Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[YankeeTrader]

Source?

He's gotta go extract it from his ass, and will be with you shortly.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

That sounds hype-4-r-1-complex-7.

That's sub-4-j-1-ectively-7 exte-4-m-1-porized-7

Huh.. so any 12 letter word works.

@Graffiti canvas ,

You're being especially A-Douchebagy this morning.

On the contrary, I've been the only one who's been symp-4-a-1-thizing-7

 

[YankeeTrader]

That sounds hype-4-r-1-complex-7.

That's sub-4-j-1-ectively-7 exte-4-m-1-porized-7

So any 12 letter work works?


On the contrary, I've been the only one who's been symp-4-a-1-thizing-7

The more attention Brad draws, the less he can manage it effectively. He's continuing to unravel at a steady pace.

 

[Bethari]

You have, repeatedly, claimed to speak for God. As recently as earlier today, you have stated

This means you are claiming to be a prophet, as you are stating to speak for God and to be in a position to lay down divine judgment. You have, to my knowledge, given no information that you are such a prophet, that you have lived by prophetic restrictions, that you can predict the future, or that you can communicate in Hebrew. As you should know, claiming to be a prophet while not doing so, according to the laws carried down by God through another prophet, Moses, is punishable by the death penalty. You can see the appropriate verse in Deuteronomy, chapter 18, verse 20.

What the turnip said! Also, Deuteronomy 18:20-22 (KJV):

20 But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.
21 And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the Lord hath not spoken?
22 When a prophet speaketh in the name of the Lord, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the Lord hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Beezertheturnip,

There's certainly no requirement for the 2nd Coming of the Christ to be fluent in Hebrew. I would estimate that 95% of those who are fluent in Hebrew don't recognize that Y'shua bar Yosef was the promised messiah to the Jewish people.

You've judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 10/19/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

 

[YankeeTrader]

@Beezertheturnip,

There's certainly no requirement for the 2nd Coming of the Christ to be fluent in Hebrew. I would estimate that 95% of those who are fluent in Hebrew don't recognize that Y'shua bar Yosef was the promised messiah to the Jewish people. You've judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 10/19/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

When God vested power in you, did it happen in a seedy Motel 6 over a 8 ball?

 

[Bethari]

@Beezertheturnip,

There's certainly no requirement for the 2nd Coming of the Christ to be fluent in Hebrew. I would estimate that 95% of those who are fluent in Hebrew don't recognize that Y'shua bar Yosef was the promised messiah to the Jewish people. You've judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 10/19/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

Wait, he's not even dead yet. Isn't God supposed to judge you on Judgement Day, not whenever he feels like it?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Bethari & @Beezertheturnip ,

Did you guys ever bother to read http://7seals.blogspot.com ?

 

[YankeeTrader]

@Bethari & @turnip ,

Did you guys ever bother to read http://7seals.blogspot.com ?

People don't have to taste dog shit to know it's bad.

 

[Theturnip]

@Beezertheturnip,

There's certainly no requirement for the 2nd Coming of the Christ to be fluent in Hebrew.

My understanding of Christian belief is admittedly weaker than my understanding of Jewish beliefs. However, I am reasonably certain that Christians believe that Jesus never bodily died, ascended into heaven, and will physically return, same as he was before, for the 2nd coming. He would know everything he knew the first time around, including Hebrew.

I would estimate that 95% of those who are fluent in Hebrew don't recognize that Y'shua bar Yosef was the promised messiah to the Jewish people.

And this, of course, is patent nonsense. For starters, Deuteronomy 18:15 dictates that the coming Messiah will be a prophet of similar stature to Moses. As has already been established, a prophet speaks for God, but not is God. Jesus is commonly attributed, and might even have claimed himself, to be God; thus disqualifying him for prophethood and thus messianism. Furthermore, Jesus failed to keep a notable number of Messianic prohpecies, such as the rebuilding of the shattered cities of Zion, as well as bringing about world peace. Even the prophecies usually quoted to support Jesus's Messianic status tend to wind up disqualifying him; a favorite is Isiaiah 7:14. If you were familiar with Hebrew, you'd know that the text usually translated as "will conceive and give birth to a son" actually uses the word הרה to refer to the conception, which you will note is preterite (it already happened at the time of the utterance of prophecy, unlike the next verb to give birth, which is in the imperfect and thus speaks to a future event), and more importantly conjugated in a masculine form. It's not "She will conceive", it's "She has been inseminated" .


You have, upthread, claimed to be a Jew. I am surprised at your level of ignorance of Jewish belief, as believing that Jesus is Messianic or a divinity is incompatible with Jewish belief.


EDIT: No, I have not read your seven seals page more than a brief glance. Nothing in there has expanded on the core axioms I have addressed, namely that you are not Jesus and Jesus is in any case not God.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Source (for Jesus' Birthday)?

Astronomer http://MichaelMolnar.com .

 

[Bethari]

@Bethari & @turnip ,

Did you guys ever bother to read http://7seals.blogspot.com ?

Come on, do I have to?

EDIT: Why can't you just use the Bible as a source, like most Christians?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

My understanding of Christian belief is admittedly weaker than my understanding of Jewish beliefs. However, I am reasonably certain that Christians believe that Jesus never bodily died, ascended into heaven, and will physically return, same as he was before, for the 2nd coming. He would know everything he knew the first time around, including Hebrew.




And this, of course, is patent nonsense. For starters, Deuteronomy 18:15 dictates that the coming Messiah will be a prophet of similar stature to Moses. As has already been established, a prophet speaks for God, but not is God. Jesus is commonly attributed, and might even have claimed himself, to be God; thus disqualifying him for prophethood and thus messianism. Furthermore, Jesus failed to keep a notable number of Messianic prohpecies, such as the rebuilding of the shattered cities of Zion, as well as bringing about world peace. Even the prophecies usually quoted to support Jesus's Messianic status tend to wind up disqualifying him; a favorite is Isiaiah 7:14. If you were familiar with Hebrew, you'd know that the text usually translated as "will conceive and give birth to a son" actually uses the word הרה to refer to the conception, which you will note is preterite (it already happened at the time of the utterance of prophecy, unlike the next verb to give birth, which is in the imperfect and thus speaks to a future event), and more importantly conjugated in a masculine form. It's not "She will conceive", it's "She has been inseminated" .


You have, upthread, claimed to be a Jew. I am surprised at your level of ignorance of Jewish belief, as believing that Jesus is Messianic or a divinity is incompatible with Jewish belief.


EDIT: No, I have not read your seven seals page more than a brief glance. Nothing in there has expanded on the core axioms I have addressed, namely that you are not Jesus and Jesus is in any case not God.

Going to go on a tangent because it's relevant: yes, Christians believe Christ died. As in, heart stopped, no breathing, flat-lined, shuffled off his mortal coil, pining for the Fjords. It is also a Christian belief that three days later, after dying, he was alive again.

Brad's denial of Jesus's death is arguably the biggest issue one would have with his beliefs, from a Christian perspective.

 

[Theturnip]

Going to go on a tangent because it's relevant: yes, Christians believe Christ died. As in, heart stopped, no breathing, flat-lined, shuffled off his mortal coil, pining for the Fjords. It is also a Christian belief that three days later, after dying, he was alive again.

Brad's denial of Jesus's death is arguably the biggest issue one would have with his beliefs, from a Christian perspective.

I'm sorry, I spoke imprecisely. I am aware that Christian belief is that Jesus died on the cross, was dead for three days, and then rose again. Subsequent to that, he was alive for some time, I'm not entirely sure how long, and then ascended bodily to heaven, without dying a second time. If I am incorrect about this, please correct me though.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Come on, do I have to?

EDIT: Why can't you just use the Bible as a source, like most Christians?

Because he thinks the Bible is just a stepping stone to his proof he's the GOD-incarnate. His proof is his own theory that borrows from the bible and it's the only thing that supports it. Things fall apart quickly when you just use the bible and not his 74 page document.

@Brad Watson_Miami You never answered me. Why do you think that Thoughts can move faster than light as well as time travel as claimed in your 5th seal? What observable evidence do you have to support this claim?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I'm sorry, I spoke imprecisely. I am aware that Christian belief is that Jesus died on the cross, was dead for three days, and then rose again. Subsequent to that, he was alive for some time, I'm not entirely sure how long, and then ascended bodily to heaven, without dying a second time. If I am incorrect about this, please correct me though.

No, no, you're good. Just making sure we were on the same page.

 

[Adamska]

Trying to shill your site every day on here and trying to bump it's search results by doing this Brad makes you look like a liar and conman just in it for the money or fame or whatever. Not joking.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

My understanding of Christian belief is admittedly weaker than my understanding of Jewish beliefs. However, I am reasonably certain that Christians believe that Jesus never bodily died, ascended into heaven, and will physically return, same as he was before, for the 2nd coming. He would know everything he knew the first time around, including Hebrew.

Many Christians believe in the illogical, unscientific, and anti-historical/anti-archaeology belief in the return of Jesus Christ* in his body of 2,000 years ago at his age when crucified. However, many Christians now either believe in or are open-minded to reincarnation.


*Synchronism: 12:45 "I will return shortly." - Worf. 12:48 "Increase speed to 7.3 warp... We need to evacuate Section 47" - Star Trek: TNG on BBC America

Deuteronomy 18:15 dictates that the coming Messiah will be a prophet of similar stature to Moses.

I AM the reincarnation of Moses. The BIGGEST proof of this is I've exposed how Moses encoded GOD=7_4 into Genasis 1:1/Bereshit 1:1 and the 10 Commandments.

You have, up-thread, claimed to be a Jew. I am surprised at your level of ignorance of Jewish belief, as believing that Jesus is Messianic or a divinity is incompatible with Jewish belief.

That was a rude judgment of me. I AM a Messianic Jew and we correctly believe that Y'shua bar Yosef was the prophesied Messiah. We are able to distinguish between G-D and God-incarnate as He first appeared in Scripture in the Guardin' of Eden.

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 10/19/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[bacterium]

@Brad Watson_Miami

My mommy thinks I am smart actually. Does your mommy love you? Does anyone love you, sweetheart? Besides me of course, baby.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Many Christians believe in the illogical, unscientific, and anti-historical/anti-archaeology belief in the return of Jesus Christ* in his body of 2,000 years ago at his age when crucified. However, many Christians now either believe in or are open-minded to reincarnation.


*Synchronism: 12:45 "I will return shortly." - Worf. 12:48 "Increase speed to 7.3 warp... We need to evacuate Section 47" - Star Trek: TNG on BBC America


I AM the reincarnation of Moses. The BIGGEST proof of this is I've exposed how Moses encoded GOD=7_4 into Genasis 1:1/Bereshit 1:1 and the 10 Commandments.


That was a rude judgment of me. I AM a Messianic Jew and we correctly believe that Y'shua bar Yosef was the prophesied Messiah. We are able to distinguish between G-D and God-incarnate as He first appeared in Scripture in the Guardin' of Eden.

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 10/19/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Nah, man. I'm taking on his sentence. @Beezertheturnip I got you fam.