Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pests stumbled on something interesting. It seems Patrick star war comics he collected ended up with Ade who is currently selling them in her current garage sale:
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She took his fucking star wars comic books in the divorce. Rib status: shattered.

Have the Pests alerted the Pigster? Give him a chance to revv up the rustang and betake himself to her home, just outside of Portage, to reclaim them? Imagine Hubby #3 opening the front door, in boxers and bathrobe, beer in hand and finding himself confronted by an angry pig demanding the return of his comic books.
 
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Kirtto said:
Pests stumbled on something interesting. It seems Patrick star war comics he collected ended up with Ade who is currently selling them in her current garage sale:
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Presumably he just left them behind?
He must have banged on about them being valuable, as otherwise surely she would just have thrown them out.

I hope this leads to him taking some sort of legal action against her arc.
 
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FinnSven said:
Presumably he just left them behind?
He must have banged on about them being valuable, as otherwise surely she would just have thrown them out.

I hope this leads to him taking some sort of legal action against her arc.
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Full set of 18 issues ungraded is like $80cad or $65usd, cheaper if you avoid Ebay. Like most comics after the 90's they're not worth that much. Only time a modern comic is valuable is when you have variant covers but there's so many out there that even that ruins the prices. It doesn't help that Legacy wasn't very popular because Cade is a terrible Skywalker.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Full set of 18 issues ungraded is like $80cad or $65usd, cheaper if you avoid Ebay. Like most comics after the 90's they're not worth that much. Only time a modern comic is valuable is when you have variant covers but there's so many out there that even that ruins the prices. It doesn't help that Legacy wasn't very popular because Cade is a terrible Skywalker.
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Sure, but I am guessing that Ade doesn’t really know that.
Most people are aware that there are collectors comic books which sell for large sums to the right buyers.

Patrick is a fat idiot who thinks he is smart.
Fat idiots who think they are smart usually overestimate the long term value of the things like this they buy.

Ade may not have looked further into this, so just assumes that there are other fat idiots like Patrick who would fork out legal tender for these comic books.

If you stumbled on some old comic books in storage and found you could get 50 dollars for them, wouldn’t you just sell them?

In Patrick’s head though, they are probably worth several thousand dollars, so I can imagine some squealing about it. Maybe even to a lawyer.

He is trying to sue the police for the police responding to calls that there may be crimes committed at his house.
He certainly would sue over imaginary amounts of money relating to comic books.
 
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lindsayfan said:
his compulsion to have the last word will destroy him if fatposting really catches on beyond kf and ona-- which may be in the early stages of happening. if he gets to the slightly more mainstream point a few other lolcows have where there are randos holding up signs about them at sporting events etc, fatrick's thumbs will melt off. even at the astounding xeet-pace he's shown in the past, he will be unable to keep childing every xeeter
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I've seen more than a few people on Youtube unironically patposting in the last month. It's definitely catching on.
 
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He is trying to sue the police for the police responding to calls that there may be crimes committed at his house.
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The Dec 10 2022 claims made by Patrick that he was reckless driving in the Home Depot parking lot and also claims the cops showed up that day as a SWATTing.

What isn't shown yet is police reports that Home Depot security called MPD and the visit Patrick called a SWATTing was due to HD's call to the cops and MPD was showing up to ask questions about a rustang being reckless.

Perhaps the crime actually happen, they happen on other people's property, and Patrick is a suspect?
 
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The Dec 10 2022 claims made by Patrick that he was reckless driving in the Home Depot parking lot and also claims the cops showed up that day as a SWATTing.

What isn't shown yet is police reports that Home Depot security called MPD and the visit Patrick called a SWATTing was due to HD's call to the cops and MPD was showing up to ask questions about a rustang being reckless.

Perhaps the crime actually happen, they happen on other people's property, and Patrick is a suspect?
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What that where Pat fucked up his rustang? I think I remember him posting about it as Torque Wheeler.
 
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knux said:
I've seen more than a few people on Youtube unironically patposting in the last month. It's definitely catching on.
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Same actually.
It made me snort coffee through my nose the first time because it caught me unawares, some police shooting video, one of those "I would have just" guys chimed in and got told to "enjoy prison child"
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Second time was on a fucking video about Dinosaurs. Patposting seems to be spreading.
Its fun to see.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Same actually.
It made me snort coffee through my nose the first time because it caught me unawares, some police shooting video, one of those "I would have just" guys chimed in and got told to "enjoy prison child"
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Second time was on a fucking video about Dinosaurs. Patposting seems to be spreading.
Its fun to see.
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Yikes. How long before he becomes an actual meme?

Or worse, is referenced in a talk show or even cartoon or comedy or something?

I watched the CWC video on the Opie and Anthony iceberg.
Even though it wasn’t specifically them who are responsible for Fatrick today, it does seem like he is a fitting legacy.

I can imagine they would have delighted in messing with him had they encountered him.
 
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What that where Pat fucked up his rustang? I think I remember him posting about it as Torque Wheeler.
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Wait a sec - Did Patrick 'do donuts' in the Home Depot parking lot and HIT something?

A PIR (public information request) is possible to see if the Dec 10th 2022 SWATTing is actually a visit because of Patrick was a suspect for a crime, if not issued a municipal citation for being stupid.
 
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