Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FuckedOffToff]

He's not getting off the booze, simply because he doesn't think it's a problem.
I believe he's waking up in withdrawal, feeling as rough as a badgers arse, and uses these symptoms as his "illness" because of his usual loquacious sophistry convincing himself he's not really lying.
I knew someone once who was such an awful alcoholic that he couldn't sleep longer than 5 or 6 hours at a time, due to his body waking him up with the shaky sweats, drinking Tennants fucking super lager at 6.30am is no way to live.
If he's taking stimulants as well, he'll be convinced his drinking isn't that bad, because subjectively, he won't feel drunk, even if everyone around him can see it.
Stimulants will also help if his sleep is fucked, but the problem is, if he stops stimulants, the booze will hit him harder, and vice versa, and there is absolutely no chance this hedonistic faggot has the wherewithal or strength of will to stop either on his own. Add his arrogance, the fact that he has convinced himself he's not doing anything wrong, and his complete unwillingness and inability to be physically uncomfortable, and you've got a recipe for disaster.
The only thing I would do for this man currently is send him some Buckfast Tonic Wine (made by monks, you know) as this fucker could then convince himself he's found a healthy alcohol, one that tastes like cough syrup and it would be fucking hilarious, if only for me, but I've never bought a bottle of Buckie, and I'm not about to start now for this arsehole.
Well that's a massive sperg. There's also probably nothing I've said here that hasn't already been said, but fuck it, I'm bored, waiting on an appointment.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Called it

Nixk please stop edging your viewers by promising you’re going to stream and then going out with your gay boyfriend last minute. Looking forward to the “Sorry again no show tonight, still recovering from the fever” when he’s just struggling with a hangover.

Also what’s wrong with his throat too much cock deep throating?

 

[Maude Snew]

Also what’s wrong with his throat too much cock deep throating?

Nick has Nancy Reagan syndrome. Should really ditch that pope thing and just come out as the first lady of lawtube.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

What a field day we will have when the kids start going public with what being raised by these two was like.
It seems the eldest kids are in their teens? Old enough to use the Internet, surely. It'll be a depressing yet enlightening day when that memoir drops. I'll be keeping an ear out the moment one of them moves out, my money's on an expose dropping soon after that.

It'll be on Vice or Buzzfeed or another leftist outlet, maybe titled "My Father Was a Far-Right Lawyer Who Made Money Supporting Kyle Rittenhouse and Johnny Depp on Youtube. Here's How I Escaped."

You know some of his kids will end up insane leftists and maybe even troons as a rebellion against their "libertarian" daddy, probably even campaigning for shit like expanding CPS and hate speech laws to get back at Daddy Nicky.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

>Himedall almost finishes new OP
>Weird & Funny shit happens
>OP needs update regarding new findings
How does this keep happening

Laurence Sterne addressed this situation in his Tristram Shandy back in the 18th century:

I am this month one whole year older than I was this time twelve-month; and having got, as you perceive, almost into the middle of my third volume—and no farther than to my first day’s life—’tis demonstrative that I have three hundred and sixty-four days more life to write just now, than when I first set out; so that instead of advancing, as a common writer, in my work with what I have been doing at it—on the contrary, I am just thrown so many volumes back—was every day of my life to be as busy a day as this—And why not?——and the transactions and opinions of it to take up as much description—And for what reason should they be cut short? as at this rate I should just live 364 times faster than I should write—It must follow, an’ please your worships, that the more I write, the more I shall have to write—and consequently, the more your worships read, the more your worships will have to read.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I doubt it's a proper meal delivery kit. A lot of those are pricey but do tend to be reasonably nutritious. I think they just really do have a ton of junk food in their house. Admittedly kids can eat a shit ton more than you'd expect, but I imagine that they probably rely heavily on fastfood for full meals as they travel from activity to activity.

I somewhat recall an old livestream he did where one of his daughters interrupted him to ask about making ramen and then Nick proceeded to tell the stream about how his kids are capable of making instant ramen in a strangely proud way.

I agree that they are probably ingesting lot of junk food. There is just no way that Nick or Kayla are cooking or preparing lunches. Even taking Nick at his word about constantly driving between activities, that only reinforces the idea. Maybe the child in private school gets a good meal from the cafeteria...

Last time with the fever he lost 10lbs, this time with the fever he gained 10lbs he should be studied like a lab rat.

He lies. He had just escalated in improbability.

I don't remember who it was, maybe when he was yelling at Sean / Potentially Criminal; but he was pissed about that damn Kiwi Farms and had that "They make fun of my kids! They say mean shit about my kids! Try feeding your fucking kids, which is like, rule 0 of being a parent or some shit.

It was a rage-bait deflection tactic. We need a fallacy name for it: Ad Liberi ?

Aaron reported at great length about his karaoke night and even showed a bunch of celll phone videos. No Nick in sight.

https://rumble.com/v4q5fnf-the-woman-of-the-show-returns-stms-04-18-24.html

Not conclusive. I am not claiming some conspiracy, but I would like to cross-check anything coming out of a liar's mouth. I'll laugh at my theories becuase that is fun, but I will reserve factual judgement.

What a field day we will have when the kids start going public with what being raised by these two was like.
It seems the eldest kids are in their teens? Old enough to use the Internet, surely. It'll be a depressing yet enlightening day when that memoir drops. I'll be keeping an ear out the moment one of them moves out, my money's on an expose dropping soon after that.

Unless they get money from their grandparents and their own golden chain...

I’m calling it now. If Nick really is gaining weight again and is sweating his ass off with a faux flu, then he’s absolutely going through alcohol withdrawal from getting off his booze only diet. The only question is if he’s lying about it or if he’s genuinely too retarded to know he’s destroyed his body.

IMPOSSIBLE! You cannot have withdrawal if you do not stop drinking.

It'll be on Vice or Buzzfeed or another leftist outlet, maybe titled "My Father Was a Far-Right Lawyer Who Made Money Supporting Kyle Rittenhouse and Johnny Depp on Youtube. Here's How I Escaped."

You know some of his kids will end up insane leftists and maybe even troons as a rebellion against their "libertarian" daddy, probably even campaigning for shit like expanding CPS and hate speech laws to get back at Daddy Nicky.

Hopefully, if true, they will become proper trad Caths.

 

[SaltyFanta]

No, incel prude.
Balldo needs to drink all the booze, he needs to drink more booze. Do you miss the euphoric feelings of mixing booze and modafinil? You miss it right?
I also have a tip to gain a further 10lbs.
Just pick up the bottle.

He's like Bender from Futurama he needs alcohol to run his bodily functions.

I wonder if the fevers and chills are the symptoms of some damage to his body.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

What a field day we will have when the kids start going public with what being raised by these two was like.
It seems the eldest kids are in their teens? Old enough to use the Internet, surely. It'll be a depressing yet enlightening day when that memoir drops. I'll be keeping an ear out the moment one of them moves out, my money's on an expose dropping soon after that.

It's possible such a thing would be held back until the youngest are out and away from these two. Don't want to make the home life worse than it already is for their younger siblings.

Chances are we'll just get fed more drips from the retards he keeps around.

 

[Oliver Onions]

You know some of his kids will end up insane leftists and maybe even troons as a rebellion against their "libertarian" daddy, probably even campaigning for shit like expanding CPS and hate speech laws to get back at Daddy Nicky.

In my experience those kind of far-left nutters usually come from happy homes where their parent's worst crime was over-indulging them.

I think/hope Nick's kids will either become proper Christians, out of disgust for their degenerate parents, or they'll end up like those kids of celebrities who completely shun fame and become accountants or librarians or whatever.

 

[daffodils]

Some clips from Live From Spicer! STES 12-19-23, the first Steel Toe show from Nick's house.

Spoiler: Another bit of parenting

Spoiler: Stuff about Nick's streaming room

Spoiler: Nick comes in and does his signature move

 

[6thRanger]

If Aaron was more cunning and less obviously obnoxious, I would think the Spaghetti-O's story is a deliberate plausibly deniable shot across the bow to Nick & Kayla for facilitating April's exit and continuing to support her.

Everyone knows Aaron is an unfaithful arrogant degenerate, but the information he's sitting on re: Rekeita would ruin whatever community standing and audience he has left.

April is the key to all of this if we can get April working.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

3000 usd dollars worth of pre boiled eggs per month.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

April is the key to all of this if we can get April working.

I'm not sure you mean in this way, but out of an abundance of caution: Do NOT tip the cow.

Star Wars reference, never mind.

3000 usd dollars worth of pre boiled eggs per month.

Forget the alcoholism, forget the narcissism, forget the sexual degeneracy, this is the one thing that always makes me sit back and think "this man is a total loser" every time it's mentioned.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick if you want to lose that 10 lbs I got a look you’re suited to already

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Nick if you want to lose that 10 lbs I got a look you’re suited to already

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Idk who that is on the right, but he's definitely seen ceiling cat.

 

[6thRanger]

I'm not sure you mean in this way, but out of an abundance of caution: Do NOT tip the cow.

I'm not sure why you think I'd do that. That's not in the cards. It's a reference to George Lucas' infamous quote about Jar Jar Binks.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm not sure you mean in this way, but out of an abundance of caution: Do NOT tip the cow.


Forget the alcoholism, forget the narcissism, forget the sexual degeneracy, this is the one thing that always makes me sit back and think "this man is a total loser" every time it's mentioned.

It's an old star wars meme. Not a cow tipping reference.

 

[Captain Manning]

If Aaron was more cunning and less obviously obnoxious, I would think the Spaghetti-O's story is a deliberate plausibly deniable shot across the bow to Nick & Kayla for facilitating April's exit and continuing to support her.

Everyone knows Aaron is an unfaithful arrogant degenerate, but the information he's sitting on re: Rekeita would ruin whatever community standing and audience he has left.

I dunno about that, but I am kinda wondering, as it seems others here are wondering, if this whole thing is gonna end in a fight.

Truthful or not, Aaron has a big mouth, and has got this thread talking about it. I can't imagine Nick is particularly happy about that Spegettios story. There's also the addict thing, but he was less specific about who he was referring to there.

 

[AnOminous]

Laurence Sterne addressed this situation in his Tristram Shandy back in the 18th century:

To anyone who doesn't know, it's a nine volume novel, purportedly an autobiography, and the subject of it isn't even born until the fourth volume. It was written in the 18th Century by a clergyman, yet is full of experimental, bawdy, and even stream-of-consciousness text prefiguring writers like Joyce. It's well worth the read if you can get past slightly archaic language and a deliberately completely broken plot.

 

[6thRanger]

I dunno about that, but I am kinda wondering, as it seems others here are wondering, if this whole thing is gonna end in a fight.

Truthful or not, Aaron has a big mouth, and has got this thread talking about it. I can't imagine Nick is particularly happy about that Spegettios story. There's also the addict thing, but he was less specific about who he was referring to there.

I'm sure he got whatever the in-person version of a shower call is. I don't see it progressing to a full on fist fight, but I definitely see some yelling matches in their future if both of them continue to do what they're doing.

The thing is, based on Aaron's level of access he could tell a story about Rackets sucking off a bull right in front of him and most people would believe it. He's in a position where, true or not, he can heavily influence the narrative around the entire family.

Hopefully he will tell us what the worst day of Nick's life was.