Reddit Pizza Hut

[Cats]

Is this not the most faggotest pizza box you have ever seen. This fuckin thing reeks of, "how do you do, fellow kids"




On the side there's a whole story told from the cardboard's perspective about recycling it.

"Nom nom nom", "GOAT", "Hits Different", "Team Pineapple"...I swear when I saw this fucking pizzabox it made me want to not eat the pizza inside out of spite.


Then I tasted it and it made me not want to eat the pizza out of fear for my health. Pizza Hut really has just completely crumbled to pieces in terms of quality right alongside Dominos lately... Big Yikes!

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I unironically still prefer Pizza Hut to any other major chain.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

That's worse than the McWaifu stunt going on right now.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

I unironically still prefer Pizza Hut to any other major chain.

These guys are better, their pizzas don't feel like they were dumped in a vat of grease and are a bit cheaper.

Rare Iberian W, I say.

 

[Cats]

I found a Pizzeria near me called Sicily that is really A-Class pizza. I wouldn't say its the best in the world because at the end of the day it really is just a delivery pizza joint in America, but hot damn does their stuff taste good. Reminiscent of California Pizza Kitchen back in the 1990's when they were a luxurious sit-down pizza restaurant, long before they sold out to whatever faceless company now makes their cardboard-tasting frozen pizzas.

 

[byron]

I found a Pizzeria near m

Pizza is super simple to make. Everyone should buy their pizza (regardless of how often or seldom you consume pizza) from a local shop.

Corporations hate you. Don’t eat their pizza

 

[Halfnium Bomb]

Why bother with chains anymore when they're priced the same as the local places that are actually good?

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

So glad you're back. So sick of @Trollish and Suspicious clogging the autistic sperging section.

 

[Super Shiro]

"BIG YIKES!" I wish that I didn't have to watch the butchering of the English language in real time.

 

[Chongqing]

I'm a meatball!

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I unironically still prefer Pizza Hut to any other major chain.

I like their breadsticks and breadstick seasoned crust. But, if you have to get dominos, get the thin & crispy one.

 

[Dysnomia]

Pizza is super simple to make. Everyone should buy their pizza (regardless of how often or seldom you consume pizza) from a local shop.

Corporations hate you. Don’t eat their pizza

Even the worst mom & pop pizzeria tends to be better than the trash from chain shops.

 

[peachlover669]

The actual design is pretty well made it would actually be a pretty good box if the text didnt make you want to drive a truck through the front door as soon as you look at it.

 

[Cats]

Dominos used to have this little dough man on the front of their pizza boxes. I showed him to my best friend once and he called him The Glutenman.

So, every time I see The Glutenman, I am happy.

It's a shame Dominos Pizza is fucking discusting now




Pictured: The Glutenman

 

[Cats]

The actual design is pretty well made it would actually be a pretty good box if the text didnt make you want to drive a truck through the front door as soon as you look at it.

The only thing the pizzahut box is missing is a "YAAAAS QWEEN" and at least one usage of the word "Literally". Then it would truly be complete

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

It's a shame Dominos Pizza is fucking discusting now

what do you think of their spinach and feta pizza?

 

[Cats]

Last time I had that combo it was good. Nowadays, probably not I woudnt bet on it being anyway.

My favorite from Dominos used to be, bonesless wings (nuggits basically); New York Style crust extra cheese pizz with half pepperoni and green pepeps; "white sauce" Chicken and 3-cheese additional cheesed (feta, romano and something else idk) on top of the Regular pizzacheese hand tossed crust OR nyc city style. All of those options have tasted like flavoroless Dirt or just completely bland Nonsense in the last few times i ordered it

 

[Named User]

The cardboard speaks like a Gen Z Jew.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I unironically still prefer Pizza Hut to any other major chain.

Same but they used to be so amazing.

 

[#FF0000]

Pictured: The Glutenman

But why is The Glutenman gluten free?
Oh well, I don't care. I love him.