Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

If Aaron was more cunning and less obviously obnoxious, I would think the Spaghetti-O's story is a deliberate plausibly deniable shot across the bow to Nick & Kayla for facilitating April's exit and continuing to support her.

Everyone knows Aaron is an unfaithful arrogant degenerate, but the information he's sitting on re: Rekeita would ruin whatever community standing and audience he has left.

I considered that possibility too. Aaron appears to be acting snide towards April, so it shouldn't be shocking if this was the case either.

Aaron has told the joke about knowing recovering addicts (which he corrected to not knowing any "recovering" addicts before trailing off), which he had to know would be taken as a reference to April. He also is taking over the sending out of prizes to listeners (formerly April's job) and said that he was shocked at how much wasn't being done. Another shot at April. Neither has he been wearing his wedding ring for many of his recent streams. When that first got noticed he put it back on and said it didn't mean anything, but now it's gone again.

One possibility to keep in mind is that he could be deliberately fomenting speculation about his relationship to drive attention to his floundering show.

Aaron reported at great length about his karaoke night and even showed a bunch of celll phone videos. No Nick in sight.

The last solid evidence of Aaron and Nick being together was last week when Aaron said it on his own show. That was the stream where he used words like "I", "I'm", but then implied that April would be there.

We also know that April and Nick are still on good terms because Melton has been watching her public-facing social media since this all went down and the only recent actions other than updating her YouTube playlist is to like a Rekieta tweet from this week.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I don't remember who it was, maybe when he was yelling at Sean / Potentially Criminal; but he was pissed about that damn Kiwi Farms and had that "They make fun of my kids! They say mean shit about my kids! Try feeding your fucking kids, which is like, rule 0 of being a parent or some shit.

This superfag had no problem reconciling with Ethan Ralph under Daddy Juju's orders - ETHAN RALPH, a man who egregiously insulted Nick's kids, and abused or neglected his own children - his reaction to it recorded for all posterity on a stream with Null no less - but he whines about KF. A place that's actively hostile to child abuse, certainly in this thread. A great deal of us are (functioning, MATI) parents. But sure, Nicky Chan. Do your overlord Juju's will, and cast any honor you have as a man and father aside.

Gimme hats, it's OK.

 

[6thRanger]

One possibility to keep in mind is that he could be deliberately fomenting speculation about his relationship to drive attention to his floundering show.

It's possible, but I think he's demonstrated enough insecurity over his romantic relationship for this to not be the case. The "it's a work" hypothesis has rarely been true. He's been bitter towards April and the "fans" relationship with her for a while.

Some of it is definitely intentional snide remarks, but I'd bet some of it is him just being an asshole with low impulse control.

April needing some "space" from Aaron and quitting the show, considering divorce, running to the Rackets and taking on some domestic responsibilities in exchange for shelter and substances seems to be the strongest working theory. Aaron visiting and pursuing reconciliation for ego reasons is likely. As she fails to warm to him, snide comments fly and resentment to Nick builds.

Kayla is the biggest mystery in the entire story now. What we know about her is limited, nonsensical and second hand.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Spoiler: Nick comes in and does his signature move

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He’s not acting gay here. He’s being funny and weird and gay. You incel prudes wouldn’t understand.

This superfag had no problem reconciling with Ethan Ralph under Daddy Juju's orders - ETHAN RALPH, a man who egregiously insulted Nick's kids, and abused or neglected his own children - his reaction to it recorded for all posterity on a stream with Null no less - but he whines about KF.

He called Lady Rackets a “whore” and a “hot wife” and his children “a brood of retards”. However he also cslled him a “fake lawyer” which was the precursor to the “non practicing lawyer”.

 

['Ole Dente]

I haven’t really kept up with Nick for a while but I continuously see how he cancels shows and how late he is. I’ve seen this kind of thing before and I’m pretty convinced this guy is coke binging every weekend.

It’s a drug Nick would love because it just lets you drink all night without getting too drunk, it serves as a nice counterbalance. The flip side is that you feel like dog crap for the next couple of days. It wipes you out.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Some clips from Live From Spicer! STES 12-19-23, the first Steel Toe show from Nick's house.

Spoiler: Another bit of parenting

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Spoiler: Stuff about Nick's streaming room

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Spoiler: Nick comes in and does his signature move

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I dunno about that, but I am kinda wondering, as it seems others here are wondering, if this whole thing is gonna end in a fight.

Truthful or not, Aaron has a big mouth, and has got this thread talking about it. I can't imagine Nick is particularly happy about that Spegettios story. There's also the addict thing, but he was less specific about who he was referring to there.

I'm sure he got whatever the in-person version of a shower call is. I don't see it progressing to a full on fist fight, but I definitely see some yelling matches in their future if both of them continue to do what they're doing.

The thing is, based on Aaron's level of access he could tell a story about Rackets sucking off a bull right in front of him and most people would believe it. He's in a position where, true or not, he can heavily influence the narrative around the entire family.

Hopefully he will tell us what the worst day of Nick's life was.

Given that these clips over-sharing about Nick and rooting through his studio pre-date recent discussion, I am more convinced that the 'make me food' story is genuine--or Aaron is always just an attention where loudmouth, but this seems inclined with his past behaviour.

Maybe the over-share is what drew them together? Or maybe they are both exhibitionists, cucks, swingers, or reputational masochistics? I have no idea... Nick has become someone I struggle to predict or understand... I think it is the same with all cows, and laughter at heir antics is the best consistency to expect.

Side Note:

Spoiler: Taking the piss? Is this normal?

Is it normal for Americans to shuffle through a mate's things and tall about it insuch detail? Taking the piss among friends is one thing, but to an audience o strangers for your show???

Many thanks for clipping these moments. If I have time this weekend, I might add a small section to the OP (Stuck in Purgatory somewhere...) about April and Aaron's recent connection. They have a small blurb at the end, but they need something a bit larger and a section in the supplemental posts that I will work on next.

Any other resources or clips about STMS or the Rekieta connection is appreciated and will be archived for the OP and supplement posts.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Spoiler: Nick comes in and does his signature move

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You're seriously telling me the tongue thing happened on camera more than once?

You have no idea how much I want to play "Super Rekieta RPG - Legend of the Seven Balldos" for the Super Nintendo.

How about "Balldo & Steeltoe - Supergay Saga"?

Spoiler: Idle animation gif

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm sure he got whatever the in-person version of a shower call is. I don't see it progressing to a full on fist fight, but I definitely see some yelling matches in their future if both of them continue to do what they're doing.

I am not suggesting a full on fistfight on the front lawn of Nick's house, or anything stupid like that. Just a falling out.

In a way, I am starting to get Faran vibes from this. Depending on what you believe, Faran either made shit up, or said too much truth, but it ended with Nick and her distancing. Similar situation here with Aaron it already feels like.

One possibility to keep in mind is that he could be deliberately fomenting speculation about his relationship to drive attention to his floundering show.

Maybe, but I can't imagine it doing much good, can you?

Hate watchers and drama farmers aren't exactly good superchatters.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He called Lady Rackets a “whore” and a “hot wife” and his children “a brood of retards”. However he also cslled him a “fake lawyer” which was the precursor to the “non practicing lawyer”.

I find it interesting that he's willing to forgive Ethan Ralph for saying those things about him and his family (including the fake lawyer comment), yet he blew up and flew off the handle over Eric July calling him a fake lawyer, and the white bread ass nigga comment.

Since both called him fake lawyer I cancelled it out, so with that in mind, he cares more about a black guy calling him a fake black guy than he does someone else insulting his family.

You can see his family falls fairly low on the priority list in his mind.

 

[East_Clintwood]

yet he blew up and flew off the handle over Eric July calling him a fake lawyer, and the white bread ass nigga comment.

Eric didn't even call him a fake lawyer, he called him a non-practicing lawyer, which by any reasonable descriptor he was given
a)he hadn't had a case in something like 2 years at that point
b)his show isn't a law show, meaning he doesn't even player a lawyer on tv the internet

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Am I the only person who could feed themselves from like six?
Was I an Earthshattering genius or just neglected?

 

[6thRanger]

Since both called him fake lawyer I cancelled it out, so with that in mind, he cares more about a black guy calling him a fake black guy than he does someone else insulting his family.

I know you're probably joking a bit, but this is a big issue for Nick and his obsession with pretending he experienced serious hardship is core to his diseased mind. I am forced to present this masterpiece by @Thorndyke Special once again:


Nick is continuously looking for a narrative that justifies and explains his privileged lifestyle that is not "by virtue of my birth". It's why he says he's a social media expert, wants to badly have experienced hardship /be black and overstates how much effort is required.

I am not suggesting a full on fistfight on the front lawn of Nick's house, or anything stupid like that. Just a falling out.

In a way, I am starting to get Faran vibes from this. Depending on what you believe, Faran either made shit up, or said too much truth, but it ended with Nick and her distancing. Similar situation here with Aaron it already feels like.

I get where you're coming from. Faran was just a person in a phone screen with extremely limited knowledge of Nick's chaotic and deteriorating lifestyle. Aaron by virtue of having been there in person has so much dirt to spill that distancing himself would probably be a strategic error for Nick, because once that tie is severed, Aaron can tell us all the sordid details. He has so much less to lose than Rekeita IMO.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I know you're probably joking a bit, but this is a big issue for Nick and his obsession with pretending he experienced serious hardship is core to his diseased mind. I am forced to present this masterpiece by @Thorndyke Special once again:

Nick is continuously looking for a narrative that justifies and explains his privileged lifestyle that is not "by virtue of my birth". It's why he says he's a social media expert, wants to badly have experienced hardship /be black and overstates how much effort is required.

My point was that this narrative of experiencing hardship is more important to him than somebody going after his family. He forgave one for saying things about his wife and kids, but not the other for the white bread ass nigga comment. Speaks volumes.

It falls right in line with the idea that he doesn't even care enough to feed the kids I think.

Eric didn't even call him a fake lawyer, he called him a non-practicing lawyer, which by any reasonable descriptor he was given

Yes, I should have been more specific in my wording.

 

[Captain Manning]

Eric didn't even call him a fake lawyer, he called him a non-practicing lawyer, which by any reasonable descriptor he was given

July's point (and it was a good one, notwithstanding the fact he's not the most eloquent speaker) is that he did not need advice from Nick because he had his own attorneys that actually do practice law and, more importantly, practice for him.

Nick somehow thinks he's God's gift to the legal profession, but he is basically a hack whose only case after a 2+ year dry spell is April Imholte's speeding ticket. Worse, he was acting as a hack in the service of his God Juju. He did not have July's best interests in heart, like a lawyer on July's payroll would ethically be required to have. So it is altogether perfectly reasonable for July to call Nick out like he did.

Nick's propensity to think very highly of himself was further demonstrated when he insisted that Null NEEDS him to take on Greer. Though that seemed to have more to do with fundraising than legal advice. Still, even then Nick is not a very good fundraiser anymore either. A lot has changed since the heady days of 2019, and Vic's GFM.

Notwithstanding Nick's demand for Null to put on the balldo, Null has managed to assemble quite the warchest without Nick. About $150K in fiat currency, at least, plus a lot more in crypto. Meanwhile, Hardin seems to be doing just fine, and Epik is already crossed off the list.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I feel bad for the sad soul that's getting representation from rekieta, you might as well plead guilty.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I am working on a Suno.AI album sort of thing, and I made my Nick song. Its called "The Law of Love." The album is 80s themed so I tried going for that Eagles/Toto ballad type of music, it didn't exactly hit the mark, but I like it nonetheless. Enjoy.

Spoiler: Lyrics

[Verse1]
Click on my stream.
And all you would see, is the gleam.
My eyes once had, is no longer there.
Oh how is this fair? In love and war they say.
But lady justice is making me pay.
The price for loving you.
[Pre Chorus]
Oooooh Mandy (ooh Mandy)
[Chorus]
I may be a lawyer (non-practicing)
But I broke the law of love.
You may be a man, ol' Dan.
But like a criminal, you came and stole my heart.
Oh Mandy, from you, I wish to never part.
Statutory romance, to the 69th degree.
Wouldn't you agree?
[Musical Interlude]
[Verse2]
Always in sight, like a demon lurking in my corner.
Always over me, like some cats stuck in my ceiling.
Screw my kids, they don't even matter, and my wife doesn't realize.
This is all an act, I've dropped my Christian guise, and I'm just super gay for guys.
Super gay for yooouuu
[Pre Chorus]
Oooooh Mandy (ooh Mandy)
[Chorus]
I may be a lawyer (non-practicing)
But I broke the law of love.
You may be a man, ol' Dan.
But like a criminal, you came and stole my heart.
Oh Mandy, from you, I wish to never part.
Statutory romance, to the 69th degree.
Wouldn't you agree?
[Final Verse]
Say yes please, oh Mandy.
Buffalo Dan, ain't he dandy.
With some big grippers, man handle me like Jackie Singh.
Lets sing together.
Lets ride away, in your Lincoln, and play with our logs together.
Forever...
And ever...
Oh Mandy.
[End Song]

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's propensity to think very highly of himself was further demonstrated when he insisted that Null NEEDS him to take on Greer. Though that seemed to have more to do with fundraising than legal advice. Still, even then Nick is not a very good fundraiser anymore either. A lot has changed since the heady days of 2019, and Vic's GFM.

Consider this: notorious windowlicking degenerate Nick Rekieta is now bad for the reputation of Kiwi Farms. Roll that around in your head a little.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I am working on a Suno.AI album sort of thing, and I made my Nick song. Its called "The Law of Love." The album is 80s themed so I tried going for that Eagles/Toto ballad type of music, it didn't exactly hit the mark, but I like it nonetheless. Enjoy.
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Spoiler: Lyrics

[Verse1]
Click on my stream.
And all you would see, is the gleam.
My eyes once had, is no longer there.
Oh how is this fair? In love and war they say.
But lady justice is making me pay.
The price for loving you.
[Pre Chorus]
Oooooh Mandy (ooh Mandy)
[Chorus]
I may be a lawyer (non-practicing)
But I broke the law of love.
You may be a man, ol' Dan.
But like a criminal, you came and stole my heart.
Oh Mandy, from you, I wish to never part.
Statutory romance, to the 69th degree.
Wouldn't you agree?
[Musical Interlude]
[Verse2]
Always in sight, like a demon lurking in my corner.
Always over me, like some cats stuck in my ceiling.
Screw my kids, they don't even matter, and my wife doesn't realize.
This is all an act, I've dropped my Christian guise, and I'm just super gay for guys.
Super gay for yooouuu
[Pre Chorus]
Oooooh Mandy (ooh Mandy)
[Chorus]
I may be a lawyer (non-practicing)
But I broke the law of love.
You may be a man, ol' Dan.
But like a criminal, you came and stole my heart.
Oh Mandy, from you, I wish to never part.
Statutory romance, to the 69th degree.
Wouldn't you agree?
[Final Verse]
Say yes please, oh Mandy.
Buffalo Dan, ain't he dandy.
With some big grippers, man handle me like Jackie Singh.
Lets sing together.
Lets ride away, in your Lincoln, and play with our logs together.
Forever...
And ever...
Oh Mandy.
[End Song]

That's beautiful man.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I find it interesting that he's willing to forgive Ethan Ralph for saying those things about him and his family (including the fake lawyer comment), yet he blew up and flew off the handle over Eric July calling him a fake lawyer, and the white bread ass nigga comment.

Since both called him fake lawyer I cancelled it out, so with that in mind, he cares more about a black guy calling him a fake black guy than he does someone else insulting his family.

You can see his family falls fairly low on the priority list in his mind.

Nick has used black men being attracted to his wife as validation that she is "hot" more than once. Example below:

Nick often describes these men as wearing very low pants, approaching Kayla after she leaves the ladies restroom, and being "cool" about it. Nick also allegedly expresses bewilderment to them about why they think he could stop them (as if to invite some sort of encounter?).

See also Nick's reaction to be "catcalled by an African American" (even though she looked like a homeless man) while he was wearing short shorts. He seems genuinely mind-blown:

In any case, Nick seems sensitive to positive/negative feedback from black people.

 

[Captain Manning]

Consider this: notorious windowlicking degenerate Nick Rekieta is now bad for the reputation of Kiwi Farms. Roll that around in your head a little.

I don't even think it's that he's bad for the Farm's reputation. It's that Vic's GFM wrongly planted in Nick's head that he's a crowdfunding genius, when he's really not.

What he doesn't seem to grasp is that that thing did so well because of a combination of Vic's huge pre-existing fanbase, and (to a lesser extent) the support of... wait for it... Kiwi Farms. Both of those audiences are gone from him now, and of course Kiwis are gonna donate to defend KF. They don't need Nick to tell them that.

His modern crowdfunding potential can best be demonstrated by his GSG concerning Monty's lawsuit. A crowdfunding campaign that was bested by Monty's own.

Basically, Nick's promotional support for the legal fund would have helped little. He doesn't have the influence he still thinks he has, or wants other people to think he has. It likely would have also come with him wanting to extract certain concessions from Null. Not that think for even a minute Null would have agreed to them, but it would have been awkward. You saw how he was trying to use the Greer thing to get Null to acknowledge him.