Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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No one in 1977 expected Star Wars to be a hit, so barely any Kenner toys were produced, and a lot of the ones that were produced got destroyed by happy late-70s children.

I had a bunch of them, all gone. I think my Rancor is still buried in my Grandmother's backyard, maybe Luke and Han Solo, too. I made a Sarlacc pit, and everything got eaten.
 
No one in 1977 expected Star Wars to be a hit, so barely any Kenner toys were produced, and a lot of the ones that were produced got destroyed by happy late-70s children.
I fucked that giant Millennium Falcon's shit up good. That was an awesome toy and survived a remarkable amount of abuse from me, and I was a remarkably abusive child toward toys.
 
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Wait a sec - Did Patrick 'do donuts' in the Home Depot parking lot and HIT something?

A PIR (public information request) is possible to see if the Dec 10th 2022 SWATTing is actually a visit because of Patrick was a suspect for a crime, if not issued a municipal citation for being stupid.
I'm not sure but this is the post in question.


I don't how you do that much damage to a car in a parking lot unless Pat was drunk and/or doing donuts like an idiot, and as a parent, it pisses me off. Small kids dart I'm parking lots all the time.
 
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Big as they come, stalker child.
Minor PL: This picture always reminds me of this time a friend took me out to dinner and I accidentally got way too stoned beforehand. It was a semi-fancy place so I was aware that despite having the munchies really bad I couldn't just eat like a pig at a trough (lel), so I ended up overcompensating by being as deliberate as possible and I'm convinced my body language was something like this (without the bitch tits). Maybe this is Pat's coping behaviour when he can't just shove his entire snout into his food.
 
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Sorry but is he eating bread... WITH BREAD?
No, that's a German form of processed meat similar to SPAM. Germans will deny this but I've had both and they're very similar. The German kind is better. But it's still very SPAM-like.

Fatty is basically eating a couple slabs of SPAM and a pretzel.

Because he's fat.
 
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