Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
The problem with that is that Trump would need to sell stocks to cash in, so it wouldn't last long enough.

Also if the market cap reached high enough, it would be near impossible to pump up more.
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My guy this is Donald J. Trump we are talking about here he'll be borrowing full-tilt against the stock and never pay it back. If he hasn't already.
 
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As hilarious as it would be for him to win and everyone to shit their pants, I kinda feel like we have enough pants shitting right now with Israel and Ukraine to the point where it's actually starting to affect the ability to keep up my quality of life, so I'd rather not have a dude who has dementia this bad having control over the big red "end humanity" button. At least with the other dementia patient there's some stability.
 
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King Metalia said:
I'm more a fan of Trump losing in court but winning the election. I don't see much in the way of lulz happening from him losing the election.
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QTards and MAGAtards would storm the capitol when they certify the votes, only this time the national guard would be there to crush QTard heads. That'd be pretty damn funny
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
QTards and MAGAtards would storm the capitol when they certify the votes, only this time the national guard would be there to crush QTard heads. That'd be pretty damn funny
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Okay yeah that would be pretty funny. Now I'm wondering which side would it be funnier to see win that scenario. The national guard or the MAGA Qanon tards or whatever Trump's followers call themselves these days.
 
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If Trump were smart, he'd clean up shorting the stock and is now so very much richer the farther it falls as he turns over the sold short shares back to their now poor owners again.

"Sleepy Don" is only hilarious due to Trump trying to make his beyond expired insult comic campaign style stick on the President of the United States. Literally no one would give a shit if the irony meter didn't explode spraying shrapnel at its owners due to that one detail.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Watching liberal retards try and dunk on Trump for falling asleep in his show trial while Biden literally can't form a coherent sentence is one of the most infuriating things I've seen in a long time. Do you have an ounce of self awareness?
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“How dare you make fun of sleepy Don when sleepy Joe exists?”

Do YOU have self awareness?
 
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JaneThough said:
“How dare you make fun of sleepy Don when sleepy Joe exists?”

Do YOU have self awareness?
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I'm not outraged by people mocking Trump I just think it's laughable that the same people who will defend Joe Bidens obvious dementia will go after Trump for being sleepy in court.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
The problem with that is that Trump would need to sell stocks to cash in, so it wouldn't last long enough.

Also if the market cap reached high enough, it would be near impossible to pump up more.
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What I'm looking forward to is Trump's rage-posting once $DJT approaches $0. He's going to be so mad.

I mean on paper his share of the company was worth like $5b-$6b at one point, and over the next months he's going to watch it dwindle. Despite the fact that he hasn't put any money or work into it, he's going to feel entitled to a big payout. And when that doesn't come to pass, it's not going to be because it's just a Twitter knockoff with no advertisers or users, and lower revenues than an average gas station. It's going to be because he's the victim of a plot by the elites, Democrats and probably China.
 
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JaneThough said:
Show me where anyone is defending Biden and you may have a point.
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My defense was "Well he's not AS insane as Trump so that's a plus". I could be wrong, maybe he is completely mush brained, but at least the people around him seem to be wrangling him well, which is more than I can say for Trump. Point is, I'd like some stability please.
 
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Forte said:
My defense was "Well he's not AS insane as Trump so that's a plus". I could be wrong, maybe he is completely mush brained, but at least the people around him seem to be wrangling him well, which is more than I can say for Trump. Point is, I'd like some stability please.
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Biden's presidency is pretty stable and boring, which I like.
 
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TRUMPKEKS ARE BURNING THEMSELVES ALIVE

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