Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

[indomitable snowman]

Fucker tweets to damn much. Trying out a new format this post.

Well, he's abandoned his family and seems to be abandoning his job. He has plenty of time to be vapid and tweet.

 

[Surfherder]

His foundation does not match. There are many shades that have a slight tone of red or lilac these days for fair skin tones. There is no excuse for a millionaire to larp this poorly!

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

cringe bimbo larping to lesbian zoomer music followed by creampie jokes. he's fully in his t4t transbian era.

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hit the wall before hitting 30 like any other guy but sure, estrogen is the elixir of youth or whatever.

I wouldn't say men hit walls at 30, but troons don't seem to age well. Most of them have highly unfortunate faces by 40 and don't have any effeminate boyish looks left which can help with passing.

A lot of guys consistently get heavier as the years go by and if you don't do anything to work on that you're going to look even more like a man. Chris isn't some dainty femboy, his shoulders alone make him immediately clockable.

He's looking kind of gaunt in pics. Getting some John Walker Flint (Brianna Wu) vibes.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Anyone who troons out should lose custody. Trooning out implies that one is a pervert, mentally ill, or both.

Especially so if he's going to post gross coomer shit online and sexualise himself - bad enough when trashy single mums continue to share mirror selfies in skimpy clothing, but troons like Chris take it to a whole new level and it gets excused because they're troons. Anyone that obsessed with sex should not be able to raise a kid. Imagine if his son finds his horny Twitter posts when he's old enough to use the internet.

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

New MrBeast video- it's a redo of the ages 1-100 concept but longer than normal as they are trying to adjust to network length before doing the Amazon show. Chris is absent, but Mack features prominently and it's probably safe to say is now Chris has been replaced by him on the crew. They're all wearing tuxedos instead of MrBeast merch, so it seems more like a gameshow. Howie Mandel also shows up in a 'Deal or No Deal's cameo game they do, and I hope he is coaching Jimmy on how to be a better gameshow host because he shows the viewer how much Jimmy's hosting skills are lacking in the short time he's on camera.

 

[Slur.EXE]

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Chris kept going at it with his fellow retard for a few more tweets, full thing just cause'.

QuoteRT'ing the guy on his Priv for a lil more.

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troons like Chris take it to a whole new level and it gets excused because they're troons.

Real

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Merry4/20 have some more "Lore"

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Blessed Cat Pictures

He's flew back to his queer buddy, clip won't download so I have Archived the full VOD Ill add it later. fuck off.

He's streaming today and Chris will probably appear

also this still

Spoiler: xeets

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His Twitch profile.

Somebody pointed out his greasy hair

They're all wearing tuxedos instead of MrBeast merch, so it seems more like a gameshow.

You just know Chris would insist on wearing his black dresses

 

[timothydexter]

>Chris would insist on wearing his black dresses
Of course, he insisted.
Even plus size/fat women (of all ethinicities) look like women in a suit, but troons don't.

 

[SpinelessArtist]

@HMESTK I don't know how you can handle all that troony shit. I can't even stare at these posts for too long or it'll make me MATI for the rest of the day. It's like looking at a patient from a psych ward insisting that the delusions he sees are real. It's fucking crazy how people seriously look at THIS and say "yep. that's a woman alright". Like another poster said it's like we're the ones going crazy if everyone else is saying the same thing. The pendulum ain't swinging back fast enough, chief...

 

[quaawaa]

Since this is the de-facto MrBeast thread, I thought I'd put my review of the Feastables Milk Chocolate Bar here.
My local gas station had them in stock, so I bought one and a Hershey's bar to compare against (since that's the brand Jimmy shits on compares his chocolate to).

First of all, the Feastables bar cost $2.49 for a 1.24 oz (35 g) bar. The Hershey's bar was the same price, but weighed over double the amount at 2.6 oz (73 g). Part of that is gas station pricing, but it's still an insane amount of money for a tiny bar.

The two chocolate bars taste extremely similar, so much so that their goal may have been to copy Hershey's distinctive flavor rather than making a quality chocolate. The Feastables bar has a slight "waxy" taste to it and the Hershey's bar is creamier.

Overall, I'd say they're both bottom-tier chocolates and therefore Hershey's is the better buy due to its lower price. For the amount of money that Feastables costs, you could buy an actually good chocolate bar from a real chocolatier.

 

[LavenderMenace]

Chris must be trying to speedrun balding because he keeps dying his entire head of hair every couple of weeks. Reminder that hair dying will damage your hair.

 

[Expand Value]

It's not a fetish tho, right goys?

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

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It's not a fetish tho, right goys?

This tweet can be read two ways, and I can't even tell which way he meant it.

 

[Vectra]

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It's not a fetish tho, right goys?

Despite being heterosexual men for their entire lives, why do the MtF trannies start to get attracted to men as soon as they troon out? " Do they actually go through a dude drilling their asshole just to accomplish their fetish?

Also, their idea of women is "someone who fucks men constantly" and them never shutting the fuck up is actually causing real women to realize the truth like the Dylan Mulvaney song caused.

Another thing is that as more info about the fetish part I see, I feel much worse about Katie. It would be extremely uncomfortable to think that your ex was secretly trying out your clothes for their fetish. Not to mention that he dragged her into the relationship despite knowing that he was going to destroy it. Everybody would be mad at someone who falsely represented about their intentions in a relationship but in this age of troonism it is forbidden to even point it out.

 

[You're MDNWU]

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It's not a fetish tho, right goys?

I bet just from his Twitter timeline alone you can determine the moment he trooned out; just find the first coom post.

 

[Risky Horse Business]

Despite being heterosexual men for their entire lives, why do the MtF trannies start to get attracted to men as soon as they troon out? " Do they actually go through a dude drilling their asshole just to accomplish their fetish?

It's a weird mirror. They express attraction to men, trying to receive it back.

Women are desired by men, they are women, ergo, they want to be desired by men.

The fetish drives all.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I think I realized what exactly bothers me about this whole situation. This fucker has gone from making videos making fun of these vapid ass people for a good number of years to literally "becoming one". While most vapid ass AGP troons online were just kind of either shut in normies or mild tech nerds with some weird interests beforehand, this dude was someone making Jokes making fun of the kind of people he became. He's not going off actual fears or beliefs of the boogeyman of "the right:", it's very blatant looking at the history that this is the tactic of someone basically skinwalking the idiots they were making fun of previously. They know the lingo, they know the behaviors, the terms, the upvote getting shit, but it never looks natural to anyone who glances over more than just the current twitter post.

This is what happened to idubbz. He famously made fun of a hypocritical vapid whore, then he married one.

As for his ex, I really hope that if her new boyfriend puts a ring on it, someone gives him a "I'm not the stepdad....I'm the dad who stepped up" shirt for his first Father's Day.

We should send it.

"With love, from kiwifarms."

 

[LimeRikki]

We should send it.

"With love, from kiwifarms."

Nah, make it a banana based edible arrangement flowers and give Chris the card for his dick chop day.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Chris posted a new photo of themselves in an odd meme format



I didn't think much of the Mr. Beast PhotoShop edit but looking through the quote tweets, apparently the source image is Omar Mateen, the 2016 gay bar shooter.


Don't know if he knew but funny none the less.

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[Surfin Terf]

Chris posted a new photo of themselves in an odd meme format

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I didn't think much of the Mr. Beast PhotoShop edit but looking through the quote tweets, apparently the source image is Omar Mateen, the 2016 gay bar shooter.
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Don't know if he knew but funny none the less.

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I really don't get this. Why is the first picture Mr Beast and not Chris?

 

[Salvatore Leone]

I really don't get this. Why is the first picture Mr Beast and not Chris?

Troons aren't known for having good humor.