Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

This has to be one of the pinkest pooners I’ve ever seen.
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WingsOfTarkov said:
This has to be one of the pinkest pooners I’ve ever seen.
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There's no way she passes irl. The first pic at a glance says "fat faggot" but the second and third totally give it away. In person and in motion she must be absolutely frog voice uncanny. This is so far beyond "confused enby girl with dangerhair." The only men having sex with someone like this have got to be ultra degenerates, like poop eating weirdos

Eta: actually in the first one her body language and clothes and fat tiny hands say "giant radioactive mutant baby" jfc
 
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pink cigarettes said:
There's no way she passes irl. The first pic at a glance says "fat faggot" but the second and third totally give it away. In person and in motion she must be absolutely frog voice uncanny. This is so far beyond "confused enby girl with dangerhair." The only men having sex with someone like this have got to be ultra degenerates, like poop eating weirdos
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Always makes me laugh how these girls have "bottom" on their profiles.

Like no shit.
 
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pink cigarettes said:
There's no way she passes irl. The first pic at a glance says "fat faggot" but the second and third totally give it away. In person and in motion she must be absolutely frog voice uncanny. This is so far beyond "confused enby girl with dangerhair." The only men having sex with someone like this have got to be ultra degenerates, like poop eating weirdos

Eta: actually in the first one her body language and clothes and fat tiny hands say "giant radioactive mutant baby" jfc
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She passes from the neck up but the rest of her just screams WOMAN. You only have to glance at her hands and the whole charade collapses.
 
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pink cigarettes said:
There's no way she passes irl. The first pic at a glance says "fat faggot" but the second and third totally give it away. In person and in motion she must be absolutely frog voice uncanny. This is so far beyond "confused enby girl with dangerhair." The only men having sex with someone like this have got to be ultra degenerates, like poop eating weirdos

Eta: actually in the first one her body language and clothes and fat tiny hands say "giant radioactive mutant baby" jfc
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Also the fat belly + pooner ultra-flat-chest combo really seals the uncanny vibe
 
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Mad_Dog said:
Also the fat belly + pooner ultra-flat-chest combo really seals the uncanny vibe
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Someone in another post said the ones with the Shakira hips end up with the same body profile as the Grimace
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Its right too it just looks so fucking bizzare, like fat men even when they have big fat asses have flabby man boobs too so when these girls get their tits hacked off it just leaves such an Uncanny Valley profile, they look like Jim Henson made them in his Creature Shop to chase fucking Fraggles.
And thats the lucky ones, the worst look like Tom Savini made them to scare kids
 
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Not grindr, but the pooners have started invading sniffies. For the non-gay farmers, sniffies is an even more degenerate version of grindr. It's web based so they don't have to follow app rules and almost all profile pics are just simply a dick pic or an ass.

Last night I saw a pooner with her roid clit & pussy open as the PFP. I won't post it.

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Literally an obese woman , but don't call it a pussy!
 
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Criticallacitirc said:
Not grindr, but the pooners have started invading sniffies. For the non-gay farmers, sniffies is an even more degenerate version of grindr. It's web based so they don't have to follow app rules and almost all profile pics are just simply a dick pic or an ass.

Last night I saw a pooner with her roid clit & pussy open as the PFP. I won't post it.

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5'5" 300 fucking pounds Jesus Wept
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Thar she blows dicks
 
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WingsOfTarkov said:
This has to be one of the pinkest pooners I’ve ever seen.
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I get not putting up posed or photoshopped pics on a dating site, but why the fuck did that pooner choose the first one?

It looks like a candid shot of her running to the shops because she forgot to buy cough mixture.

Does she really think that picture screams dirty sex object?
 
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Peepeepoopoo Witch said:
It always amuses me when the specify "bottom." Like no shit. What other options are there?
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Sometimes they pretend to be tops or vers. These girls think there's gay guys out there that want to get fucked with a strap-on . Probably because before they pooned out they were doing it to their cuck boyfriends, who themselves were just to scared to admit they want the real thing.
 
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Criticallacitirc said:
Sometimes they pretend to be tops or vers. These girls think there's gay guys out there that want to get fucked with a strap-on . Probably because before they pooned out they were doing it to their cuck boyfriends, who themselves were just to scared to admit they want the real thing.
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Gender euphoria must be a helluva drug if they actually enjoy using a strap-on on someone. Regular anal is already bad enough; it always causes microtears no matter how gentle is or how much lube is used. A woman with a strap-on has no way of knowing if she's being too rough until the other partner is in pain.
 
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