Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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patrick_fatrick said:
didn't see this posted before but apparently the bossfam is moving to a bigger house thanks to the fat monthly checks bossdad is getting from the gas drilling on their vacation property.

it seems like the new place will be remote, hence the fact he says not having a car is not an option. or could it be he'll finally be moving to his own place?

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will Austin's new room come with fresh, holeless walls for our boy to punch out?
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"I'm moving out by summer"

I think he's leaving guys. Are we entering the van life arc?
 
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patrick_fatrick said:
Boss gets up to 4 x 1K emails per day. these are real emails. all raw. no junk.
Why, what's up? you rats inbox watching now?
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He gets 1k emails and if he deletes that 1k he gets ANOTHER 1k emails and if he deletes that 1k he gets ANOTHER 1k emails and if he deletes that 1k he gets ANOTHER 1k emails and if he deletes that 1k he gets ANOTHER 1k emails
 
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BMJ wilding in his discord, admitting he holds a crack rock:
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Austin wants to proof he has self control, time for a quick coin flip sesh. Just one coinflip. He's not going to lose 1.2k USD in 2 mins. Frfr no cap ong.


 
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Anyone notice bc already altered the deal? He used to get his 4 refills whenever he wanted for the day, now they make him wait so its spread throughout the day.
They got tired of him losing 4k in 2 hours
 
I know this isn't directly related to Bossman, but just today Jack Doherty got banned and somewhat recently N3ON also got banned. I wonder if Kick is trying to rebrand and Bossman's ban was a result of that. Then again our rigga Eddie spoke on Austin and seemed to imply that Kick chose to ban him and he is open to having him back.

So do you think Austin will get yet another Chance from Stake/Kick ?
 
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BMJ's new jews (pronounced :juice:) mating call:

all i do is lose in front of all you guys, and not a singel one of you guys even TRY or even OFFER to help
all i do is lose in front of all you guys, and not a singel one of you guys even TRY or even OFFER to help
all i do is lose in front of all you guys, and not a singel one of you guys even TRY or even OFFER to help

Which is funny because he feels so alone :(
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But then he also did this to his discord
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Someone on reddit made a bossmanjack simulator in Microsoft Excel of all things
Hi again!

Some weeks ago I made post about visualising the Bossman Jack degeneracy on line charts (feel free to check, if you haven't seen it). Unfortunatelly, due to the circumstances the Austin has taken himself into (I mean getting a ban on Kick, and almost certainly pernament ban after lifting this one) and the fact that Bossman Crack hasn't updated since around 2 weeks, I highly doubt there will be ever part two. But worry not, I came up with another project idea.

Since Austin got his account banned for one month, I sincerely miss watching his outbursts of rage, sadness and joy. Ladies and gentelment, I wanted you to present my new project (right now only a demonstration version), I call it "BOSSMAN JACK SIMULATOR 2023".

It is an programme written in VBA (Visual Basic for Application) [quite forgotten language embedded in Microsoft Excel and some other office software], and as a name implies it's goal is to imitate an daily struggle of Austin. I plan to code some of the gambling games our hero encounters on daily bassis and depending on the result of the game, reaction from Austin will be shown. At the moment, I coded only one game (I call it YesNo), it's rules are shown basically one to one here. Right now there are four types of reactions, Austin can show - rage, win, loss and beg. The reactions define what clip will be played in the programme. There might be some issue with synhronization of images and sound (VBA has some limitations in that regard).

The good news, is that you need only Microsoft Windows OS together with MS Excel (and enabled macros) and the programme SHOULD work fine. If you want to try the programme check the repo -> click. If you wanted to help with development by providing more clips or coding - please PM. Also if you have any ideas what could be implemented - let me know in the comments. Now let's enjoy the demonstration version:

Bossman Jack Simulator 2023 Excel Gameplay

TL:DR I created a troll mini-game in Excel when you play as Bossman and lose all of your money. It requires Windows OS, Microsoft Excel with enabled macros. I like the idea of project, and maybe will add some future games. You can find repo here: click.
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Local video archive that I had to record with OBS because the reddit video downloaders are scuffed.
 

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