Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mr Processor]

21Apr#05

It beggars belief that Biden hasn't headhunted Bobby to be Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Can someone who never does anything but talk be an unbelievably evil scumbag? Find out on the next MovieBob.

21Apr#36
Gaming has always been political. See? Conservatives have always clamored about banning games!

The Night Trap stuff was ridiculous because if it had been a made for TV movie rather than a game, nobody would even have noticed it. Bob believes in all the same Killology stuff Hillary and Lieberman believed in, as mentioned in a lot of places when he talks about First Person Shooters.

21Apr#37
In the latest Safe Horny discourse, nutters claim Aphrodite in Hades 2 is androgynous, thus okay to fap to.

I wonder why they decided to tank the Hades series for DEI bucks. It's probably going to end up exactly where Dishonored is now thanks to that.

21Apr#38
Creep alert: Code Red.

I hate you Bob. I genuinely hate you. I suppose that is better than indifference though. It's funny you get the reaction more from me in posts where you are honestly not trying to make people hate you. Be proud.

 

[TowinKarz]

It beggars belief that Biden hasn't headhunted Bobby to be Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

I'd laugh more at his strategy-game-level "Tactics" - (Dude, just send an Assassin, 1D10 chance and it hits on 8 or higher!) if it weren't for the fact I already had to endure dozens of such suggestions from "experts" when the Ukraine thing kicked off, saying we should just bomb the lines of Russian trucks and AFVs forming up before they can attack.

When pointed out that firing on someone who hasn't fired on you is a provocation/declaration of war/war crime, they'd just smugly say "It's called plausible deniability"

Yeah, about that, where's the "plausible" in NATO munitions dropped from NATO aircraft hitting those convoys? Someone's gonna see and record it, you can't even have a fight on the subway in private these days, you think somehow nobodys' gonna get footage of being strafed?

I know Bob hasn't said that, but, he's the EXACT kind of midwit who would.

21Apr#27

- Where Eagles Dare did "bathe in Nazi blood with a smile" better
- WWII as a theme is getting extremely played out at this point, as it's the only "war" genre that doesn't immediately demand the film bash the "wrong half" of America.
- Even so, thanks to soaking in CURRENT YEAR politics, I can't help but think everyone who does make a "kill Nazis" movie is doing it to satiate their raging hateboner at everyone to the right of Mao.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

What would Bob say about AI now?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C58bXLlOSny/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1m_xfZWsSGIetSPUGmze8m-tgenA9d_HKX9N_plCWuCFZQDzDdOEDlGGc_aem_AZ8H2MQK3-C9m3KhTTNrZJW-UPftGrUDOKK3nIxYEGMlmlx4EMjEQInuNYnhjtzWfoGGFc0InHRIME_QfymuuoZF

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

21Apr#38
Creep alert: Code Red.

Bob has the sexual prowess and understanding of a dumpy middle schooler.

 

[Dr J]

Bob cleverly hides his racism by saying the Japs are the real racists. He's probably already getting ready to do the same thing with Koreans in case their media starts getting more prominent. (I doubt Africans would escape his wrath if they started creating massively popular world media either.) Of course, the real reason he's mad is, "You aren't allowed to have alternatives to Disney slop" so probably he's a Disney-ist and not a racist.

He's certainly changed his tune from the old days of his Metroid video, where he accused everyone else of being racist and 'Japanophobic' for the (strawman) argument (that no one was making) that Nintendo changed Samus to be more traditionally feminine and subservient to a man to appeal to the Japanese audience and their apparent (according to Blob) preference for more traditional gender roles

The two ways of interpreting what Bob is saying are that anime is racist 'n sheeeeeeeeeeeit because of the American weebs consooming it, or that if people who mattered consoomed anime then Japan would be more inclined to make it not racist 'n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Both are pants on head stupid and wrong.

I interpreted it a third way: the kind of anime enjoyed by American weebs is typically racist n'sheeeeit whereas the type of anime consoomed by Superior Beings such as our fat fuhrer is always progressive and forward thinking (whatever that means for Japan)

 

[blablabla]

these videos are not good

bob is not a smart or insightful person. he is only good to recit imdb trivia. why he thinks someone as stupid as him can offer media analysis is proof enough that nobody in his family cared about him to prevent his brain to get fucking friend on tv, fast food and porn

 

[Mr Processor]

I know Bob hasn't said that, but, he's the EXACT kind of midwit who would.

I feel like that is what he means here.

Oh, bonus Tweet:

What would Bob say about AI now?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C58bXLlOSny/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1m_xfZWsSGIetSPUGmze8m-tgenA9d_HKX9N_plCWuCFZQDzDdOEDlGGc_aem_AZ8H2MQK3-C9m3KhTTNrZJW-UPftGrUDOKK3nIxYEGMlmlx4EMjEQInuNYnhjtzWfoGGFc0InHRIME_QfymuuoZF

Found it on Youtube:

 

[blablabla]

Yes Robert, send active usa army troops to fight against Rusia. Nothing Bad could happen eh You worthless retarded white trash piece of shit hick

 

[Dr J]

Hey, for once I'm in agreement with Blob. We should send our worthless refuge to Ukraine...starting with Blob and his ilk. They'd stack fucks like Blob ten feet high in Ukraine, use him for sandbags

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Hey, for once I'm in agreement with Blob. We should send our worthless refuge to Ukraine...starting with Blob and his ilk. They'd stack fucks like Blob ten feet high in Ukraine, use him for sandbags

They should send Boogie and Pat Tomlinson as well. Three sandbags for free.

 

[Dr J]

They should send Boogie and Pat Tomlinson as well. Three sandbags for free.

Send in Jim Sterling, too. Blob and Jim can have a little Escapist reunion

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They'd stack fucks like Blob ten feet high in Ukraine, use him for sandbags

Nice reference.

21Apr#14
America's gun culture prevented the country from turning into weird otakus.

Robert proving that he has never travelled outside of attending conventions.

- Where Eagles Dare did "bathe in Nazi blood with a smile" better
- WWII as a theme is getting extremely played out at this point, as it's the only "war" genre that doesn't immediately demand the film bash the "wrong half" of America.
- Even so, thanks to soaking in CURRENT YEAR politics, I can't help but think everyone who does make a "kill Nazis" movie is doing it to satiate their raging hateboner at everyone to the right of Mao.

I've heard World War 2 described as "the last good war" for all the reasons you describe. Hilariously, based on those movies, you'd think we only fought the Germans. The Italians and the Japanese don't even enter the picture.

I don't think it's sad, I think it is deserved.

Never forget, this is Robert: a bitter, lonely man who's drinking himself into an early grave. If we're still around in five years (and if our wonderful archivists haven't gone insane), we'll be hearing about him going to the hospital for multiple beetus-related problems. And with some luck, his doctors may be DIE hires. Canadian healthcare performed by foreign refugees at American prices- truly, one of the experiences of all time.

 

[Mr Processor]

Never forget, this is Robert: a bitter, lonely man who's drinking himself into an early grave. If we're still around in five years (and if our wonderful archivists haven't gone insane), we'll be hearing about him going to the hospital for multiple beetus-related problems. And with some luck, his doctors may be DIE hires. Canadian healthcare performed by foreign refugees at American prices- truly, one of the experiences of all time.

What if he switches it up on us and has a heart attack or stroke due to his blood being replaced with McDonald's brand gravy (tm).

 

[Dr J]

What if he switches it up on us and has a heart attack or stroke due to his blood being replaced with McDonald's brand gravy (tm).

How many covid vaccines did he take? I'd say that's more likely than not

 

[Flexo]

There's a clip I cannot find of a weeb youtuber named Gigguk interviewing some anime director in the studio. Gigguk says something about the tastes or something of the overseas viewers to which the director fires back something to the effect of "we don't care about non Japanese views. We make our stuff for ourselves".

Was it gigguk by himself or was he with the other two boys in the interview? Because then I can tell you which channel it's on.

I may have to reevaluate, because after seeing The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare I have to say only an absolute faggot could review it the way he did. I think he just hates Cavill, to be honest, and can't bring himself to say too much about something he's in that's actually good.

So mind telling a bot what's your thoughts on the movie?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Was it gigguk by himself or was he with the other two boys in the interview? Because then I can tell you which channel it's on.

I wanna say it was gigguk by himself and he was actually in Japan in the anime studio talking to the head or the director. I realize now that my wording was kinda confusing.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

21Apr#11

Just say these two words Matt: Affirmative Action.

Public higher ed was defunded?

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Ugly girls say the darnest things.

Excuse me if I ask this, but why are so many ugly women/people so violent?

I’m no Adonis myself but I don’t get the urge to kill people who have nothing done anything to me.

It’s just stupid.

 

[Koby_Fish]

bob is not a smart or insightful person. he is only good to recit imdb trivia. why he thinks someone as stupid as him can offer media analysis is proof enough that nobody in his family cared about him to prevent his brain to get fucking friend on tv, fast food and porn

i remember ages ago, long before I even found the farms, or even really knew who/what Moviebob was, I stumbled across Bob's "Really that Good: Transformers The Movie" and unsurprisingly it felt empty listening to bob babble on about nothing. As a harcore Transformers sperg myself, nothing about that review really said all that much about the movie itself - certainly it was almost completely devoid of intelligent anaylsis or insight. His analysis was bare-bones at best and non-entertaining, with the barest of blue-curtainisms. If Bob wasn't such a geewunner, he would have praised the Bayformer films for all the explosions.

Robert proving that he has never travelled outside of attending conventions.

that and hunching over his phone at his sister's Destination: Mexico wedding.

Excuse me if I ask this, but why are so many ugly women/people so violent?

I’m no Adonis myself but I don’t get the urge to kill people who have nothing done anything to me.

It’s just stupid.

fetal alcohol syndrome tends to do that.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I don't think it's sad, I think it is deserved.

Always the way. Bob can never be wrong.

I wonder what the context of this is. Is he speaking about a specific group, like the Escapist people who made Second Wind and didn't bring him along? Is this about Lindsay and her people dogpiling him after she got fed up with his bullshit? Is this about some video store he used to work with who sang "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" when he got fired? Or is this about the popular kids at school he assumed were his friends who told him to fuck off?

So many possibilities. And because he doesn't actually know what friends are, he could easily be referring to some incident we wouldn't think of.