Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

The dab has been hit, but on who?

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Wild ride of a thread.

From the OP obviously written by Mattel's new Elliot Rodger doll, through pages of seething all the way to Vingle Vingling all over the place, then the man-haters club arriving at a dead run for dessert.

10/10 would read again.
 
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I just realized that if you ever in your life had an anime profile pic while simultaneously deeming yourself an incel, there's no way you could have been correct/right because your anime pfp would have invalidated everything you were ever punching into your phone, zoomie.
 
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Against all odds, OP came out on top. Pretty boys stay winning, I guess.

Agree with @The Highwayman talking about how fashion is under-represented in incel circles, though. Style is an incredible force multiplier, but there are a lot of caveats to it. You can't just ape what the popular guys do, not only because blatant copycatting is a massive negative in and of itself, but also because every person's aesthetic needs to be congruent with the rest of them. If your face, body or personality doesn't gel with the style you chose, it cancels out most of the positive effect. How you present yourself to others is a narrative, and like all narratives, it needs to be coherent.

I think this facet of it is often what catches autists out because there's no real concrete playbook and it's very vibes based, which some of them just don't do well with. Nobody can give you a list of steps or requirements to have a good personal aesthetic, it's too individualised, but you can of course pay someone who does know that stuff to advise you if you can't do it yourself.
 
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Against all odds, OP came out on top. Pretty boys stay winning, I guess.

Agree with @The Highwayman talking about how fashion is under-represented in incel circles, though. Style is an incredible force multiplier, but there are a lot of caveats to it. You can't just ape what the popular guys do, not only because blatant copycatting is a massive negative in and of itself, but also because every person's aesthetic needs to be congruent with the rest of them. If your face, body or personality doesn't gel with the style you chose, it cancels out most of the positive effect. How you present yourself to others is a narrative, and like all narratives, it needs to be coherent.
yep that's a big part in why the looksmax crowd largely ignores fashion and focuses more on hard metrics like face.
fashion is not constant, it is very subjective, it changes a lot over time, and sometimes it changes very fast. it can also vary between different places.
overall this makes it very very hard to give useful fashion advice, especially to online strangers.
face and physique on the other hand are universal. what is physically attractive or ugly is pretty much set in stone and never changes, so it's much easier to understand and give advice on.
 
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Agree with @The Highwayman talking about how fashion is under-represented in incel circles, though. Style is an incredible force multiplier, but there are a lot of caveats to it. You can't just ape what the popular guys do, not only because blatant copycatting is a massive negative in and of itself, but also because every person's aesthetic needs to be congruent with the rest of them. If your face, body or personality doesn't gel with the style you chose, it cancels out most of the positive effect. How you present yourself to others is a narrative, and like all narratives, it needs to be coherent.

I think this facet of it is often what catches autists out because there's no real concrete playbook and it's very vibes based, which some of them just don't do well with. Nobody can give you a list of steps or requirements to have a good personal aesthetic, it's too individualised, but you can of course pay someone who does know that stuff to advise you if you can't do it yourself.
Just dress better bro

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But no seriously there are plenty of fashionmaxxing threads on looksmax.org

Here's one I found by searching:
 
But no seriously there are plenty of fashionmaxxing threads on looksmax.org

Here's one I found by searching:
It's a good list of things to keep in mind, yeah. It's a little prescriptive for my taste -- most of those guidelines can (and sometimes even should) be broken in limited or specific ways, but I understand that this is to teach the basics to people who don't otherwise know them. There's still a huge vibes based component that has to be learned rather than taught, if you catch my meaning. I think a strong aesthetic in a person requires a, for lack of a better word, vision, rather than... an objective. Not sure how you can give that to someone who doesn't already have it.

Still, it's miles better than the drab business-casual advice you'd get on places like r/malefashionadvice.
 
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It's a good list of things to keep in mind, yeah. It's a little prescriptive for my taste -- most of those guidelines can (and sometimes even should) be broken in limited or specific ways, but I understand that this is to teach the basics to people who don't otherwise know them. There's still a huge vibes based component that has to be learned rather than taught, if you catch my meaning. I think a strong aesthetic in a person requires a, for lack of a better word, vision, rather than... an objective. Not sure how you can give that to someone who doesn't already have it.

Still, it's miles better than the drab business-casual advice you'd get on places like r/malefashionadvice.
How about this one:

This is from the best of the best section on looksmax.org
It should be better.
That dude looks like a caveman, why is he included?
That's hernan drago
Best looking man to have ever existed imo

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Best looking man to have ever existed imo
See this is why I know you're not gay.
Lantern Jaw aesthetic is supposed to exude an aura of calm and protectiveness, like henry cavill.
Not weird mystique.

Also why the looksmaxx shit is funny to me. You guys have such a boner for efficiency you literally took bits of every aesthetic and added it to one, without understanding it. Creating a bizarre frankenstein that the autistic apparently love.
 
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Against all odds, OP came out on top. Pretty boys stay winning, I guess.

Agree with @The Highwayman talking about how fashion is under-represented in incel circles, though. Style is an incredible force multiplier, but there are a lot of caveats to it. You can't just ape what the popular guys do, not only because blatant copycatting is a massive negative in and of itself, but also because every person's aesthetic needs to be congruent with the rest of them. If your face, body or personality doesn't gel with the style you chose, it cancels out most of the positive effect. How you present yourself to others is a narrative, and like all narratives, it needs to be coherent.
The zoomers just keep on winning recently and I love it! It was kind of funny seeing them struggle and be completely useless at basic adult things for a while, but as time has gone on I’ve started feeling bad for them. Hopefully they’ll start doing better and can find their place.

I remember at one point the boomers said that Millenials better watch out for Gen Z as they’ll be more tech savvy and better educated than us. That never really happened and some of the zoomers don’t even know how to use file explorer or basic Microsoft Office products. It seems like what was taught to the zoomers was to find “hacks” and just get through things rather than emphasizing learning and understand the concepts underlying things they learned. Which is completely understandable when you see what’s happened with American and Canadian education systems that think “emotional intelligence” is more important than reading, writing, math, and history.

I hope things will get better soon for them, the game was rigged before they even had a chance to go out into the world (like it was for Millenials but to an even greater extent for them). But until they get out of the brainwashing about gender/sexuality, stop worshipping niggers, and let Millenials take the lead on things, we can’t really fix society. Gen Z knows they’re retarded: I still have no clue why they think they’re the catalyst for social change.
 
Guy/homo discovers that looks is for attention and character for relation.

Good for you fella that you ascended from boy to men routing through gay-looks, but still its quite the accomplishment.
 
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How about this one:

This is from the best of the best section on looksmax.org
It should be better.
I liked the section on the breakdown of different styles. A lot of the earlier sections were distilled down to one line generalities (which, again, I know is because of the crowd it's playing to) but those ones were fairly comprehensive.

It helps that globalisation and social media has... changed the way trends seem to operate. Rather than having one all-dominating trend across society, that everyone copies and moves on from when the next big things arrive, people now fraction off into their preferred groups and subcultures, most of which are rarely-changing, and there's no real all-dominant style. (We talk about zoomer perms and broccoli hair but they're not THAT new or pervasive). This is usually lamented around here by talking about toaster-fucking weirdos forming a support group, and yes, that's true too, but in the fashion world what it means is that we now have many more subcultures existing simultaneously, as the post enumerates. Options are good. There was a while back there when everyone was cramming themselves into skinny jeans and doing emo hair whether or not it suited them simply because that was what the dominant trend was. Trend-chasing always feels insincere and sincerity is the foundation of good personal aesthetic, at least IMO.

As an aside, since you posted that Hernan Drago dude, I now know where one of my friends gets the foundation of his style from, except he seems to have swerved it left at the traffic lights into being a goth vampire.
 
This is the most autistic shit to ever grace this website.
It is! Which means both the OP and the thread belong here. The way it starts and all the twists and turns is exactly what I would expect from this website. Funniest shit I’ve seen on here in quite some time. And all of the people exposed by @Laplace Victim are faggots and/or weirdos that I don’t feel at all bad laughing at.
 
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