Warwick Davis - disgusting little midget

Should he be allowed to live?

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Epic Fail Man said:
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Seeing warwick davis roped into the eternal current year dogma feels bad man but at least we still have the funny moments from before whenever that was. (I haven't been keeping track of his antics for a few years now)
Vid unrelated.
 
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How I would love to lock Warwick Davis into a lead-lined chamber with a lump of uranium-238 inside for an hour or so. I would get someone to drag him out and watch as he starts puking and stumbling over his pathetic midget leg-stumps dizzily, finally losing consciousness. I would then take him to a comfortable bed and impersonate a doctor - putting him to rest, pretending to look after him and ensuring him that he would get better. As the days pass, the disgusting little goblin will get worse and worse, vomiting, shitting piping-hot bloody diarrhoea and generally screaming in pain from his now burned and necrotic flesh, his internal organs failing and his chromosomes melting. But I would still lie to this festering imp and tell him it gets worse before it gets better. As he gets to his final stages of acute radiation poisoning, I will reveal that i lied to him the whole time and that he is going to die. The demonic pipsqueak starts bawling his beady eyes out as I let out a hearty laugh. He begs to be put out of his mercy, but I ignore his pathetic whines and start peeling his bubbling mottled skin from his tiny arms. The screams get louder and louder as I peel and peel, and I finally get some peace when I stuff the sticky, squelching flesh into his disproportionate midge-mouth. I get a bucket of his own bloody diarrhoea and rub it into his raw, exposed flesh, and finally close the curtain, turn off the lights and exit the medical room forever - leaving this satanic little munchkin to expire.
 
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I thought I had hung out with Kenny Baker's wife at a con once when his booth was opposite mine and he was on-stage, but online says she died in the 90s, so I don't know now if it was just some midget thot he was cruising with at the time, or maybe it was Warwick Davis's wife and I was mixed-up about which Star Wars midget was at the con
I should look into this further so I can massage this into some sort of implications that I fucked Warwick Davis's wife
 
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Miriam Margoyles said:
'Favourite human'?
This sounds like something a disgusting little mutant goblin would say, to try and cover his tracks.
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It makes sense. He clearly has (had ☹️) his human dwarf wife, his dwarf dwarf wife (with beard of course), his goblin wife, his gnome wife and his controversial fairy wife (people get weird about the size difference ignoring the fact that Jerry Seinfeld had multiple fairy girlfriends throughout his career).

If anything he's just trying to be transparent.
 
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Vesperus said:
Jesus Christ @SIGSEGV what have you done!?
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Only what was necessary.

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What's with all of the fucking midgets on this site?
 
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