Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

The dab has been hit, but on who?

  • Broccoli boy self-doxing to epicly own the Internet

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  • Old, sexless Kiwispergs

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I feel like this scene is pretty representative of @Laplace Victim here on the forum. Told he needs to finish off @Vingle he releases the Vinghole and in his victory becomes a member or our tribe. He also looks like Timothee in a certain way.

 
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Well, this has been an entertaining ride. I initially was going to congratulate the OP on getting laid, and offer some advise on relationships and not getting one's life ruined by BPD sluts. Then, the work week resumed, and when I came back to the Farms, I find this thread has been featured a second time, because @Vingle has been an even bigger faggot than OP.

So, OP, not only must I congratulate you for gettting laid, congrats on bringing bonus mid-week funny with Vingle's facedox.
 
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Dude is literally just Elliot Roger except he realized youre supposed to TALK to women instead of just telepathically willing them to suck your cock. As was the supreme gentlemans big mistake. I remember reading his diary and kept thinking "JUST GO TALK TO THEM YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOURE RICH ONE OF THOSE DUMB CUNTS WILL SUCK YOU COCK EVENTUALLY!!!" Cause the whole time he would complain that women never noticed him, but he never says he actually approaches any of them. In fact his diary suggests he ACTIVELY AVOIDED them! Thats what i remember anyways i might be wrong.


Edit: i just read the thread. Holy shit this is gonna be a good stream on friday lmao
 
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No he got very very pissed that I suggested it was him who was DMing his butthole to the 18 year old incel.
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Hey hey the boy may have a touch of the tism, but lets not slander him now as unlike @Vingle broccoli boy actually gets laid.

@Laplace Victim seriously just get off the site you're just starting your life and have so many opportunities others can only dream of. Continue to work on yourself as well as some actual social skills. Build relationships with people that actually care about you and just don't want you for your looks.
 
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This is the greatest thread. I hope @Laplace Victim grows from his experiences here, finds his place in the world, and learns to grow beyond just fucking random whores and into stable relationships, or at least makes some nice friends. Or at least learns not to post his face online to a bunch of retards in case they send him butthole pictures. I am glad whoever featured this thread twice did so, and I am looking forward to the next halal.
 
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It’s rather ironic that while trying to mog the kiwifarms, the OP has become part of it. The farms always wins in the end, even if it’s in ways no one expected. Better he becomes a valued member of the community rather than one of the cows: the content isn’t as funny if all of our lolcows were predestined to their fate rather than chose it. It would’ve felt bad laughing at a kid just starting out in life willingly going down the path of the cow at 18.

@Laplace Victim you would do well to look at others that the forum has favored and learn from their mistakes. Nick Rekieta is a perfect example: he was generally liked here and people were hoping he could be the person to become Internet Famous without turning into a massive degenerate. And now he’s become an alcoholic to such a level that he’s hallucinating, getting catfished by skinwalkers named “Mandi”, having swinging parties, unironically defending pedophiles, and taking sponsorships from balldo.

Do not be this man:
 
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Evilronald said:
It’s rather ironic that while trying to mog the kiwifarms, the OP has become part of it. The farms always wins in the end, even if it’s in ways no one expected. Better he becomes a valued member of the community rather than one of the cows: the content isn’t as funny if all of our lolcows were predestined to their fate rather than chose it. It would’ve felt bad laughing at a kid just starting out in life willingly going down the path of the cow at 18.

@Laplace Victim you would do well to look at others that the forum has favored and learn from their mistakes. Nick Rekieta is a perfect example: he was generally liked here and people were hoping he could be the person to become Internet Famous without turning into a massive degenerate. And now he’s become an alcoholic to such a level that he’s hallucinating, getting catfished by skinwalkers named “Mandi”, having swinging parties, unironically defending pedophiles, and taking sponsorships from balldo.

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This whole situation is a lot like the plot of death note...
When I got into looksmaxxing, it's like how Light felt finding the death note.
I started to dive deep into improving my looks, almost getting obsessed with it, just like Light got obsessed with using the death note.

Then I shared my rhetoric on here (This thread), and just like Light dealing with L, the users here tried to figure out who I was and even attempt to doxx me.

Light gives up the death note in order to further his goal = I get assimilated into Kiwifarms and become a kiwifarmer to further my goal.

Light regains the death note and receives his perfect victory in the form of L's death = I inside job Kiwifarms and again total incel victory.

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Laplace Victim said:
This whole situation is a lot like the plot of death note...
When I got into looksmaxxing, it's like how Light felt finding the death note.
I started to dive deep into improving my looks, almost getting obsessed with it, just like Light got obsessed with using the death note.

Then I shared my rhetoric on here (This thread), and just like Light dealing with L, the users here tried to figure out who I was and even attempt to doxx me.

Light gives up the death note in order to further his goal = I get assimilated into Kiwifarms and become a kiwifarmer to further my goal.

Light regains the death note and receives his perfect victory in the form of L's death = I inside job Kiwifarms and again total incel victory.

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you aint light yagami dog put the keyboard down
 
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