Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He has emerged. And his first act is to...virtue signal.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Don't do this. It will oxidize and attact flavors from your fridge. Fat absorbs flavors which is why you want to keep it covered.

I was going to say that but did not want people to think I have a dirty fridge, because I do not. But yeah I've noticed it will happen with a water pitcher too. I have a glass one that I wish had a lid for that reason. I plastic wrap it like a cheapass bitch instead.

 

[AnOminous]

He has emerged. And his first act is to...virtue signal.
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I didn't even read the word after "Imagine" because all I thought about Cuckieta after seeing that word was IMAGINE CHOKING TO DEATH ON MY FUCKING COCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Am I unreasonable?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

(what ever happened to that interview series of his?)

He made it 2 whole episodes. What do you want? 2 is a series of 1 interview followed by 1 more. #Integrity

He has emerged. And his first act is to...virtue signal.
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'Member guyz when I stood for principles? 'Member when I was based and called out hypocrisy, guyz! Member when you sent me all those Super Chats, GUYZ!'

 

[Maude Snew]

Sheeeit, Nick's life was so tough growing up that he ate Spaghetti C's because his family was too poor to afford the other half of the O.

And of course they can't eat regular spaghetti because their straightness offends Nick.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Leaving butter out in a butter dish is the superior method if you use a lot of butter

 

[Father Balldo]

Imagine a sitcom written by, and starring: Nick, Dax and Vito.
What would it be called? "Two and a half men" is already taken

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Who knows why this, in particular, triggered his schizo wet brain, but at the start of the rant, he does mention his children leaving it in a disgusting state. From comments Nicki had made before, plus with recent revelations from that Steel Toe faggot, it's clear that they all live in a pigsty, and the Rekieta's have long ago given up on trying to discipline their children.

Just in the last few pages, we have clips of Aaron complaining about having to tell the kids to clean up when he's there. Nick often makes little side comments about all the junk around the house left by the kids. When Lady Rackets got that little dog, I recall Nicki often talking about the kids and Lady Rackets herself not wanting to clean up after the dog, let alone any of their other messes. The kids have no discipline nor a role model on how to behave. Dad is a sloppy, drunken faggot whose own streaming office is filled with junk. Mom is zoned out on pills and can't even cook, let alone clean. The few adults who try and step in and provide guidance on how to act, such as the bible school lady, are undermined and criticized by Nick because any discipline by others triggers his PTSD of Transformer figurines being taken away, and he's too lazy to discipline them himself and probably copes by thinking he's being a cool libertarian dad.

Chad Dad Nick Rekieta is both a non-practicing lawyer and a non-practicing father.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

You'd think as a business owner that his first thought would be to update his loyalist paying "fans" and apologize for the no show and that a make up stream is scheduled.

Idk what I'm talking about though.

 

[AnOminous]

Leaving butter out in a butter dish is the superior method if you use a lot of butter

The CHAD move is to get extremely pissed off about butter dishes. Only FAGS don't get incredibly angry about butter.

The CHAD move is to express extreme hatred toward your own children for no rational reason at all.

 

[Maude Snew]

Imagine a sitcom written by, and starring: Nick, Dax and Vito.
What would it be called? "Two and a half men" is already taken

The aristocrats.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Imagine a sitcom written by, and starring: Nick, Dax and Vito.
What would it be called? "Two and a half men" is already taken

“Too many cocks”

 

[AnOminous]

The aristocrats.

It needs more shitting, cooming, farding, shidding, and shittng, and shidding, and farding, and cooming. Nick is actually just too boring to be aristocratic material.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Nick thinks he's bougie but doesn't know about or have a Butter Bell.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Don't do this. It will oxidize and attact flavors from your fridge. Fat absorbs flavors which is why you want to keep it covered.

Is this my tripod? Is this how it felt?

No, I don't store it in the refrigerator as that would negate the reason for leaving the butter out. I keep it on the shelf, and in the early morning hours, the cats lick the surface of the butter, ensuring that my butter is soft and I have a fresh clean surface layer.

 

[AnOminous]

No, I don't store it in the refrigerator as that would negate the reason for leaving the butter out. I keep it on the shelf, and in the early morning hours, the cats lick the surface of the butter, ensuring that my butter is soft and I have a fresh clean surface layer.

I will not be judgmental. Sometimes the stick of butter I leave out for the morning toast has some obvious kitty licks.

I let that shit slide. Kitties can lick butter all they like.

 

[kurosawa]

How does he use butter? He doesn't cook. Unless he's eating toast snarkily I refuse to believe it.

I had to spoil this because I'm frankly questioning my life choices for using this turn of phrase.
Balldo Butter - you'll love the taste from our churn.

 

[Strix454]

Imagine a sitcom written by, and starring: Nick, Dax and Vito.
What would it be called? "Two and a half men" is already taken

Sex, lies and Juju the cow.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Margarine is vile and was forced on the population. It is repulsive shit and is full of trans-fats and if you like margarine, you are a tranny.

You will never be real butter. You have no cream, you have no cholesterol, you have no taste. You are soybean oil twisted by chemicals and excessive processing into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Breakfast eaters are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “consumers” laugh at your ghoulish taste behind closed fridge doors.
People are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed people to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even margarines that “pass” taste uncanny and unnatural to a person. Your consistency is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a single mother to spend food stamps on you, she’ll push you to the back of the fridge the second she gets a whiff of your plastic, sterile odor.
You will never be tasty. You wrench out a fake richness every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll reach your expiration date, contact bacteria, change color, go rancid, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your buyer will find you, annoyed but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll toss you in a landfill in the plastic tub marked with your birth ingredients, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know rotting vegetable oil is in there. Your ingredients will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a plastic tub that is unmistakably for margarine.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Imagine a sitcom written by, and starring: Nick, Dax and Vito.
What would it be called? "Two and a half men" is already taken

All I know is it would not be called "Family Matters".

 

[RotPockets]

Imagine a sitcom written by, and starring: Nick, Dax and Vito.
What would it be called? "Two and a half men" is already taken

2 Balds 1 Cuck.