Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Syikeblade]

I'm 200 pages back and still wanna read this thread through, so apologies if this one's been posted.
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Sad part is this might not be satire.

 

[Farmer Jon]

I wonder what a thread on predstrogen would entail. We could probably get some grade a farm fresh milk out of someone that has THIS MUCH of a meltdown over the most benign things. Best part is, this cow has basically the entirety of Tumblr on his side. So nobody is telling him he's doing anything wrong when he fucks up.

Quality chimpouts + a heap of autism + constant validation that never leads to self awareness = smooth and creamy milk for us farmers to enjoy.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

This was important because r/196 is INCREDIBLY pozzed. The subreddit icon has a trans flag, it has a pinned thread about "trans safety", and this is its "vibe check" list, note the femboy checkmark:

You're not lying. I clicked the link out of curiosity and it was wall to wall faggotry. This was right near the top.

I know that this is the Trannies Post Their L's thread and we all hate trannies TTD rah rah rah and all that but I got a decent chuckle out of this. Although it is far funnier when you realize that even in their innocently lighthearted joke comics they still depict themselves as a bunch of permahorny chronic masturbators who subconsciously tug their cocks around others.

This comment chain was also funny.

P.S. I saved the OP's profile for posterity. He's your typical malebrained vidya and cr1tikal fan who is probably just a retarded teenager and I hope he grows out of it.

 

[Geraldine]

I know that this is the Trannies Post Their L's thread

You're doing fine.
Anything a tranny posts is an L, even if they think otherwise.
Several of mine fit that category.

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Edited to add:
Here's an example. Wasn't hard to find one.
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[Wallace]

 

[Procrastinhater]

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TWO MEN ENTER
ONE MAN LEAVES

 

[SpookyObserver]

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The fake fucking voices screeching unironically sound like animal noises lol

 

[Poonocchio]

The screenshots:

On one hand that must be absolutely devastating for the troon to read, and also holy shit that is some based conversation.

@SpookyObserver I love tranny autistic screeches.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Tranny gets made in the women's section of Kohl's - the T&H women there have none of it. Cute inevitable breakdown.
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Got screamed at for looking at dresses in storeCommunity Only (self.trans)

submitted 6 hours ago by AltruistGuy to r/trans

Yesterday, trying to build up my confidence, I decided to go and browse some dresses at my local Kohl's. I get there after shaking off some nerves in the car and look for a dress. So I'm looking around and out of the corner of my eye there're these two women looking in my general direction. I'm nervous, but go about my business. Then I hear them talking, one saying "I think she's a man."

One goes up to me and I look up. She looks me over and says "What're you doing over here?". I get all flustered and tell her I'm just looking. The other woman comes up and says that we're in the women's section and it's creeping them out that I'm here. I just tell them I'm not trying to bother them and I'll leave them alone, but they're not having it.

I'll save you from their exact words, but they say that my presence there is greatly upsetting and that it's wrong for me to be looking for women's clothing. They then say that I'm a freak if I ever thought I could appear as a woman. And they were loud too. People just passed by like nothing was happening. I couldn't take it anymore and left the store.

I almost broke down in my car. I felt soo bad and unclean. I felt and still feel soo alone in this journey. I can't simply just go look for clothing without getting torn into. I'm sorry if this has been too long or triggering.

Tranny gets "misgendered". I like how he thinks that he workmates see him as a woman - no, they just are playing along because they don't want to deal with his hysterics; as soon as he leaves the room they are laughing at him. Note his outfit - "tight shirt that showed a bit of boob, flared skirt, tights, and boots" - that's more "hooker" than "woman".
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Got misgendered and people laughed at me tonight...again (self.MtF)

submitted 9 hours ago * by WQLFY to r/MtF

Every day is like this. I think I look good and then I'm treated like a man and a joke. No one except my workmates and fiancee see me as a girl, everyone else just thinks "haha that's a man" or "Anything else sir".

Like tonight, I was grabbing Tabouli and when she was done grabbing it she asked "Anything else sir?" and then when my fiancee and I were walking home a man moaned in my life and laughed to his friends about it.

I hate it.

Here's how I looked tonight:
https://ibb.co/HGmPWyv
https://ibb.co/f1dJR58

If me looking like this is a man, then I guess I'm done for because this is after 3.5 years of HRT, a decent haircut, and feminine clothing. I was legit wearing a tight shirt that showed a bit of boob, a flared skirt, tights, and boots. But nope, I'm a man.

Every day is like this, I hate it. I never get treated like a girl unless it's by fucking allies that have some moral high ground bs. I'm always just a man or not one of the girls. I hate it so much.
Yaaaaay I love Australia it's so much fun to live in as a trans girl and I love foreign women who call me "sir" and guys who laugh at me hahahahahahahahaha

EDIT: since people keep asking, here's what I sound like: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M2-lw-Hxslr-ddmh0gb1O5F3kvUlV6Ai/view?usp=drivesdk

Here are his photos. HOW CAN YOU TELL?

Spoiler: Tranny or not? You decide!

 

[ScooterL]

>> She's built like me.

Nah, it has muscle outlines where the gunt should be.

 

[TismFarmer]

There is literally a short haired version of him in the same pic!
Much feminine, so girly

 

[Gondolindrim]

Tranny decides to weigh in on the Stellar Blade vs Hades conversation by desperately trying to make it sound like Aphrodite is "androgynous" and therefore more acceptable than that filthy coomer design.

I'm so sick of these freaks trying to tell what is and isn't acceptable.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Tranny decides to weigh in on the Stellar Blade vs Hades conversation by desperately trying to make it sound like Aphrodite is "androgynous" and therefore more acceptable than that filthy coomer design.
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I'm so sick of these freaks trying to tell what is and isn't acceptable.

This "safe horny" discourse shit is woke bananas. I really like Hades and the announcement of Hades 2 got me excited, except holy shit this stuff is inescapable now.


This feels quite relevant to troons because this performative inclusivity in horniness is essentially their whole argument as to why people should sleep with them. I agree with the tweet from Christina Tasty above, these people have convinced themselves that sexuality, as in actual attraction, doesn't exist, it's only a mechanism for political performance. That's why the all freak out every time a guy talks about how he finds Sydney Sweeney or Margot Robbie hot. It really does feel like for a certain cadre of the twitter set, heterosexuality itself has become an act of right wing fascism.

The other thing I hate is that I actually kind of like the Haphaestus design. I don't mind the idea of disabled "representation" or fat characters in games, if you're figuring out how to make it work in the story. He's a big burly forge god who seems to have ancient steampunk tech'ed his own wheels into being. Great, that seems like a thing that he would do, the gods are very characterized and stylized in the Hades game (Demeter is treated as a Winter Goddess, despite her normal associations, because the game is centered around the Persephone myth). But I can't like it really, at least not on twitter or social media, because liking it is now taking a fucking side in this debate. In their desperate bid for "inclusion" and "representation", these twitter idiots and their game "journalist" enablers effectively make it so that creative choices by artists can only be understood via the lens of tedious media activism and woke consumption.

 

[Deer Warts]

In Greek mythology, Hephaestus was born ugly and cast down from Olympus by Hera for this reason, an act which broke his legs and condemned him to limp for the rest of his life.

I will grudgingly concede that a wheelchair isn't that much of a stretch.

 

[Bloo]

Six year olds don’t lie

 

[Piss Bear]

Six year olds don’t lie

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Needed to see what he looks like. I was not disappointed!


WHEW THAT JAWLINE. THEM MAN HANDS TOO! I wish I could be honest with the troons I meet, cause I see them a lot. I want to make them all feel self-conscious. They don't deserve comfort when they make everyone in their proximity uncomfortable.

 

[Bloo]

Needed to see what he looks like. I was not disappointed!
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WHEW THAT JAWLINE. THEM MAN HANDS TOO! I wish I could be honest with the troons I meet, cause I see them a lot. I want to make them all feel self-conscious. They don't deserve comfort when they make everyone in their proximity uncomfortable.

Definitely not the worst I’ve ever seen but the bar is very very low

 

[The Noise]

Tranny decides to weigh in on the Stellar Blade vs Hades conversation by desperately trying to make it sound like Aphrodite is "androgynous" and therefore more acceptable than that filthy coomer design.

I'm so sick of these freaks trying to tell what is and isn't acceptable.

Why does this person care so much? None of these characters are real. Greek mythology is fiction. Hades is fiction. They could give Aphrodite tits the size of skyscrapers and it wouldn't matter.

 

[Geraldine]

There's even one "trans" character in Greek Mythology.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiresias

But he detransitioned, so I guess that doesn't count.

On Mount Cyllene in the Peloponnese,[4] as Tiresias came upon a pair of copulating snakes, he hit the pair with his stick. Hera was displeased, and she punished Tiresias by transforming him into a woman. As a woman, Tiresias became a priestess of Hera, married and had children, including Manto, who also possessed the gift of prophecy. After seven years as a woman, Tiresias again found mating snakes; depending on the myth, either she made sure to leave the snakes alone this time, or, according to Hyginus, trampled on them.[5] Either way, as a result, Tiresias was released from his sentence and permitted to regain his masculinity.

 

[Bioniclelover]

There's even one "trans" character in Greek Mythology.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiresias

But he detransitioned, so I guess that doesn't count.

The fact that they changed his pronouns in the middle of the article because he became a woman is retarded