Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

[MirnaMinkoff]

Is it really "free publicity" if the only people talking about the book is a handful of autists, who are not talking about it outside of this thread, and are certainly not going to buy the book when it comes out?

This thread isn't even popular by KF standards. Compared to other lolcows, this thread doesn't get much attention.

I have to wonder how dire is Mallory's situation to the point where you're actually trying to court spergs lol

Even more interesting is they are having to come here to the lowly KF to find any relevant online conversations about 1/3 of a such a notable Brooklyn Power Throuple.

The very idea that people in this thread consider it a "badass, revolutionary act."

No, most people who are in their middle age arcs don't really think of their pastimes as badass or revolutionary. We're just here to giggle and titter, like the dotty females we are.

It genuinely is weird how they think we all think we're so bad to be posting here. It's a gossip forum, it's not actually that complicated, we're just hens clucking. Women doing women things. You might not understand, "Mr. Daniel," because of your very real masculinity.

It’s because they are deluded enough to believe the stupid shit they post online is important, revolutionary and badass, so they assume we have the same sort of narcissistic delusions about our online posts.

They take themselves very, very seriously, all the little self-deprecating bon mots aside. KF can’t be bullied into taking them seriously and it chaps their asses.

 

[Trianon]

Since I’m also convinced it’s a case of intrusive thoughts I sort of assume all reasonable people think so (I know, these assumptions have not served me well in the past), so I didn’t pick up on that. Interesting!

It's a little strange because Katie is actually all on board with the Virtuous Pedophile theory, so you'd think she'd be all about how the Ortbergs handled it!

Same. It actually sent a little spike of horror through me when I noticed his fingers. One hand is intertwined with Lily's under the swell of her pregnant belly. The other is wrapped around Mallory's neck.

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I didn't notice it right away because it's almost an optical illusion with how comically long Joe's arms must be. He's straight-arming to get his hand hooked around Mal's neck like that.

Who gets to be the fag and who gets to be the Tumblrina? Anyone want to call it? And which fate is objectively worse?

Tumblrinas get turned into fags nowadays, ground zero of gender mania.

"Dave S." even made Women's Hotel his banner. Imagine.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

buy WOMENS HOTEL

Bitch, I'd rather read a pirated copy of that trannyfied Jane Austen novel. PAY ME* TO READ THAT PIECE OF SHIT.

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* - and by that, I mean in "hard currency", like dollars, euros or yen, not....whatever your mother accepted for "sucky sucky love you long time" back in your homeland.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Hell, if Mallory was a "manly man", she'd have insisted on the polycule being "the Ortbergs" instead of "the Laverys", and Bobby Joe would have her last name.

As they mentioned in the B&R podcast, the baby even got the middle name of "Joseph," aka the "deadname" that is supposed to be so repellant and harmful to troons that it causes immediate genocide.

So, Joe gets to pass on both his first and last names, while the two women's names disappear. But not just that: he also gets to take the word "mother" from Lily, as they've conveniently decided that the baby will refer to Grace as his mother and Lily will be "Lala" instead.

Being a transwoman really is the best of both worlds. No wonder it's so popular among narcissists.

Is it really "free publicity" if the only people talking about the book is a handful of autists, who are not talking about it outside of this thread, and are certainly not going to buy the book when it comes out?

This thread isn't even popular by KF standards. Compared to other lolcows, this thread doesn't get much attention.

Yeah, one of the reasons I enjoy this thread (despite Joe and his sister-wives being relatively boring cows) is that it's allowed to go off track so much and get into obscure Tumblr discussions, and that is precisely because very few people care about it. There's barely any effort to keep the thread on track because it's only visited by the same small number of devoted autists.

I second wanting to know who the "closeted but manly fag" is though.

 

[Jonah Bark]

l thought being here was just proof I was autistic. I never knew I could larp as badass and revolutionary as well. Thanks! And tell Mal she’s welcome for the free publicity on a children’s site, which is pretty useful if you’ve written a children’s book. To show my gratitude, I have copyedited your post into correct English.

I got the distinct impression that this was actually someone attempting to “dumb down” their writing and failing — e.g. spelling “embarrassed” correctly and then spelling ”obviously” like a retard. Which is counterintuitive, because the forensic-linguistic rule of thumb is that smart people can dumb down more easily that dumb people can smarten up. Maybe this is a dumb smart person.

What I’d like to see is a better rendition of synthetic hurrdurr dumbness. I might take a stab at it later.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I second wanting to know who the "closeted but manly fag" is though.

COME BACK @பிரகாசிக்கும் ! Who is the homo and also would you consider fucking Vingle?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I second wanting to know who the "closeted but manly fag" is though.

Whoever Jeetus Deleetus thinks is a closet case, he has a crush on. That's usually how it works.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Hell, if Mallory was a "manly man", she'd have insisted on the polycule being "the Ortbergs" instead of "the Laverys", and Bobby Joe would have her last name.

Agree! I mentioned this some pages back - not only did Mallory take her husband's name - so traditional! - but the 'cule is also referred to (by Joe, iirc, which I may not) as "the Laverys.". Very telling.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Agree! I mentioned this some pages back - not only did Mallory take her husband's name - so traditional! - but the 'cule is also referred to (by Joe, iirc, which I may not) as "the Laverys.". Very telling.

Joe convinced her to concede everything feminists ever won for her, just by putting on a dress.

She'd take a wooden nickel.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I second wanting to know who the "closeted but manly fag" is though.

Maybe DAVE S. will come back to share with the class.

The power throuple are very paranoid about who is shit posting in this thread. They anre eaten up with suspicions about certain posters here. I’m sure Joe thinks the members of transphobic Berkeley faculty conspiring against him are posting here. Mallory definitely thinks a family member, or two, are lurking.

They have these fears because they know how they operated during the “destroy the Ortberg” smear campaign online six years ago so they assume the same of others.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Can we take turns being the "closeted but manly fag"?

I’m sure Joe thinks the members of transphobic Berkeley faculty conspiring against him are posting here. Mallory definitely thinks a family members are lurking.

Hah! Joke's on them, we're all Michigan faculty. Hi Lily!!

 

[grandpasatan]

Thanks for the free publicity. Mr. Daniel loves it also.

I am genuinely embarrassed, though you wont believe it, for everyone on this childrens site who thinks being here is a badass, revolutionary act. even the obviusly closeted but manly fag and that poor woman who thinks this is her tumblr

Have a great day I hope we solve your problem for you
-Dave S.

buy WOMENS HOTEL

"You gays and women are pathetic for not applauding the bland privileged half-assed transtrender who's parlaying his psychopathic ego into a poorly made, pointless persona."

Guy, guy, slow down! We can only peak so much!

 

[monstrous bubo]

Whoever Jeetus Deleetus thinks is a closet case, he has a crush on. That's usually how it works.

It’s you. Add him to your relationship and you will have your own power throuple. Wealth, fame, and absolutely no mockery await.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Agree! I mentioned this some pages back - not only did Mallory take her husband's name - so traditional! - but the 'cule is also referred to (by Joe, iirc, which I may not) as "the Laverys.". Very telling.

I think he wanted a harem but got bored with Mallory, so if she gets another guy, I don't know if he'll even care.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Right, so instead of forgetting about embarrassing himself and letting that little initial post float away among millions of internet shitposts, Mr Pajeet Agent decides to come back and basically confirm that it was him (something that wasn't confirmed, but speculated by weapons grade Kiwi autists, whose words nobody important cares about anyway)

How on earth can my generation, who grew up with the internet, be this dumb about it? Lay off the ket, Daniel S.

 

[Constellationzero]

Agree! I mentioned this some pages back - not only did Mallory take her husband's name - so traditional! - but the 'cule is also referred to (by Joe, iirc, which I may not) as "the Laverys.". Very telling.

Is this degenerate shit anything like the Libodels from Aniara?

Maybe Failory ought to Martinson herself. In meatspace.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Thanks for the free publicity. Mr. Daniel loves it also.

Do you think Mr. Daniel would appreciate Null featuring the power throuple on MATI? We didn’t even bother getting the thread featured when Rocco was born because I figured there wouldn’t be enough general interest.

This is a very small, niche thread in the KF universe but a spotlight on the MATI podcast would boost its numbers and that would obviously help Mal’s book promotion, right?

@Null has a soft spot for troon and LBGTQIAWTFBBQ breeding stories and how they are portrayed in media. He definitely mentioned Joe & Mal’s love story on an episode years ago and MATI’s audience loves a heartwarming human interest story after all. Joe has been feverishly feeding the story to any media outlet that he thinks will bite. I mean how many new dads make sending photos of their hours old child to The Daily Mail?

Dr Joseph must have been disappointed at the general lack of outrage or interest Rocco’s birth achieved, so I’m sure he would be thrilled to have a few more drops milked from it. It might even help get interest in the book he’s going to pitch on being a new mom.

I think he wanted a harem but got bored with Mallory, so if she gets another guy, I don't know if he'll even care.

I think Mallory should make a real power move and get a Donald DeFreeze type of man to join their polycule.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Mr. Daniel should do an interview with Null. And Ms. Grace. I'm sure the bon mots would be amazing, Grace, you simply must. Imagine taking down all those people who think they're gossip site revolutionaries.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Mr. Daniel should do an interview with Null. And Ms. Grace. I'm sure the bon mots would be amazing, Grace, you simply must. Imagine taking down all those people who think they're gossip site revolutionaries.

Seriously it would be great - and in all honestly, it would be exact what mr John Waters would do (their fave). Sure, they would not know the mechanics why people like John versus why people hate the throuple but that's besides the point @Null make it happen!!!

Can I point out that Mallory Ortenberg is fat, she will never not be fat, she will be bullied for the rest of her life.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Mr. Daniel should do an interview with Null. And Ms. Grace. I'm sure the bon mots would be amazing, Grace, you simply must. Imagine taking down all those people who think they're gossip site revolutionaries.

Dave S has assured us Mr Daniel appreciates all the attention of this thread so an interview with Null would be a dazzling opportunity. It would certainly give x10 the attention to this thread which could only help Mr Daniel’s debut novel!

Joe, I mean Dr Joesph, chickened out of all the debates and interviews with TERF’s that he crowed about doing on Twitter, so Mr. Daniel could show wifey how a real man handles things.