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I think the stress of answering the door and socialising with the outside world would be too much for Chris to take. Also he wouldn't dare waste prescious monies on stupid things such as sweets for people who arent' himself. If Barb buys any, I imagine Chris just eats it over the following days.
 
The Master said:
It's funny that you'd think children would go anywhere near that place.
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market it as a haunted house where hopes and dreams and an innocent dog were brutally murdered and they'll descend on the place in droves.
 
If the little kids ever get close to the Chandler household. They will probably get sick by the sheer amount of pestilence on their candy or immediately run away by the presence of Chris.

Although, can they even afford candy?
 
Frozen Fishsticks said:
I bet Bob & Barb were the type of parents who thought Halloween was a pagan holiday and shouldn't be celebrated because it's ungodly. Would keep in step that the Chandler household has always been joyless.
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When I first came across Chris Chan, I figured they leaned left all the way. What with their non-Conservative Church, the welfare, Chris being effeminate and later a tranny. I guess for left leaning people they can paint the Chandlers as conservatives.

In reality though, it seems there is no pattern. I doubt Barb was ever religious and Bob did things more out of ritual. I think they're politically and religiously moderate and a lot of Chris' hardline stances and beliefs came from sources that weren't his parents.
 
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HumanBeanbag said:
Welp, Nintendo just revealed their new console for March 2017.

How likely is it Chris asks for one as a late birthday present and ends up buying it himself?
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He'd probably buy it for the sake of having it, too. He's apparently just been using the PS4 as an overpriced Netflix viewer, even though the PS3 can do that as well. He even still has the PS3 plugged in.

Companies are sure making a lot of toys Chris likes. Other posts have mentioned Skylanders, the Sonic Lego game, and Pokemon games. His tugboat's gonna take on a lot of water once he decides he needs those games.

I don't know what kind of evil voodoo the Chandlers are doing to still keep their heads above water financially. Chris gets $1,300 per month and Barb has her own tugboat, but they also have a mortgage, two payment plans from bank lawsuits, Chris's own debt from credit cards and the payday loan, plus typical expenses like food, electricity, etc, which the Chandlers pay at a much higher cost than most people. And Chris can somehow still have money to spend on expensive action figures - he spent $160 on Ebay a few weeks ago. It's odd that their tugboats haven't capsized yet.
 
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nah, i think it's a 100% chance he'll beg for one and have a tard fit when no one buys him one
ends up making a video thanking "pussy galore" or someone like that for the console while angrily berating his true and honest fans for not donating
 
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HumanBeanbag said:
Welp, Nintendo just revealed their new console for March 2017.

How likely is it Chris asks for one as a late birthday present and ends up buying it himself?
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Well, do you blame him?! Now he's going to be the only lesbian without an NX The reason he'll want this console, he needs it to validate his female soul, so he can carry around with him at LGBT outings and complain why marginal to beautiful women won't approach him. It's going to be all the rage amongst the lesbian community this holiday season; Chris has to have it, or he will die a very theatrical death. I hope they make them in white or Chris is going to have to find another way to be disappointed when he does not get a white one from Fingerhut.
 
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