Dramacow Earl Dube / EarlDube93 / The White Bowser - Aspie Weeb. "My doctor said I'm not a pedophile".

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Londo said:
This nigga really thinks he made a Chess Master move by posting a couple of screenshots and some cryptic audio logs.

Earl, dear God. If for nothing else, just kill yourself to avoid spreading those retard genes. Why are pedos like Earl always the same IQ number as their preferred victim's age?
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If anything that audio could get his ban prolonged. He’s got a whole spreadsheet of locations to call.
 
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Karen said:
If anything that audio could get his ban prolonged. He’s got a whole spreadsheet of locations to call.
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Do you think he's finally gone batshit insane enough to actually call them all?
 
Celeryeater said:
Can already imagine this unwashed retard right now. “HWE HWE HWE! I am sowing chaos within the twoll commuwnity! I am the lowlcow to end all lowlcows!”

Earl you’re going to need a sturdier ceiling fan when reality hits.
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I could just tell on those audio calls that he thought he was some sort of bad ass internet sleuth, with the way he kept adding random useless details to his story. Thats part of the reason why I think he uploaded them despite them not helping his case because he was just so proud of the effort he put in.
 
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Oh damn Earl, your trolling backfired!

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Celeryeater said:
“HWE HWE HWE! I am sowing chaos within the twoll commuwnity! I am the lowlcow to end all lowlcows!”
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I cannot believe that a grown man actually talks like that. For a moment, I thought it was some lame attempt at a bit.

A nasally, effeminate retard voice like Chris's or Daniel Larson's is one thing. What kind of negligent parents or school system allowed Earl to keep talking baby-talk all that time?
 
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Karen said:
I’m telling y’all, slightest bit of pushback and he has a meltdown. Earl seems under the impression that the phrase is “Fuck around or find out” and not “Fuck around and find out”.
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In his mind these videos would come out and suddenly the entire community from reddit to the farms would be too busy fighting and screaming conspiracy about him not being a pedo.

Jokes on you, Earl. We're used to internalised tard raging with each other.

Still a pedo. Still groped a 17 year old. Still a spaz. Still needs a sturdy ceiling fan and a good rope.
 
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Meat Target said:
I cannot believe that a grown man actually talks like that. For a moment, I thought it was some lame attempt at a bit.

A nasally, effeminate retard voice like Chris's or Daniel Larson's is one thing. What kind of negligent parents or school system allowed Earl to keep talking baby-talk all that time?
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not enough people have seen his genshin streams where he baby talks over these characters and claims to want to be topped sexually by them, just embarassing stuff for a grown man. This one in particular is extremely telling.

 
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I don't know if it has been said yet, but I get the feeling that the whole reason Earl took a job at the theater was so he could be around underage kids. Think about it, isn't it weird that a man in his mid to late 20's takes a job in a place that has a staff of teenagers AND isn't a manager or something adjacent to it?
 
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
I don't know if it has been said yet, but I get the feeling that the whole reason Earl took a job at the theater was so he could be around underage kids. Think about it, isn't it weird that a man in his mid to late 20's takes a job in a place that has a staff of teenagers AND isn't a manager or something adjacent to it?
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no, because I just assumed he sucked at his job
 
Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
I don't know if it has been said yet, but I get the feeling that the whole reason Earl took a job at the theater was so he could be around underage kids. Think about it, isn't it weird that a man in his mid to late 20's takes a job in a place that has a staff of teenagers AND isn't a manager or something adjacent to it?
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I think a lot of minimum wage jobs often have kids around a lot so may not be intentional on bowsers part but I think he definitely likes that fact
 
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Many of you have already seen this clip, however, I would like to add something I think most glossed over after witnessing this clip; namely, that The White Bowser will likely become a chris-chan style troon in the future. In this call ~14 minutes cow wrangler reveals that Earl "dreams about turning into" the child anime girl he is extremely attracted to. Before the clip Earl is already upset, immediately after it is revealed he is sexually attracted to becoming the anime girl rather than simply wanting to fuck her, he has an intense meltdown. Not before, not during the interrogation but ONLY after it is revealed he is jerking off to the idea of becoming a 14 year old girl with huge tits.


This, to me, indicates Bowser is likely going to troon out, Chris Chan style eventually. He has displayed clear autogynophilia, the fetish that causes men to want to get frankenvages and bolt-ons because they want to be women (usually due to pornsickness), often anime caricaturss.

His doctor may have said he's not a pedophile, but he didnt say he's not an autogynophile
 
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Bocchi Fan842 said:

Many of you have already seen this clip, however, I would like to add something I think most glossed over after witnessing this clip; namely, that The White Bowser will likely become a chris-chan style troon in the future. In this call ~14 minutes cow wrangler reveals that Earl "dreams about turning into" the child anime girl he is extremely attracted to. Before the clip Earl is already upset, immediately after it is revealed he is sexually attracted to becoming the anime girl rather than simply wanting to fuck her, he has an intense meltdown. Not before, not during the interrogation but ONLY after it is revealed he is jerking off to the idea of becoming a 14 year old girl with huge tits.


This, to me, indicates Bowser is likely going to troon out, Chris Chan style eventually. He has displayed clear autogynophilia, the fetish that causes men to want to get frankenvages and bolt-ons because they want to be women (usually due to pornsickness), often anime caricaturss.

His doctor may have said he's not a pedophile, but he didnt say he's not an autogynophile
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Earl coming out as trans would be hilarious ngl
 
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Bocchi Fan842 said:

Many of you have already seen this clip, however, I would like to add something I think most glossed over after witnessing this clip; namely, that The White Bowser will likely become a chris-chan style troon in the future. In this call ~14 minutes cow wrangler reveals that Earl "dreams about turning into" the child anime girl he is extremely attracted to. Before the clip Earl is already upset, immediately after it is revealed he is sexually attracted to becoming the anime girl rather than simply wanting to fuck her, he has an intense meltdown. Not before, not during the interrogation but ONLY after it is revealed he is jerking off to the idea of becoming a 14 year old girl with huge tits.


This, to me, indicates Bowser is likely going to troon out, Chris Chan style eventually. He has displayed clear autogynophilia, the fetish that causes men to want to get frankenvages and bolt-ons because they want to be women (usually due to pornsickness), often anime caricaturss.

His doctor may have said he's not a pedophile, but he didnt say he's not an autogynophile
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I mean it’s either that or he’s got a very specific transformation fetish. TF fetishes are pretty common among weebs and furries.
 
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Watching this through and holy fuck I reckon WB was being buddy trolled into doing this so it would cement him in his own coffin. Why this Elmer Fudd sounding retard thought proving a 16yo can work at these places would help prove she was 18 is beyond me. I've gotten about half way before I had to post since there's stuff of note.
The first two calls are basically the same as each other, he pretends to be someone named "David" looking for a job for his "Very young cousin" at these theatres, they confirm 16 is the minimum age and he says his cousin is 14 and wants/needs a job then asks these managers for pointers. It's really fucking weird to go along with this narrative to begin with since... I mean I'm a retarded bri'ish but I was under the impression outside of paper routes no 14yo could be working on a level like this.
The third one (Which I am in) is where the wheels fall off and he goes full blown retard. He pretends to be someone else working at another location, he's 21 and working as a bartender and "Crew Lead", his cousin is jobless but younger and needs a job and he wants to see if the kid can be a bartender too, now he goes from "Well how old do you have to be?" to suddenly citing that in Michigan the legal age to serve alcohol was lowered apparently to 17, It seems weird to me that this moron who lives in MI would be calling in IL to find out the legal ages there and it as "You can hire younger!" or something. I will edit this post with the continuation of this video.
EDIT: - Finishing this segment he goes on a back and forth over the drink serving laws in MI (17) and IL (they say 21, it's 18) with a manager who's put on the line and at the end goes "Oh well he can't work with you guys but I guess he can work with me!" Despite..... The cousin apparently living in IL.

It appears though the retard didn't realise how badly he's sunk his own ship by arguing that people younger than 18 can work at these theatres since he's back on the run and is in hiding again. It seems Earl doesn't realise the more he talks the worse he has made everything for himself instead of shutting the fuck up.
 
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