Reddit Pizza Hut

[Die Oberste Direktive]

This fuckin thing reeks of, "how do you do, fellow kids"

This is the new reality of marketing everywhere and I hate it. I imagine this is what my parents went through when shit was being marketed to me in high school, but somehow worse. It's like illiteracy accelerationism. At least the people that grew up with web 1.0 knew to keep the retarded slang and abbreviations on the fucking Internet. Even the Kwik Trip advertisements have shit like IYKYK in regards to their fucking gas station chicken sandwich. "This chicken has rizz" is literally one of the ads I Kubrick-stared at while I was at the pump a few days ago. It's just something we'll have to put up with until the collapse, I guess.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

Dominos used to have this little dough man on the front of their pizza boxes. I showed him to my best friend once and he called him The Glutenman.

So, every time I see The Glutenman, I am happy.

It's a shame Dominos Pizza is fucking discusting now



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Pictured: The Glutenman

The Noid is still peak though.

 

[Cats]

The Noid is still peak though.View attachment 5932857

A police spokesperson commented to the press, saying: "He was paranoid."

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Not directly related to this thread but Pizza Hut will close 15 locations.

https://trendingpoliticsnews.com/pizza-hut-shutters-15-locations-dozens-of-others-in-danger-as-restaurant-economy-sputters-cmc/?utm_medium=agg&utm_source=economics

https://archive.ph/mh6R8

Pizza Hut shuttered 15 locations in Indiana on Friday while more than 120 additional locations are in danger of closing, according to a report from The Times of Northwest Indiana.

The latest closures come after a long-running dispute between the chain and a franchisee. EYM Group, which owns and operates 142 Pizza Hut locations in Illinois, Indiana, Georgia, South Carolina and Wisconsin, was accused of defaulting on millions of dollars in payments owed to Pizza Hut by a June deadline.

EYM has accused Pizza Hut of failing to modernize its menu as well as its digital ordering system. This, the franchisee claims, is putting the company at a significant disadvantage, including against director competitors like Dominos and Little Caesars, at a time when restaurants are struggling to make a profit.

 

[Ric Flair Woooo]

Got a charcoal pizza oven for Christmas couple years back. Learned how to make my own dough and let it rise over night. Really is one of the best ways to enjoy pizza. It's a fun activity for the little ones as well.

 

[ZipDisk]

Our town lost our only Pizza Hut, and every place that goes in there lasts exactly two months. It's currently a high end steak house across the road from a donut shop.
The donut shop has been there for 30 years, the steak house is a graveyard.

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

We used to skip class in high school and go to the Pizza Hut lunch buffet in the years of our lord 1998-2000 nevear 4get what they took from U

 

[Literal Shitbag]

There are Pizza Hut "Classics" that still have the lunch buffet. The last time I went it seemed pretty popular.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I just went to order Pizza Hut for the first time in a couple years and the total came to $74.00 for two large three topping pizzas including delivery fee but not tip, literally and unironically what the fuck

 

[mindlessobserver]

I just went to order Pizza Hut for the first time in a couple years and the total came to $74.00 for two large three topping pizzas including delivery fee but not tip, literally and unironically what the fuck

You ordered menu price instead of clicking on the actual prices which are found in the "coupons".

Rookie mistake. smh.

 

[ForgedBlades]

You ordered menu price instead of clicking on the actual prices which are found in the "coupons".

Rookie mistake. smh.

The shit on their "deals" page is still beyond outrageous. I live in a shithole flyover too, not Commiefornia. Anyway, I ended up just ordering local and paid $20 less for the same amount of food.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The shit on their "deals" page is still beyond outrageous. I live in a shithole flyover too, not Commiefornia. Anyway, I ended up just ordering local and paid $20 less for the same amount of food.

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You must live in the Dakotas and are suffering from Dutch Disease prices or something.

I picked a random zip code on the east coast, and these are the prices.

 

[Jason Wynn]

https://www.al.com/news/2024/07/major-pizza-chain-reportedly-considering-bankruptcy.html

MOD Pizza may be filing for bankruptcy. Wasn’t ever that impressed the handful of times I tried them.

 

[quaawaa]

https://www.al.com/news/2024/07/major-pizza-chain-reportedly-considering-bankruptcy.html

MOD Pizza may be filing for bankruptcy. Wasn’t ever that impressed the handful of times I tried them.

MOD Pizza tastes worse than the cheapest frozen pizza brands but costs over four times as much.

 

[The Hardest R]

Godfather’s Pizza is the only pizza chain worth a shit.

I feel like everyone who makes Pizza these days is just phoning it in. They use the cheapest premade dough, topped with the cheapest cheese with the most cheap canned sauce they can find.

Not just the chains, but even the local joints. Nobody takes time to actually make the bread anymore and let it proof overnight in their store. I doubt any pizza resteraunt outside the most turbo autistic places in New York have ever made their employees slice a tomato.

It's a fucking tragedy.

I agree. The local places tend to be known for anything other than pizza too. There are artisanal pizza shops that claim to get all the right equipment and use the best ingredients but then only make retarded fusion pizzas because they’re too good to make a meat lover’s pizza or some shit. Hell, I’ll take a simple cheese pizza done right at this point.

 

[Suel Forrester]

Same but they used to be so amazing.

hmmm. i think of all corporate food, pizza hut is the only one that tastes the same as it did when i was a kid

 

[Archeops]

I ordered one of those tavern-cut pizzas from Pizza Hut last weekend and I honestly regret it, was like taking a bite out of a cold, soggy water cracker. I'll remind myself to stick to their pan pizzas or order form Papa John's like I usually do.

https://www.al.com/news/2024/07/major-pizza-chain-reportedly-considering-bankruptcy.html

MOD Pizza may be filing for bankruptcy. Wasn’t ever that impressed the handful of times I tried them.

I remember liking MOD Pizza years ago thanks to their now-discontinued "Mega" pizzas that were basically a double-decker pizza (they'd take your custom pizza and put it on top of a cheese pizza). Nowadays I just go to Blaze Pizza since my usual custom pizza (pepperoni, chopped bacon, mozzarella, blue cheese, Parmesan, and chopped garlic) always turned out the best at their locations.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Every Pizza Hut in my county shut down about a month ago because I guess the franchisee was fucking around with not paying them or something and found out.

They have not been missed.

 

[Shroom King]

The last Pizza Hut I was at a few weeks ago was heavy on the nostalgia. There were old 80's posters and pictures on the walls, including pictures of female Pizza Hut employees wearing those red gym shorts that everyone did in the early 80's. Despite them being regular people that worked for Pizza Hut, all the chicks in those pictures were wife material.

I hate this timeline so much it's unreal. I want to go back.

 

[Pargon]

Godfather’s Pizza is the only pizza chain worth a shit.

Motherfucker I will not sit by and allow Round Table Pizza to be maligned like this. Pistols at dawn.

Only fucking good thing ever to come out of California.