Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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BlueArmedDevil said:
He probably tells himself it's easier then learning how OBS works.
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Genuinely don't get how people can't figure out OBS. Having never fucking with the program, I downloaded it and puzzled out how to stream in a couple minutes. PPP's admitting he's more inept than a minority or a dope head.
Local Fed said:
He doesn't have much of a choice. Tardski is the top in the relationship (if only because bottoming for PPP is a literal death sentence.) Realistically, what else can PPP do at this point? He's too blimped out for manual labour. He doesn't really have much in terms of family to slum it with, at least for long. He's got too much of a felted online history to be able to do anything white collar (assuming you could even find one big enough to fit him.) The majority of his fans won't paypig for him.
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I'm sure he's fat enough to qualify for disability, if he's not already getting it. I haven't been able to watch much Casino, I forget that most of the paypigs are people following Tardski. Andy is just too fucking annoying. I can barely watch a couple of minutes. If I wanted to hear the unintelligent ramblings of an addict, I'd chat up the needle freaks that linger around the ash trays at the moose factory smoking area.
 
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PhoBingas said:
I'm sure he's fat enough to qualify for disability, if he's not already getting it.
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When Ralph was interviewing Surfer on the killstream a year or two ago, Surfer said PPP got disabilitybux or covidbux or something like that. I don’t know how true it is but it’s worth mentioning
 
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Twinkletard said:
@elb posted this clip:


Personally, I like the show but I'll agree with jersh about the interruptions.

PPP has grown on me over the past few months though. I think he's actually getting a lot funnier
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Kino Casino is pretty good if you only watch the clips maybe 1-2 times a week, where a lot of grifting gets left out.
 
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ive gone from loving this show and laughing my ass off to just being annoyed by it for month long spans like 4 times. sort of back in the "tired of it" phase. might just be because i don't really care about the reviewtechUSA stuff or the idubbz stuff. that might just be me as it seems some people love it. even just the cog stuff was way funnier for me. not even hating though, i still think it's fun but i've been more into the clips since theyve been on this tangent. there was a lull for a while for sure around the time they moved last month but it seems theyve regained their roll lately. if theyre covering something and its hilarious the interuptions arent that bad but its hard to make reviewtech as funny as ralph lets just be honest. i actually even prefer the EDIS segments.
 
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Moodmode said:
ive gone from loving this show and laughing my ass off to just being annoyed by it for month long spans like 4 times. sort of back in the "tired of it" phase. might just be because i don't really care about the reviewtechUSA stuff or the idubbz stuff. that might just be me as it seems some people love it. even just the cog stuff was way funnier for me. not even hating though, i still think it's fun but i've been more into the clips since theyve been on this tangent. there was a lull for a while for sure around the time they moved last month but it seems theyve regained their roll lately. if theyre covering something and its hilarious the interuptions arent that bad but its hard to make reviewtech as funny as ralph lets just be honest. i actually even prefer the EDIS segments.
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This is a good overall take on the Casino. For all the crap we give it, and it has its problems, it is a landmark show that invented/contributed to the genre of cow watching. They had an incredible beginning which coincided with Ralph going supernova and putting in possibly the greatest six-month performance of any lolcow ever but since then it's been hit or miss as the poster above says. They can make good content but only if the Sektur provides adequate raw material (their coverage of Teddy Feaser's early meltdowns was excellent for example).
 
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O Puffers Where Art Thou? said:
This is a good overall take on the Casino. For all the crap we give it, and it has its problems, it is a landmark show that invented/contributed to the genre of cow watching. They had an incredible beginning which coincided with Ralph going supernova and putting in possibly the greatest six-month performance of any lolcow ever but since then it's been hit or miss as the poster above says. They can make good content but only if the Sektur provides adequate raw material (their coverage of Teddy Feaser's early meltdowns was excellent for example).
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Fair, but they're more focused on subs and donos and that legitimately ruins the show.

They don't have to be this bad of showmen.
 
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-They need segement breakers, they need to go to Fiverr and hire someone to build a stream overlay thing like Ralph has.
-They need to get their fucking merch game going, take Jim's advice and make shit people can wear to the grocery store without people notifying Homeland Security upon seeing whatever you're wearing.
-They need to get a fucking intro together, something funny and kinetic that'll get them hyped to start the show.
-They need a flipping casino chip transition clip. One side says "Kino Casino" and the other side says "Don't get felted".
-Both of them need to be taking bathroom breaks at the same time as much as possible (they don't live together anymore so PPP's nuclear shits won't gas Warski). Intermissions won't fucking kill your numbers.
-They're on Kick so they can put up a looping no copyright cover of "Money" by pink floyd (again some Indonesian on Fiverr can do this for $100), and the scrolling text on screen is "FUCK BITCHES - GET DONOS - REPEAT UNTIL YOU DIE".

What is in the water in Canada? Stupid juice? Are they sitting there chugging stupid juice all day?
 
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Olórin of Hype said:
-They need segement breakers, they need to go to Fiverr and hire someone to build a stream overlay thing like Ralph has.
-They need to get their fucking merch game going, take Jim's advice and make shit people can wear to the grocery store without people notifying Homeland Security upon seeing whatever you're wearing.
-They need to get a fucking intro together, something funny and kinetic that'll get them hyped to start the show.
-They need a flipping casino chip transition clip. One side says "Kino Casino" and the other side says "Don't get felted".
-Both of them need to be taking bathroom breaks at the same time as much as possible (they don't live together anymore so PPP's nuclear shits won't gas Warski). Intermissions won't fucking kill your numbers.
-They're on Kick so they can put up a looping no copyright cover of "Money" by pink floyd (again some Indonesian on Fiverr can do this for $100), and the scrolling text on screen is "FUCK BITCHES - GET DONOS - REPEAT UNTIL YOU DIE".

What is in the water in Canada? Stupid juice? Are they sitting there chugging stupid juice all day?
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The only thing the show needs is Andy talking less.
 
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I'm a pretty new fan, their last stream was the first I've seen live. Prior to that I've been watching elb's clips and I've been binging their clip channel. I don't really know who half of their topics are but I think it's funny enough for background noise. I started watching them for their Nick segments so those are my favourite because I actually know some of that lore.

I have a generally positive opinion on the show, but that might be because I don't watch it live so I'm not watching all the in between segments or dono call outs. The dono stuff doesn't bother me that much but I'm sure the longer you watch the more annoying it becomes. TBH I'm just obsessed with PPP. His vocal cadence and the way he says stuff is so hilarious to me. I'm a leaf that moved to a different country a few years ago so I really miss some of the Canadian twang he has. The impression of that one French guy is very funny, and I like his catch phrases. I often think to myself "Suffah" a la Ralph and the dead pan wooooooah buddy. Felted is now a term in my vocabulary. Andy gives me side kick energy. I've noticed a few times PPP will say something and Andy will add a quick "you know what I mean" on reflex even though he hasn't said anything. My favourite sound clip they play is the cut off version of "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILD"
 
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