Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Can we talk about this?

I love me sister - L O V E. We're best friends from eternity!
Either way, there's nothing can stop me from loving my sister, rain or otherwise. Imagine if some people thought they would?

Yeah, I responded to more oops.
 
Not just that. Mallory is fat, and the birth of little Rocco proves that no one in the polycule will have the seks with her.
Yeah, I mean, why does this bitch exist?

She's just a caretaker, a fatso and so on.

God, my actual sister, lmao, loved to take care of me? Do you even know?
 
Can we talk about this?

I love me sister - L O V E. We're best friends from eternity!
Either way, there's nothing can stop me from loving my sister, rain or otherwise. Imagine if some people thought they would?

Yeah, I responded to more oops.

Yeah, I mean, why does this bitch exist?

She's just a caretaker, a fatso and so on.

God, my actual sister, lmao, loved to take care of me? Do you even know?
Everything alright up there?
 
I am genuinely embarrassed, though you wont believe it, for everyone on this childrens site who thinks being here is a badass, revolutionary act. even the obviusly closeted but manly fag and that poor woman who thinks this is her tumblr
What an odd thing to be embarrassed about.
 
Once again Wodehouse celebrates having died before writing anything this bad:

After a quick shit in the street, Will Shine scurried back to Joe to boast of poking a tiger with a stick.​
"A short stick, sahib! Very short! Shorter than my--- my, uh--"​
But Joe's attention had turned back to his phone, where a flick of his thumb showed that the Kiwi Farms still existed.​
"Shampers. Time for shampers," said Joe with a musically inclined sigh. Glancing at Will Shine, he asked plaintively, "Do I shock you, Shiny? I am still shocking, aren't I?"​
 
Been reading up on this thread, and I could not help but notice:

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She look a LOT like Mary Kay Letourneau. That same smirk, like she's getting away with something, Weird.
 
Seriously if kf is back on Google im happy to "acquire" a copy of please miss so we can shit all over it and hopefully any search engine results. Let them enjoy the attention they order
I read a free copy; it was terrible and not even worth being free.
So, Joe gets to pass on both his first and last names, while the two women's names disappear. But not just that: he also gets to take the word "mother" from Lily, as they've conveniently decided that the baby will refer to Grace as his mother and Lily will be "Lala" instead.

Being a transwoman really is the best of both worlds. No wonder it's so popular among narcissists.
Taking the mother title and Mallory’s boobs. You couldn’t imagine a better villain.

Look at the movie The Hand the Rocks the cradle where the villain takes the mother role and nurses a child she didn’t birth. So evil, a whole horror movie was made about it.

The breast removal is akin to Hannibal Lector or flip side akin to a mysoginistic man who is like “Babe you should get a boob job, I’ll pay.” Either way, a man is encouraging a woman to “just go for it” and alter her body permanently. I hope there really never is a face tattoo but I could see it happening.

Mallory’s shaved head reminds me of Charles Manson’s girls. Oh hey Manson was a polyamorous guy too. Weird how narcissistic scary dudes love to multiply the girls for themselves while claiming to long for an end of societal oppression. Oppression begins in the home, asshole.

Perhaps the most disturbing part of all is the creation of Rocco as some sort of political tool. He’s like a laboratory created child born for the purpose of proving a point and affirming mental illness delusions. I hope he rises above all of it, writes a tell all, and may we all still be here to read it.

At least Joe isn’t doing the whole I’m a better woman than women thing now. He’s graduated to I don’t even have to look like a woman or try at all, I just have to say it and force everyone else to acknowledge it for my power trip.

He’s not a good man. Maybe he wanted to be at one point. I don’t believe in people being beyond hope, but if there ever was someone who was, he’s getting real close.
 
Maybe it's just an English literature thing, but 100 citations is awfully low for an Associate Professor at a 'prestigious' university, no?
Joe stakes his reputation on his tweets being cited anyway. I’d assume academics get second hand embarrassment from citing his academic works. He seems to have achieved embarrassing himself among “gender scholars” which is quite a feat.
The breast removal is akin to Hannibal Lector or flip side akin to a mysoginistic man who is like “Babe you should get a boob job, I’ll pay.” Either way, a man is encouraging a woman to “just go for it” and alter her body permanently. I hope there really never is a fa
The smarter ones just lead one down the path, never make it to obvious. Joe as “empowering” Mallory to hack off her healthy breasts. I wonder what goes on in her brain as Joe fawns over Lilly nursing his son. Certainly not jealousy, soul deep bewilderment or simmering rage.
Joe gives us an important update on new mother Lala Lily and her post-birth recovery

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I can guess the concept Joe is thinking of.
I don’t understand why he thinks this is notable or that he posted it. She’s actually not putting her leg behind her head? It’s not even close to being behind her head.

She simply has one leg up in the air like most normal humans can do. Did she have a c-section or something that makes this notable from a healing perspective?

Of course, it verges on the gross and lurid just like Joe likes. Joe wants to imply she’s ready for gymnastic sex two weeks post-birth because Joe is Joe. I can also imagine one leg in the air is a physical feat that the obese Dr Joseph cannot achieve so he’s duly impressed.

I doubt he knows pregnancy loosens all the tendons and ligaments in a woman’s body to allow the baby to grow and for childbirth. I could achieve levels of stretches during pregnancy, and for a few weeks after, that were not at all possible beforehand. It was actually pretty nifty to have some of the easy flexibility of a childhood return for a bit. I achieved side splits which I had not done since my early teens. Sadly the super power of extra flexibility fades within a month or two of childbirth.

Joe is so impressed by the mundane activities the average female body is capable of after pregnancy and birth. I hope Mal is in her room, looking in a mirror, and kissing her banana biceps. At least she escaped being Joe’s broodmare which is a small, but important, victory.
 
Lily gives off "I may be a mom but I'm still cool and HOT!!" desperation vibes
Joe makes it so much worse by insisting on posting shit like this. What probably started as a stupid goof during baby's naptime becomes repellent when Joe blasts it out on Twitter to boast about his ~hawt~ side piece.
 
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