Because Nick is the captain of the ship that he himself directed into an iceberg but is still delusional enough that he thinks he can still fix the situation so he tells the passenger that everything is fine and dandy, nothing is going on. That noise and shaking was nothing at all, they can keep going about as usual. He thinks he'll fix his career any minute now. Everything will just click into place and he'll arrive at the port.
Last time with the fever he lost 10lbs, this time with the fever he gained 10lbs he should be studied like a lab rat.
I don't remember who it was, maybe when he was yelling at Sean / Potentially Criminal; but he was pissed about that damn Kiwi Farms and had that "They make fun of my kids! They say mean shit about my kids! Try feeding your fucking kids, which is like, rule 0 of being a parent or some shit.
Aaron reported at great length about his karaoke night and even showed a bunch of celll phone videos. No Nick in sight.
Did Aaron actually unintentionally confirm that Nick wasn't out sick with a fever last night, but doing karaoke with him instead, or not?
These are children who are too young to operate a can opener, and they cannot find anyone to feed them besides their millionaire father's gay hot tub lover?
They can't get "snacks" any more now that the nanny is gone and they're both such helpless fucking retards they can't perform basic human functions.
She transitioned into a zonked at home mom
Good luck floating the wagon across the river with 200lb of whiskey in it.I just wanna point out, for those who have never played it, that the special Balldo Edition of Oregon Trail doesn't have oxen.
It has bulls.
Has he considered not drinking his weight in booze every month? I have a sneaking suspicion he might feel better if he stops that.
Regular Gordon Ramensey his kids are. Although they could probably just swipe dad's credit card to get some ingredients delivered to cook themselves, or hit up the grandparents for some emergency food drops.
Seems like that's some serious fever that won't go away, I wonder if he figured out that the cure is more cowbell.
No, incel prude.
I think he thinks he's being clever and pulling the wool over everyone's eyes. And given there are people still paypigging for his current content he may be right, at least in regards to his remaining audience.
Personally I think the potential for amusement is greater with these kind of soft disavowals. It's like when Null broke up with Dick: if he'd given JuJu the massive screaming match he clearly wanted it would have been playing into Dick's hands, but by refusing to have any direct contact with him since it's ensured the manchild has stayed seething for years. I think Nick is much the same.
All these prudes on the Karen Farms don't realise Nick is simply making sure his kids have great material for their own stand-up when they follow in their father's footsteps. Well, the kids who survive, anyway.