Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Donuteater]

-They need segement breakers, they need to go to Fiverr and hire someone to build a stream overlay thing like Ralph has.
-They need to get their fucking merch game going, take Jim's advice and make shit people can wear to the grocery store without people notifying Homeland Security upon seeing whatever you're wearing.
-They need to get a fucking intro together, something funny and kinetic that'll get them hyped to start the show.
-They need a flipping casino chip transition clip. One side says "Kino Casino" and the other side says "Don't get felted".
-Both of them need to be taking bathroom breaks at the same time as much as possible (they don't live together anymore so PPP's nuclear shits won't gas Warski). Intermissions won't fucking kill your numbers.
-They're on Kick so they can put up a looping no copyright cover of "Money" by pink floyd (again some Indonesian on Fiverr can do this for $100), and the scrolling text on screen is "FUCK BITCHES - GET DONOS - REPEAT UNTIL YOU DIE".

What is in the water in Canada? Stupid juice? Are they sitting there chugging stupid juice all day?

In general, they just need a little bit of effort. And that’s the issue with them, they’re not concerned with the quality of the show because the money comes in anyway.
The soundboard is a great example. There are currently 3 sounds. And warski overuses them all because there’s only 3. Split them up so there’s a greater variety and the sound being played is never the same as the last one. That way it’s more tolerable.
But they won’t do anything like that because that would be work, and to them work is something that earn a direct reward. There’s no pride in the product. No improvement for the sake of improvement.
Alternatively, I would love a show with a $2k donation goal to tape Andys mouth shut.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Alternatively, I would love a show with a $2k donation goal to tape Andys mouth shut.

Can you make the 1k goal to have Andy's pause privileges revoked?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I was trying to listen while driving home from work the other day and found myself yelling at Andy to shut the fuck up and let Reviewtech talk for more than two consecutive words before jabbering about nothing for two straight minutes and then rewinding back five seconds just to do it all over again two words later. Like fuck there bud, I know he’s a retard, just let him hoist himself up by the petard, I don’t need thirty seconds of forced laughter, twenty rounds of “Ash ash ash”, and then a verbatim repeat of the point you’ve made twenty times already this segment.

 

[stupid frog]

RIP Andy's spine.

 

[Moodmode]

I've tried like 5 times to get into these shows where they do reviewtech and theyre just not doing anything for me at all. . i haven't laughed a single time tbh. not for me, i guess.

edit- ok i have to say this bit with the afro guy is a gut buster. im starting to understand the appeal

 

[Boiled Pizza]

Andy keeps talking about his sobriety and how proud he is of getting over his addictions.

I'm honestly happy for you, Andy, but can you get over your addiction of making inane noises and just shut the fuck up sometime?

WOAH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHH WOAH, ASHTON? ASHTON? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? *CLAP CLAP CLAP* SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
THIS IS JUST LIKE [insert gay final fantasy reference]
RETWEET, RETWEET
SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

 

[PauperVita]

Andy keeps talking about his sobriety and how proud he is of getting over his addictions.

I'm honestly happy for you, Andy, but can you get over your addiction of making inane noises and just shut the fuck up sometime?

WOAH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHH WOAH, ASHTON? ASHTON? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? *CLAP CLAP CLAP* SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
THIS IS JUST LIKE [insert gay final fantasy reference]
RETWEET, RETWEET
SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

What do you expect? Andy Warski was revealed to have been brain damaged by Salt Papi.

 

[Weird Ages]

Gotta say I'm not a huge fan of the Reviewtech segments either but I can't say that the guy doesn't deserve it. I've been skipping all the Fuentes stuff so far so I might start doing the same with those aswell.
Speaking of segments the ones where they cover that indian guy that hosted Etan Ralph's birthday are some of my favourites so far, even if they're really mean-spirited. They're a real highlight of the show for me, partially because both PPP and Andy are too busy laughing to do the usual "grift and interrupt" routine. It's too bad they can't be clipped and shown on youtube since they're making fun of an actual retard. You also miss out on all the racist jokes from PPP if you only follow them on youtube and those are actually really funny.

 

[PauperVita]

it is complete garbage. Sucking up to commentary faggots with dead as dirt content like boogie and idubbbz, and as many have said, the reviewtech shit is just awful. Every day is Saturday is also garbage.

You can try to leave “da sektur” but it doesn’t forget, and it is a matter of time before reviewtech is showing pictures of Warski in diapers and screencaps from his old e thot where he confides that he used to be a homosexual (not sure how that works)

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

I might be in the minority here, but like PPP I watched ReviewTechUSA waaay back in the day. Being reminded of his old antics activates the 'member berries, so I find the segments quite amusing.
However, Warski is doing his best to sabotage it by constant pausing and interrupting PPP rants.

You can try to leave “da sektur” but it doesn’t forget, and it is a matter of time before reviewtech is showing pictures of Warski in diapers and screencaps from his old e thot where he confides that he used to be a homosexual (not sure how that works)

I feel it's more like RTU is entering the sektur / Kino Casino is bringing him in.
RTU appearance on the Killstream when?

 

[hawkisnight]

Andy keeps talking about his sobriety and how proud he is of getting over his addictions.

Andy wouldn't shut up about his alleged training too. Funny how that turned out.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Every day is Saturday is also garbage.

Everyday is Saturday is only based because it’s a normal happy family that makes PPP seethe.

Meanwhile PPP’s father goes on vacation to the Caribbean and gets handsy with Negro bartenders

 

[Nate Higgers]

Andy keeps talking about his sobriety and how proud he is of getting over his addictions.

I'm honestly happy for you, Andy, but can you get over your addiction of making inane noises and just shut the fuck up sometime?

WOAH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHH WOAH, ASHTON? ASHTON? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? *CLAP CLAP CLAP* SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
THIS IS JUST LIKE [insert gay final fantasy reference]
RETWEET, RETWEET
SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

Everytime Andy says “BY THE WAY…”You know it’s likely not going to be anything intelligent or interesting

EDIT: @Corn Syrup Connoisseur

RTU appearance on the Killstream when?

It won’t ever happen. Apparently Ralph stalked and harassed Rich on the phone years ago, and I think Rich still knows who Ralph is and that he was the one who stalked him

 

[Local Fed]

Everytime Andy says “BY THE WAY…”You know it’s likely not going to be anything intelligent or interesting

To be fair, whenever he says anything you know it's likely not going to be anything intelligent or interesting.

 

[Webby fuckin leave dude]

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILD P

 

[EyeGuy]

I would like to once again make it known that z-list e-celebs pretending they don't know about other z-list e-celebs is the most fake and gay thing imaginable. PPP and Andy could fuck each other in the ass on stream and it would be less homosexual than doing a prepared segment on Chud Logic while mispronouncing his name and pretending to not know who he is:

BTW, Cokeski, pro tip - next time you and A-A-A-Ashton want to pack fudge, it would help the act if you didn't immediately blurt out that you like the guy's content after pretending to not know his name.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I would like to once again make it known that z-list e-celebs pretending they don't know about other z-list e-celebs is the most fake and gay thing imaginable. PPP and Andy could fuck each other in the ass on stream and it would be less homosexual than doing a prepared segment on Chud Logic while mispronouncing his name and pretending to not know who he is:
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BTW, Cokeski, pro tip - next time you and A-A-A-Ashton want to pack fudge, it would help the act if you didn't immediately blurt out that you like the guy's content after pretending to not know his name.

I agree but Chud logic is a bit annoying to watch. Only (for me) for the same reason as current era Turkey Tom; they have to go above and beyond to suck the tranny cock to make sure they don’t get demonetized and lose their Adsense shekels.

“OI BRUV NO TRANSPHOBIA INNA CHAT, WE’LL ‘AVE NONE’A THAT, YEH?”

To be charitable, I listened to a vod he did about Tipster getting pressed by that Foodshops tranny and he did say that he’s not right wing or “anti trans” or anything so I don’t expect him to go full “gas the troons gender war now” but he does go a little bit overboard with the “OI M8 THATS A HECKIN VALID TRANS WOMANERINO- - THANK YOU FOR THE $5, ZOOMERFAGGOT69!”

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

To be fair, whenever he says anything you know it's likely not going to be anything intelligent or interesting.

I am sick of his low iq interruptions

 

[Local Fed]

I am sick of his low iq interruptions

I bitch about Tardski in this thread a lot (this shall continue,) but I'm not being hyperbolic when I say that he gets progressively more annoying and retarded with each passing day. I watched one of their ReviewTechUSA videos on the clip channel the other night and it immediately starts with one of Andy's "WAAAAAAAAAHHHH" tard yells that activates my fight or flight response like a Vietnam vet hearing firecrackers on the 4th of July.

PPP's dedication to never having to get a real job is a motivation to tolerate it for sure, but I don't know how he can stand doing a show with someone like this let alone living with him in the past without smothering him with a pillow. Or maybe he tried but quit halfway, and that explains why Andy seems even more Tardski within the last half a year or so. If this is just a result from being on day six million of sobriety, for the love of God, let someone get him back on coke.