Sam Hyde

Why are there so many young men in America reliant upon an internet comedian for "life advice"? What happened to this beautiful nation?
Urbanization, computers, lack of Christian values, women in the workplace, sexual deviancy being normalized, the “global pandemic” hoax, work/school from home.

Take your pick. I went to a millenial Reddit to see what young people even talk about and this is what came up https://www.reddit.com/r/millenials/s/MBuFQ9he7w
 
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"Mr Sam Hyde, do you forgive your mother?"
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"Ok ok, we got a letter from Channing saying you had anal sex with Marky - you gay? She says you gay."
 
Urbanization, computers, lack of Christian values, women in the workplace, sexual deviancy being normalized, the “global pandemic” hoax, work/school from home.
Why leave out the biggest factor which is the rise of single parent households? Young boys growing up without a father or with a spineless father are the biggest reason you have people asking daddy Sam Hyde a man who doesn't drink how they should stop drinking
 
Urbanization, computers, lack of Christian values, women in the workplace, sexual deviancy being normalized, the “global pandemic” hoax, work/school from home.

Take your pick. I went to a millenial Reddit to see what young people even talk about and this is what came up https://www.reddit.com/r/millenials/s/MBuFQ9he7w
The sexual deviants, lack of Christian values, liberals running amok wearing short pants is exactly the answer I expected of you retards
 
Why are there so many young men in America reliant upon an internet comedian for "life advice"? What happened to this beautiful nation?
sam has voiced this before but my dad was just out to fucking lunch for my childhood. i didnt have bad parents by any stretch but i struggle to think of a single important thing my dad taught me.
 
sam has voiced this before but my dad was just out to fucking lunch for my childhood. i didnt have bad parents by any stretch but i struggle to think of a single important thing my dad taught me.
This is a valid point but all these things are nothing new. When these hardline tradionalist retards want to harken back to the good old days like do you think people of the past didn't face these same problems we do? It's just the fucking godamn Internet that allows us all to whine to eachother instead of just our neighbors.
Divorce not being "normalized", ancient Roman divorce rates are near comparable with today's, it's almost like no matter how far you go back people have faced these same fucking issues.
This is not directed at you Swamp Monkey I'm just rambling
 
This is a valid point but all these things are nothing new. When these hardline tradionalist retards want to harken back to the good old days like do you think people of the past didn't face these same problems we do? It's just the fucking godamn Internet that allows us all to whine to eachother instead of just our neighbors.
Divorce not being "normalized", ancient Roman divorce rates are near comparable with today's, it's almost like no matter how far you go back people have faced these same fucking issues.
This is not directed at you Swamp Monkey I'm just rambling
well yeah and now theres finally a large avenue to hear basic advice. used to be kids would read bodybuilding magazines or interviews with famous men or whatever. manosphere shit is no different just viralized with marketing.

idk what youre trying to say ig.
 
well yeah and now theres finally a large avenue to hear basic advice. used to be kids would read bodybuilding magazines or interviews with famous men or whatever. manosphere shit is no different just viralized with marketing.

idk what youre trying to say ig.
I'm trying to imagine in my adolescence If a single fucking kid I knew ever was reading bodybuilding magazines on "hoe to be a man". That's something I never thought about, why would you? Being a man is what occurs naturally
 
I'm trying to imagine in my adolescence If a single fucking kid I knew ever was reading bodybuilding magazines on "hoe to be a man". That's something I never thought about, why would you? Being a man is what occurs naturally
i meant more generally a kid looking at arnold and thinking “i wanna be like him”
 
i meant more generally a kid looking at arnold and thinking “i wanna be like him”
That's fair but I think this speaks more to each person's personality. I definitely knew a few people like that, but I would watch alot of docs with someone like Louis Theroux and view that as something to emulate.
Actual roid monkeys and chest pounders have never appealed to me, I don't see how those sorts of people would look to Sam either. He's an art school theater nerd
 
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someone like Louis Theroux and view that as something to emulate.
thats exactly what imtrying to say. previously it was somewhat organic in that kids would choose a random guy they liked and would try to emulate them. nowadays people realized its an untapped market and started targeting kids that want advice for the ad revenue.

i would like to add that im a little too old to have gotten much from sams advice but i definitely get the appeal. its very basic but a lot of people need to hear the obvious answer from an outside source before they can run with it.
 
I'm also tired of hearing his bro-tier "lift weights dawg it fixes everything" spiel. No, no it doesn't.
Not to be a dick but yes it does. There is not much in this world that cant be fixed by just lifting weights, I've known this since before i even knew who samela hilda (the notorious trans shooter) kept getting away with it. A most weak man can become a functioning human if he just applys himself to A regiment and actually learns how to face things when they go awry.
Furthermore his advice of "dude just stop being a pussy and get over it" is a valid statement tho it doesn't mean its a particularly intellectual statement either, but the sentiment holds true and its my belief that anyone who disagrees with this is weak and should be lifting weights because they are so delusional as to think that there is something above themselves that could get them out of their predicament. Such is false and thinking in this way is doing a great disservice to oneself since no matter the conflict you will eventually come to the realization that you have to fix this problem all on your lonesome and if by then you have wasted countless efforts toiling away, one will most certainly feel utmost foolish at the sight of their solution.
 
Not to be a dick but yes it does. There is not much in this world that cant be fixed by just lifting weights, I've known this since before i even knew who samela hilda (the notorious trans shooter) kept getting away with it. A most weak man can become a functioning human if he just applys himself to A regiment and actually learns how to face things when they go awry.
Furthermore his advice of "dude just stop being a pussy and get over it" is a valid statement tho it doesn't mean its a particularly intellectual statement either, but the sentiment holds true and its my belief that anyone who disagrees with this is weak and should be lifting weights because they are so delusional as to think that there is something above themselves that could get them out of their predicament. Such is false and thinking in this way is doing a great disservice to oneself since no matter the conflict you will eventually come to the realization that you have to fix this problem all on your lonesome and if by then you have wasted countless efforts toiling away, one will most certainly feel utmost foolish at the sight of their solution.
You type like a roid monkey that's reading a thesaurus for the first time
 
Not to be a dick but yes it does. There is not much in this world that cant be fixed by just lifting weights, I've known this since before i even knew who samela hilda (the notorious trans shooter) kept getting away with it. A most weak man can become a functioning human if he just applys himself to A regiment and actually learns how to face things when they go awry.
Furthermore his advice of "dude just stop being a pussy and get over it" is a valid statement tho it doesn't mean its a particularly intellectual statement either, but the sentiment holds true and its my belief that anyone who disagrees with this is weak and should be lifting weights because they are so delusional as to think that there is something above themselves that could get them out of their predicament. Such is false and thinking in this way is doing a great disservice to oneself since no matter the conflict you will eventually come to the realization that you have to fix this problem all on your lonesome and if by then you have wasted countless efforts toiling away, one will most certainly feel utmost foolish at the sight of their solution.
i dont read posts like these i skip them because when you type like this you sound like a baboon been through some good times some bad times but i do it all for my daughter my life my world yeah i been in a cell yeah i eat creamed corn in jail but i rose up i lifted i lifted metal and conquered my lead poisoning yeah i got probation meeting in two days so all imma say is god is lort and lort is good i been watchign sam hyde since my dad spoke to me disrespectful tol me im illiterate im a retard ok he said that shit and i lifted weights now look at me im thre eyears clean from that stuff and im comin back ok i work at home depot i read i read all of sun tzu dude just lift weights and never ever write like anyone is reading bro
 
You type like a roid monkey that's reading a thesaurus for the first time
Thanks but roids are for faggots, thats one of the many things im conflicted upon with sam. I understand his point about roids being that men have such low testosterone levels these days that to even be normal you have to roid but supporting the pharmaceutical industry is immoral no matter how you put it.

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i agree i got too wordy with my post but you gotta learn how to write in a readable way mang, this is a crime against the very font used to form your sentence.
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Nevertheless my point De-thesaurufied is thus, I believe for most people lifting weights is the best advice they can get. Specifically if your the type of person who is aimlessly looking for advice online and ends up seeing sam hyde as your virtual father, the type of person who would do this is most definitely in a horrible time in their life even if they dont realize it. These types of people if they were to really take this advice to heart could gain a lot from lifting weights since even on A physical level it will put them in A somewhat good spot to then tackle their mental problems. I dont believe there is any other piece of advice that could help in so few words as "just lift weights bro"
 
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