Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

In the past the Rekieta's said they had someone helping with their kids named April

Where is this from? Another person thought they recalled this in the thread recently but nobody else has said they remember that detail. Not even @Himedall All-seeing Waifu (who would likely know better than anybody) had seen or heard of that.

With it being confirmed that one of Nick's few IRL clients is April Imholte (traffic ticket), they must have had at least had a friendship for a while

The first time they met in person was when Nick did his stand up comedy show. Iirc that was October 2023? Nick and April were both on Chrissy Mayr’s podcast show in November 2022, along with Brittany Venti, & a few other women, forget who. April knew of who Nick was but he did not know her at all. She said she thought he’d appeared on a show with Aaron but Nick still had no clue who either of them were.

April has left the show a few days ago, he is already trash talking her on his show and has made some very blatant hints regarding her drug abuse.

Aaron alogs seem to think there is, or soon will be, a falling out between Aaron & Nick. Based on what, Idk, something related to April. Aaron has been making a few snide remarks about someone unnamed that could be Nick but who really knows. In any case, Aaron is exactly the type of passive aggressive bitch that would snipe at a “friend” under the guise of only telling a funny anecdote. Same as he’s been saying things are good with April & tweeting out nothing but love & praise to her while turning around & being disrespectful.

For the thread (not specifically the above poster) I’d not jump to any conclusions like Nick & Kayla are starving their kids by immediately trusting anything Aaron says. He’s a shit father himself, to the point his parents sided with his ex regarding the divorce & custody of the kids.

Then again, Nick is a shit human so it wouldn’t be too surprising.

 

[AltisticRight]

So when Nick opens that bag of chips and eats one single Dorito does he act graciously and give the rest away to the kids or does he horde it all for homself slowly eating the entire bag across days or does he eat a single chip and toss the rest in the trash.

Dorito rationing like they're on the Oregon Trail, that's dark.

I asked some older relatives about rationing under the USSR and (actually) communist Maoist China.

It wasn't that bad.

Whose habits/binging are more unhealthy?

Between Balldo and that Steeltoe faggot there are 8 kids.
Eight of them.
So Balldo is automatically worse. BMJ ruins furniture, Balldo is ruining lives.

Nick thinks he should be able to contract to do something

He does believe in contracts though.
Contracting AIDS.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Borderline to be using a can opener and a microwave depending on height. But theoretically possible.

from my own history of dealing with grippy sock women, that must mean the household really went off the deep end recently. if you grew up in a dysfunctional household, then by the time you hit kindergarden you're acting like a survivor of a nuclear war and scavenging for yourself and stealing food anywhere you can.

The fact she hasn't figured out how to either do it herself and can still rely on adults means she isnt completely gone.

Also how much of a shithead do you have to be that Mr.Steele Toe is who they look up to as their daddy?

stand up routine would be so funny that no one would notice the horrific revelation that the kids are so neglected that a random family friend has to feed them.

it is funny if you don't realize A. he's being honest about how bad the situation is and B. you don't realize he isn't exaggerating.

that seems like a pretty typical comment for a joke, exaggerating a fairly normal interaction. Like how The Mist is based on Stephen King waiting in line at the grocery store a little too long with his whiny kids.

STMS only began in 2016,

while true thats just the name Aaron gave the morning version of his radio show, his afternoon version began in 2006 as his KLFD show, Aaron in the Afternoon. there's no way in hell there's archives because radio shows don't do that in even major markets. and i'm sure nick would have brought them up if they were friends before last year. but its fairly obvious they've been hanging out since the comedy show at minimum.

and April seems to be friends with Chrissie Mayr

this is even more fuel to the fire Chrissie was a literal nobody before covid, so at minimum we can assume the friendship began in the last 4 years at maximum

 

[Lubby Smith]

Corner Demon: "Wow, Nick, you're so fortunate to be an heir to a 9-figure estate."
Nick Rekieta: "Yeah, yeah, it's great. I'm so blessed."
CD: "You must've had some wild times as a fabulously wealthy, handsome, tall, young man before you settled down with Our Wife. Tell Corner Demon some stories, buddy."
NR: "Actually I've always had my needs meet, but the trust still hasn't paid out the huge lump sum. And Lady Rackets was my first and only real girlfriend and the only woman with whom I've had sexual intercourse."
CD: "Oh, how lovely and traditional. You two must've picked some great areas to raise the family. Greatest city in the world, NYC? Perfect weather in San Diego? Summers at the beachfront condo in Palm Beach? Winters skiing at the cabin in Tahoe?"
NR: "Actually the trust allocated us a house in bumfuck Minnesota near Lady Rackets' family."
CD: "Oh, very wholesome. At least you didn't have to work."
NR: "Actually I'm required under the terms of the trust not be a NEET, so I got a worthless English Lit degree from a crappy college, worked an entry level job at a bank, attended a shit-tier law school, and ran a low rent, small town, solo practice before I became a full time streamer."
CD: "Listen buddy, a degree's a degree, and there's nothing wrong with an honest day's work. You must've had some bitchin' rich guy hobbies in your spare time. Go flying in your Cessna? Yachting on those 10,000 lakes?"
NR: "Actually my 'spare time' was driving our home schooled children to various locations in a conversion van provided pursuant to the trust's transportation stipend."
CD: "All those fabulous years spent with the fam, what else could a man ask for?"

Nick's "ODD" is a giga-cope. He spent his entire life coloring inside the lines so he wouldn't jeopardize his allowance and eventual giant payout, much like a kept woman. If Nick were truly defiant, he would've said "fuck your money, I do what I want," like a real man.

When he struck gold with the trial streams, he got it in his head that he never needed the family money. He could've made a fortune on his own and spent it any way he wanted. The problem is that it's too late, and he never even took his shot. He'll never be the rich, young, single guy living large, sleeping with hot chicks in paradise.

He tries to bury the overwhelming regret and bitterness with liquor, bizarre sex contraptions, drugs, and cuckoldry, but it's not working. Best he can do is retard his faculties with liquor and try to make it through another day without snapping and becoming a family annihilator.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm beginning to think The Steel Toe Morning Show deserves a thread of their own.....

They probably do, but I think the issue is their drama seems to run very deep, goes back years, and exists far outside of just Nick. It's gonna take somebody well versed in them to write the OP. Probably one of the newer signups that have taken an interest in Nick because of Steel Toe.

My interest in them is constrained only to what can be learned about the Rekietas. Aaron's big mouth has proven rather interesting over the past few weeks. Most recently the suggestion Nick and Kayla might neglect feeding their kids, so Aaron has to make them Spegettios.

@Anticipointment has a good point though. Aaron could just be full of shit.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Feed your fucking kids you hook nosed nicker. Also, I'm starting to wonder if the "fever" isn't lady rackets getting too zonked out on drugs and balldo trying to make sure she doesn't Jimi Hendrix. Either that or it's toxoplasmosis from ceiling cat.

Also, corner demon is April. The 45 minute ago emergency was some domestic or other incident with steel toe couple. Maybe April told Drex that Aaron can't make women cum and Drex proceeded to ook ook his ego

 

[Anticipointment]

He spent his entire life coloring inside the lines so he wouldn't jeopardize his allowance and eventual giant payout, much like a kept woman.

The money comes from Nick’s parents, specifically his mother’s parents. His grandparents are long gone & his parents don’t appear to be any sort of strict or seriously religious types. They like to travel, drink, & spend money on frivolities. If Nick has to have been staying good for anyone it seems like it would be Kayla & her family. Obviously, she’s strayed far from what she once was or pretended to be but in the past she was very different.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

What would be the failure messages as part of the group die along the way?

 

[Sharpeteer]

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It got stuck, and trying to remove it with a cleaver didn't end well - it was all they had in the wagon. RIP.

 

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And the cherry on top is that Aaron might have watched Nick and Kayla fuck his wife.

What is with radio hosts and cuckoldry? I remember the guy from the Gawker trial was also a DJ who paid Hulk Hogan to fuck his wife.

I hope Aaron was filming. Seeing Nick Rekieta, an alcoholic druggie who resembles a hobo crossed with an Auschwitz victim, insert his testicles into a torture device so he can actually penetrate a disgusting addict whore would be the perfect video to send to your friends to shock them. Lemonparty ain't got shit on Balldoparty.

 

[Captain Manning]

Dorito rationing like they're on the Oregon Trail, that's dark.

Nick looks like he’s Benny suffering from dysentery for the last few weeks.

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It got stuck, and trying to remove it with a cleaver didn't end well - it was all they had in the wagon. RIP.

I just wanna point out, for those who have never played it, that the special Balldo Edition of Oregon Trail doesn't have oxen.

It has bulls.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

His sister trooned out, right? That already ups the odds

No. She is a danger hair who runs a New Age-esque yoga therapy studio in South America. 'Free Spirit' is the delicate term from my upbrining.

If you are really interested, I doxxed her ITT ages ago.

. I feel like there's a lot of circumstantial things already there (I.E., In the past the Rekieta's said they had someone helping with their kids named April

Where is this from? Another person thought they recalled this in the thread recently but nobody else has said they remember that detail. Not even @Himedall All-seeing Waifu (who would likely know better than anybody) had seen or heard of that.

While I do not have perfect memory, I do remember that during the LOCALS heyday and peak of the Coomening (Late Otober 2022 - May 2023) there was a LOT of interest in this nanny and gay ops with ArtTheClown and EgalitarianBtch (RIP their marriage) to get people to think she was the nanny and mock the 'dumb Farmers'. It went almost nowhere, but the interest there would lead me to think that any mention of a name would have been caught.

Just imagine how dark the reality must be for the Rekieta household. Balldoman tends to overshare his sex life, but has done an okay job of keeping details about his wife and children hidden, slipping up only on occasion. With the absence of information, it's easy to assume that things must be okay at home, but there's got to be some weird shit going on that we don't see. You don't get to be a narcissistic, alcoholic, narcoleptic degenerate without it slipping into your personal life. Five kids with poor supervision and boundaries have got to be getting up to trouble, whether he knows it or not.

I think most people's homes are tiny houses or horror to the outside observer. The few times I witnessed my mates being screamed at by their parents was unnerving. Keep that shite private.

>Himedall almost finishes new OP
>Weird & Funny shit happens
>OP needs update regarding new findings
How does this keep happening

I think I have most of it covered. More developments can be added later, but I plan to start on the supplemental posts after the main OP is situated. The Imholtes will have their own section.

Aaron alogs seem to think there is, or soon will be, a falling out between Aaron & Nick. Based on what, Idk, something related to April. Aaron has been making a few snide remarks about someone unnamed that could be Nick but who really knows. In any case, Aaron is exactly the type of passive aggressive bitch that would snipe at a “friend” under the guise of only telling a funny anecdote. Same as he’s been saying things are good with April & tweeting out nothing but love & praise to her while turning around & being disrespectful.

This is an interesting thing to consider. I say 'watch'. Nick is quite an adept cow to provide new content when you least expect it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I just wanna point out, for those who have never played it, that the special Balldo Editor of Oregon Trail doesn't have oxen.

It has bulls.

You have no idea how much I want to play "Super Rekieta RPG - Legend of the Seven Balldos" for the Super Nintendo.

Or the Rekieta hack of Oregon Trail for MS DOS - also it gives you no option to feed your family, except the option to give pills to Kayla, but that's it.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I just wanna point out, for those who have never played it, that the special Balldo Editor of Oregon Trail doesn't have oxen.

It has bulls.

You can also stop at McDonald's, order a ceasar salad, and die that way

unless it's in your ass

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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No comment on his weight, but I guess all that karaoke and alcohol yesterday really stressed his vocal cords. The bulls told him the semen would work better than a medicated lozenge, but it takes 24-36 hours to kick in.

 

[Bepis]

@Anticipointment has a good point though. Aaron could just be full of shit.

I'm inclined to believe Aaron just because it tracks with Nick's previous statements about their diet going back years (snacking throughout the day with him claiming to make dinner). Though knowing Nick the cooking part was probably a lie. These kids are going to reach adulthood and have no idea how to prepare real food.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

No comment on his weight

I think Nick's portion sizes must be out of control if he's gaining that much weight.

I'm inclined to believe Aaron just because it tracks with Nick's previous statements about their diet going back years (snacking throughout the day with him claiming to make dinner). Though knowing Nick the cooking part was probably a lie. These kids are going to reach adulthood and have no idea how to prepare real food.

Nick described the nanny's snack budget as "more than I spent when I was cooking every day". It's unclear right now if the nanny is still around. There was some speculation that she had left, but not 100% confirmation from Nick.

He says here that the nanny spends more on snacks than was spent when he cooked actual meals, so it can be assumed that now, meals are not being cooked

 

[velvetelvis]

<HIV Update>

Why does his fanbase need an update on his weight? Is he a premature birth infant? What well adjusted, straight, married man even knows their weight? This is strange behavior. Some might call it queer.
Edit: Completely coincidentally, there are generally no scheduled Steel Toe evening shows on Thursdays and Fridays.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

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Gosh, podcasting sure sounds hard you guys! I haven't heard of ailments this extreme from anyone other than military C130 gunners who are exposed to copious amounts of lead.
Oh well, nothing a bottle of scotch can't fix!