Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Went to check flashcast cause got nothing going on and just now there's like 4-5 people on stream saying they either quit drinking completely or quit drinking on stream (anna tswg in particular)

I wonder why

2 Balds 1 Cuck.

subtitle: all of them diddlers

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

How does he use butter? He doesn't cook. Unless he's eating toast snarkily I refuse to believe it.

He forgot to buy lube for the balldo so he had
to improvise.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He forgot to buy lube for the balldo so he had
to improvise.

He really should have gone for the unsalted...

 

[Thorndyke Special]

Since we're in a lull I'll ask a question I've been wanting to ask for a year. What is "unbreaded" exactly? I never watched Rackets back in the day, but I saw him and that guy who got fired from the blaze doing the unbreaded segment a few weeks ago and it just seemed like two people with tourettes. Will someone please explain the concept to me?!

 

[feral cat #6385]

Since we're in a lull I'll ask a question I've been wanting to ask for a year. What is "unbreaded" exactly? I never watched Rackets back in the day, but I saw him and that guy who got fired from the blaze doing the unbreaded segment a few weeks ago and it just seemed like two people with tourettes. Will someone please explain the concept to me?!

A manifesto a crazy nigger wrote. It's called unbreaded when they read from it because there was a skitzo episode where the guy just kept saying" touch down on paper? unbreaded".

 

[Captain Manning]

Imagine a sitcom written by, and starring: Nick, Dax and Vito.
What would it be called? "Two and a half men" is already taken

Everybody in this Story Should Die

Produced and Directed by the ghost of Norm MacDonald.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Since we're in a lull I'll ask a question I've been wanting to ask for a year. What is "unbreaded" exactly? I never watched Rackets back in the day, but I saw him and that guy who got fired from the blaze doing the unbreaded segment a few weeks ago and it just seemed like two people with tourettes. Will someone please explain the concept to me?!

And to add on to what @feral cat #6385 said: It stopped being funny after the first or second time. Most started tuning out when he went to the "unbreaded segment" because the relevance ended ages ago.

 

[Sharpeteer]

And to add on to what @feral cat #6385 said: It stopped being funny after the first or second time. Most started tuning out when he went to the "unbreaded segment" because the relevance ended ages ago.

The only part of un-breaded I ever thought was funny, or at least interesting, was the initial explanation of who the guy was.

It's actually an interesting story to me, and I thought it fitting to read some segments of this guy's writings after giving us the origin story, so to speak.

But then he just kept doing it, and I remember thinking, "oh, so this is a regular thing now."

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The only part of un-breaded I ever thought was funny, or at least interesting, was the initial explanation of who the guy was.

It's actually an interesting story to me, and I thought it fitting to read some segments of this guy's writings after giving us the origin story, so to speak,

But then he just kept doing it, and I remember thinking, "oh, so this is a regular thing now."

It was the perfect storm between Nick's obsession with black people and Nick's belief that any good joke should be ran into the ground and then some.

 

[Captain Manning]

And to add on to what @feral cat #6385 said: It stopped being funny after the first or second time. Most started tuning out when he went to the "unbreaded segment" because the relevance ended ages ago.

I thought it was weird how he suddenly went back to it somewhat recently after such a long ass break. It's almost like he was thinking "well, I had an audience and was making good money the last time I read this crap."

I don't think Nick has any idea why he was once a successful streamer.

 

[Retink Retunk]

A manifesto a crazy nigger wrote. It's called unbreaded when they read from it because there was a skitzo episode where the guy just kept saying" touch down on paper? unbreaded".

The crazy part is I remember the news story of this retard nailing his manifesto to the college campus at which he was employed, and it was probably the most damning thing against DEI, but nothing really came of it besides him being arrested, Balldo making a bit out of it, and Null agreeing he wants to fuck the anime woman Android 18.

Now I don't know who is worse when teaching your kids, Unbreaded or Balldo, two sides of the same schizo coin.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

and Null agreeing he wants to fuck the anime woman Android 18.

hol' up.

 

[AltisticRight]

Send butter dish files please!
The butter dish thing was such a weird rant, are your littles eating butter? Unattended anything with children ends up a damn mess lol.

Here:
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:537743
I modified this one to the size of the butter blocks I buy from the supermarket, and used thin fishing wire instead of dental floss.
The slicers on Amazon for $9 are good enough. I do store butter in the fridge, which is why I need a container for it.

Nick has dropped another 1k, down to 452k subs in yt.

He's reaching 450k subs soon! Time for a DRINK.

I'll never forget the time I woke up early and went down to the kitchen much earlier than usual, there was a big brown blob on the stove licking away at a cast iron pan I had cooked steak in the night before. The cat gave me a look that said, "Too late, I've already won." and kept on licking.

Your Lodge pan's seasoning is already over, incel prude, enjoy steaks sticking to your pan covered with cat DNA.

He has emerged. And his first act is to...virtue signal.
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>heorism
English literature major.

 

[Nate Higgers]

and Null agreeing he wants to fuck the anime woman Android 18

Excuse me what? After listening to MATI for so many months I was under the assumption that Dear Feeder is violently opposed to anime-coomer-lust

And also maybe he’s equally violently asexual

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Textbook you say?

 

[There She Glows]

Is it trashy if you just put your butter in a ziploc bag? Is there a good reason not to do this? I don't understand the need for a special container although the @AltisticRight solution is an autistic kind of genius.

 

[Pagan Min]

I thought it was weird how he suddenly went back to it somewhat recently after such a long ass break. It's almost like he was thinking "well, I had an audience and was making good money the last time I read this crap."

I don't think Nick has any idea why he was once a successful streamer.

He decided to make himself the content. Of course he was (and still is) clueless about why he once was successful.

Unless you were being completely sarcastic with that last bit, in which case I guess I'm just an autistic Scandinavian (in spirit) incel prude...

 

[LiquidKid]

The only part of un-breaded I ever thought was funny, or at least interesting, was the initial explanation of who the guy was.

It's actually an interesting story to me, and I thought it fitting to read some segments of this guy's writings after giving us the origin story, so to speak.

But then he just kept doing it, and I remember thinking, "oh, so this is a regular thing now."

I thought the schizo dude’s obsession with porn star Mia Malkova was so unhinged that I had to google who she was, only to find out it was some tiny white girl, which made it less funny because that just made him a standard black coomer. I was really hoping she wasn’t something generic

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Is it trashy if you just put your butter in a ziploc bag? Is there a good reason not to do this? I don't understand the need for a special container although the @AltisticRight solution is an autistic kind of genius.

A lil trashy...
They have butter trays.
But legitimately you can just leave butter out in room temperature and it won't spoil.
Ziploc beats nothing I suppose, but a tray is kind of reusable.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Is it trashy if you just put your butter in a ziploc bag? Is there a good reason not to do this? I don't understand the need for a special container although the @AltisticRight solution is an autistic kind of genius.

What the hell is wrong with you people there’s a butter tray in the god damn fridge you lift up and toss your grass fed Irish butter into.