Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[eatler]

I think my LDL went up 30 points just watching that video

I don’t ever want to know how that mix of flesh and lactose diarrhea exited or stank up the is currently tapped off as a biohazard know formerly as “the bathroom”.

 

[Puggers]

Big boy is live and still gushing about his last attempt at carnivore pizza.

https://www.youtube.com/live/yoIkSthrAZs?si=sx7n1KdoxgkqArp3

 

[AltisticRight]

A Must-try!

Um, how about no?
This pizza didn't just give me lactose intolerance, it gave me pizza intolerance.

Burn in Hell Jack.

 

[Enig]

Am I the only one that noticed his voice weaken hard after eating some of his pizza because he didn't even fully go back to "normal" by the time the video ended, just a lift in pitch and an audible drop in bass/volume that he tries to recover from while talking.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Am I the only one that noticed his voice weaken hard after eating some of his pizza because he didn't even fully go back to "normal" by the time the video ended, just a lift in pitch and an audible drop in bass/volume that he tries to recover from while talking.

He has had difficulty swallowing since the last stroke. This happens every time he tries to swallow something but like 90% of the time there is a camera cut immediately after he takes a bite so he can wait until gravity and the Lord swallow for him. The really impressive thing is that despite being unable to swallow like a normal human being he has managed to not lose any weight.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It reminds me an awful lot of a quiche or a frittata. I think that might be why this recipe could hypothetically work even if it's not the creator's intent, since frittatas with some sausage and cheese could really slap; could use some onions or a vegetable in general to add a wider flavor profile and would need more eggs, but yeah.

I thought the same thing. Then I remembered that I had had a "pizza quiche" at some point in time which was actually pretty good.

The really impressive thing is that despite being unable to swallow like a normal human being he has managed to not lose any weight.

That's because he still drinks bacon grease as a beverage.

 

[Flonominal88]

He has had difficulty swallowing since the last stroke. This happens every time he tries to swallow something but like 90% of the time there is a camera cut immediately after he takes a bite so he can wait until gravity and the Lord swallow for him. The really impressive thing is that despite being unable to swallow like a normal human being he has managed to not lose any weight.

Imagine having to listen to that every time you go to a restaurant with him

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I don’t ever want to know how that mix of flesh and lactose diarrhea exited or stank up the is currently tapped off as a biohazard know formerly as “the bathroom”.

Pure meat + cheese + egg shits, gnarly.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I don’t ever want to know how that mix of flesh and lactose diarrhea exited or stank up the is currently tapped off as a biohazard know formerly as “the bathroom”.

My guess he's so constipated from all the shreddy cheese that it's once a week and comes out like a fired cannonball. If I was TamHam I'd make the effort to drive him to a gas station and make Jr clean up the horror.

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

Pure meat + cheese + egg shits, gnarly.

My guess he's so constipated from all the shreddy cheese that it's once a week and comes out like a fired cannonball. If I was TamHam I'd make the effort to drive him to a gas station and make Jr clean up the horror.

Id honestly say the fat/grease, the entire kilograms of sodium in his diet, the sugary drinks keep him from having a solid BM.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Him joking about the mortgage and his dead arm are so out of character. My theory is that it's not self-depreciation, it's passive-aggressive bitching at Tammy.

I think you're on to something. My initial thought was perhaps he snuck a beer or two off camera during the meal.

I've actually been rather hyped to rip and tear this one apart, so let's go on and do so until it is done...

Good lord man, consider using some spoiler tags when your post is more than a few paragraphs.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

once a week and comes out like a fired cannonball

do you think when he fires it out, it's like one of those airbag under the seat videos

 

[Andoxico]

Holy shit he shaved his goatee and he looks fucking awful

 

[Narwhal]

The way he wears his glasses on his nostrils rather than on the bridge of his nose triggers me so much

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Holy shit he shaved his goatee and he looks fucking awful
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He has the nose of Jake Alley.

 

[p1138]

The way he wears his glasses on his nostrils rather than on the bridge of his nose triggers me so much

You're not alone. He could get glasses that fit. He can't possibly be using the excuse of only needing them for reading so he keeps them low, because a: he doesn't fucking read anyway b: he's blind as a bat WITH the glasses no matter wtf he's looking at(missed a sign in a parking lot for a restaurant in one review and claimed the place had no signage). And since he's all of 5' 4" or whatever he would constantly have to be looking up at things, not down, especially on his stupid scooty puff. You see it in his regular cooking with fat videos as well, the top rim of his glasses is damn near covering his eyes.

 

[Bassomatic]

That carnivore pizza just made me sad, not for Jack but for Pizza.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Holy shit he shaved his goatee and he looks fucking awful
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Goddamn did his goatee do a lot of heavy lifting. That second chin looks like a tumor.

 

[ddlloo]

That carnivore pizza just made me sad, not for Jack but for Pizza.

Think of it as a frittata and not a pizza, you'll feel better that way.

 

[Caligura]

What faction would Jack join in Fallout: New Vegas.