2016 US Presidential Election Thread 2 - Always Darkest before Don

first thread devolved into shitposting, here's a new one

 

[AnOminous]

I'd turn the debate into something from Wrestlemania, just haul my ass on stage after the first question like I belong there.

That's more or less what Trump himself did.

 

[Florence]

I'll let Private Frazer speak for me on this one.

 

[DZ 305]

I'll let Private Frazer speak for me on this one.

 

[JU 199]

Did trump shit himself?

 

[Techpriest]

Did trump shit himself?

Verbally, yes

 

[Randy Lahey]

Yeah... my current plan of survival is to cover the state of Maryland with a dope smoke cloud for the next four years. I'm gonna get started smoking now.

dude if you can get a rifle and grow a beard, you can come hide in the Canadian forests with me for the next four years

 

[Null]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[WireSponge]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That sucks.

 

[vertexwindi]

Hahahahahaha wow.

"That sucks." Very believable.

 

[Spudnik]

This part of the debate kinda perplexed me. It sounds like a muttering of "dozens". Time for conspiracies ahoy.

I'm glad i'm not the only one who heard that, thought it was really weird

During the Debates, Clinton made several references to Watching the raid on Osama Bin Laden while Trump was on celebrity apprentice. I'm sure everyone is familar with the famous photo "Situation room". It shows Hillary covering her mouth, almost looking worried...which would make sense, since the picture was taken just about when the SEALS chopper crashed. However, that's not the case;

She later said that she was suffering from a spring allergy and was likely suppressing a cough

This old bag has had "Allergy" coughs for over 5 years.

 

[IV 445]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That was the most Orwellian thing I've ever seen. It reminded me of Harrison Bergeron.

 

[Beaniebon]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I literally laughed oh my god

 

[RG 448]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I love how they're just phoning it in. Nobody's even trying to hide it anymore. If nothing else this is the most entertaining election we've had in a while.

 

[Lorento]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm convinced that Gloria Tesch could have done a more convincing job with that line.

 

[Brandobaris]

They used to be more subtle. Ah well.

Looks like stabbing Bernie in the back was already being predicted as a bad move. Even amongst those in the DNC.

 

[Aquinas]

@Brandobaris, if i may have a bit of your time. Should he win, how do you feel trumps buisness ties within several countries as well as his ties to his own corporation would affect his presidency?

 

[Rou]

@Brandobaris is back!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Wanting the election to be over doesn't mean it is.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Wanting the election to be over doesn't mean it is.

Give it up TK, even Trump has given up.
I've changed the title of the thread to reflect how things are currently going.

 

[Null]

@Brandobaris, if i may have a bit of your time. Should he win, how do you feel trumps buisness ties within several countries as well as his ties to his own corporation would affect his presidency?

I don't know if you're asking that idiot specifically, but probably to a far much smaller degree than Hillary's massive fundraising efforts in the ME. A country starts goosestepping and it's possible to pull out when you have 500 other businesses to fall back on. Selling the state is Clinton's only mechanism.