DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DSPolitics is going to be such a mess. I caught a bit of him dipping his toe in the water with it yesterday with the news of Tiktok legislation. Skipping past that he thinks this bill that's only passed the house is already a law, good luck deciphering his opinion on it. Each statement contradicts a previous one, all I got out of it is: It's either good or bad that the government is doing this. Facebook is for retards, Tiktok is for retards, he was the only one at the helicopter company who was smart enough to not use Facebook, A US company will buy Tiktok because it's the most popular thing in the world and also a US company won't buy it because they're afraid of the US government's interest in the company. The end.

I clipped it but it's way too long and boring to archive. I don't need that burden on my conscience for subjecting anyone to that.
 
All this Leanna debating, and while she was annoying and has a voice that makes me want to kill myslef, let's not forget she was a literal 18 year old when she came into Phil's content. Even if Phil wasn't a PDFile it is extremely creepy he was driving down to her and she was taking a train up to him when he was 30.

Not saying Phil is a PDFile, but that is Boomer creep behavior.
 
All this Leanna debating, and while she was annoying and has a voice that makes me want to kill myslef, let's not forget she was a literal 18 year old when she came into Phil's content. Even if Phil wasn't a PDFile it is extremely creepy he was driving down to her and she was taking a train up to him when he was 30.

Not saying Phil is a PDFile, but that is Boomer creep behavior.
Unlike Phil, Leeana seems to have matured and moved on. She seems to be living her best life now away from Phil and the Internet. I wish her well. She would be wise not to dip her toes back into the Goutverse. It is far too toxic for normal people.
 
Also, let's not forget her starting a fight with his fans, once things got too hot, she ran back to Phil and he said "Okay, y'all wanna disrespect Leanna? Well, guess what??? Sub only mode." Was she a dick to his fans? Yes. That said, there is a quote I live by: "Change is a part of life, progress is optional."

LMAO! Leanna pissing off Phil’s dent head fans and getting some banned is if anything, just extra credit to her.

Just saying.

Like in what world is this a BAD thing?!


Anyways… I really don’t see him continuing SF for long, it’s just because other games haven’t performed and hurt his wallet, that he ever went back.

And shut… Between the clappings he receives on a regular basis and the trolling, it’s just not good for his mental health.

Deep down inside Phil knows he’s not that good, and is a sad fuck married with a fat horse.

And every time he gets perfected, or every time someone takes the name “Kat the Manatee”, he’s reminded of that.

That if anything is causing his recent hysterics.
 
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DSPolitics is going to be such a mess. I caught a bit of him dipping his toe in the water with it yesterday with the news of Tiktok legislation. Skipping past that he thinks this bill that's only passed the house is already a law, good luck deciphering his opinion on it. Each statement contradicts a previous one, all I got out of it is: It's either good or bad that the government is doing this. Facebook is for retards, Tiktok is for retards, he was the only one at the helicopter company who was smart enough to not use Facebook, A US company will buy Tiktok because it's the most popular thing in the world and also a US company won't buy it because they're afraid of the US government's interest in the company. The end.

I clipped it but it's way too long and boring to archive. I don't need that burden on my conscience for subjecting anyone to that.
I've said it before, but DSPolitics will never work cause Phil is terrified to take a stand on anything. He will read a Twitter headline, waffle back and forth and fence sit for 10-15 minutes saying nothing of substance, change topics, make stupid comparisons and analogies, then say "I don't actually know anything about it though, that's just my opinion" and call it a day.
 
One thing I could never figure out is why Reanna has not spilled a single drop of her secrets. Blah blah blah wants to get on with her life. Gimme a break. Women everywhere with a much higher rent then her dish out the goods at the first opportunity. You're telling me Reanna is one of those rare unicorns of a woman who doesn't like a bit of gossip?
Oh, she probably shit talked Phil quite a bit after the break up and shared a lot of stories. But like...with friends and stuff. Why would she randomly share that information with a bunch of people online who primarily spent years shitposting about her or, at best, maybe pitied her and said she was slightly above average in terms of look and maybe fuckable. If she was extremely vindictive and wanted to see Phil humiliated, all she needs to do is read the main thread. If she was going to go spurned ex anywhere, it wouldn't be on Kiwifarms, where Phil is already hated. And if she was doing it because she wanted sympathy, then she definitely wouldn't come here of all places.

IMO, one of the big things is, it's hard for Leanna to talk about Phil without also making herself look bad. He's for sure a source of shame in her life. Even if she focuses entirely on all the dumb things that he's done, it still makes her look bad because there's very much a "why did you stay with this guy if he's doing XYZ" association. With an IRL friend, they (hopefully) look past that to comfort and support you or whatever, but that's definitely not something you should expect from rando's online. Let's not pretend any of us want Leanna to spill the beans because we care about what she went through or want to support her or whatever, we just want her to do it because we want to hear more drama about Phil. Not talking about Phil is, for us, the worst outcome, but for her, it was the smart choice, and there's nothing really mysterious about it.

Even if people were offering money, which I don't doubt has happened, a few hundred bucks to be "that girl who was dating the guy" isn't worth it. And at the end of the day, I'm not sure she'd really have any bombshells to drop. Don't get me wrong, she could provide lots of examples of Phil being inept, but I'm sure it'd be a lot of things like "I had to do the laundry because he didn't know how" "his sauce tasted like shit" "he never cleaned around the house" "he always wears pajama pants" "he spent a lot of time playing games on his phone" etc. Things that are either obvious just by looking at Phil, or Phil himself has inadvertently spilled. Probably the juicest thing we'd get from Leanna is a more detailed breakdown of Phil's wasteful spending at the time, but even that I don't think would be too surprising because between bank leaks and Phil rambling during his prestream, we have a pretty good idea of how he got so deep into debt.

IMO, even something like "we almost never fucked and he was afraid to touch me" isn't that funny because, while it'd be nice to have 100% confirmation, we've all basically been operating under that assumption for years. It'd be like if Leanna was able to verify his Champions account (or whatever online game he whaled on when they were together) would all that much really change? There'd be some "I fucking knew it" style posts, but it'd just be the smokiest gun on top of a pile of already smoking guns. Try and use it to convince his dents and they'll just stick their heads in the sand as usual and claim something like "of course she'd say that, she's his ex" and then run to taddle to Phil so he can spend another 40 minutes rambling about how he's totally above talking about drama.
 
I've said it before, but DSPolitics will never work cause Phil is terrified to take a stand on anything. He will read a Twitter headline, waffle back and forth and fence sit for 10-15 minutes saying nothing of substance, then say "I don't actually know anything about it though, that's just my opinion" and call it a day.
So Tim Pool?
 
Women everywhere with a much higher rent then her dish out the goods at the first opportunity. You're telling me Reanna is one of those rare unicorns of a woman who doesn't like a bit of gossip?
I think that the truth is much simpler than that: there just isn't anything worth sharing.
I personally believe that if we ever get an interview with Leanna and she spills the beans, it won't be anything remarkable, just the usual Phil being an inconsiderate manbaby asshole who never fucked her, never wanted to hang out and just wanted a mom to take care of him. I don't think we'd get any stories about abuse, domestic violence or anything beyond Phil gaslighting Leanna into not socializing or just treating her like shit the usual Phil way. At most some story showing how much of a retard alien he is, but nothing we wouldn't expect.

And the most important thing is that there would be no "evidence", so everything she says could be true and even if she tells a very spicy story, there would be no way to prove it and it would get the reaction most people get when they dig a bit into Phil: "no way [he spent +100k on a mobile game]". I think that their relationship was overall very uneventful aside the usual Phil-isms, and looking back, she probably just sees it as that time she dated that weirdo that was caught beating off on camera. Most people have had that one weird relationship, except this time there's a weird following on a part of your life you left behind and you probably don't remember much of anymore
 
Phil, at 30, was emotionally more immature than his 18 yo girl maid. Leanna was definitely a cunt but she was fucking 18-21 when she was in the khantent.

Phil and Leanna got together because they were both emotionally stunted children, regardless of their age. One matured into an adult. Guess which one?

Phil will die in that ahwfiss streaming to his last 3 dents bitching about game devs and his inputs not coming out. The best part is, he deserves it for being a selfish cunt his whole life.
 
DSPolitics is going to be such a mess. I caught a bit of him dipping his toe in the water with it yesterday with the news of Tiktok legislation. Skipping past that he thinks this bill that's only passed the house is already a law, good luck deciphering his opinion on it. Each statement contradicts a previous one, all I got out of it is: It's either good or bad that the government is doing this. Facebook is for retards, Tiktok is for retards, he was the only one at the helicopter company who was smart enough to not use Facebook, A US company will buy Tiktok because it's the most popular thing in the world and also a US company won't buy it because they're afraid of the US government's interest in the company. The end.

I clipped it but it's way too long and boring to archive. I don't need that burden on my conscience for subjecting anyone to that.
He's gonna fucking do the usual shit and fence sit, along with running his dick licker, without saying anything, and going "Uh, that's just my opinion." He's too much of a pussy to let his actual feelings known because he doesn't want to attract that kind of crowd. I know he's the typical New England racist, but he won't just outright come out and drop the gamer word, he'll be the typical fence sitter...but, you know deep down inside, he wants to curse out those chinky chang wang neighbor's of his, along with biting his fingernails to the bone when he see's his black neighbor going to work.

Phil is too scared to venture outside of Renton, as he fears that he'll run into a homeless encampment like all of Seattle is Pine street or someone will go up to him and go "Wanna date?" like he's driving down Aurora Ave, as he watches Fox News and seeing the typical talking points of the crowd he's still registered back in Connecticut. I find that hilarious he's still registered to vote in a state he hasn't lived in since 2014, while he hasn't voted in a SINGLE election in Washington state, yet has lived there for almost 10 years, yet, he wants to start DSPolitics.
 
Phil has been teasing the idea of DSPolitics for awhile. I think it is something he's kinda sorta interested in, but it's a pretty fleeting interest that comes and goes, and is largely based around him wanting to bitch about something "political" that is really more of a local thing/something that specifically relates to his few interests and arguably has nothing to really do with politics in the first place. Doordash price increases is a prime example of that, but he also seems to want to tie video game developer decisions into politics. And maybe some vague "do this to make the city better" style rants, but because he's a hermit, there's a good chance he'll be complaining about things that aren't reality, or he'll grossly overestimate what local politics can do. Maybe the closest we'd get is a rant about how much taxes suck, but I wouldn't expect anything more complex than that or much of a proposal beyond "I shouldn't have to pay them"

I think DSPolitics is similar to Phil teasing a new PC. It's something he'll have a passing interest in from time to time, but ultimately give up on after a few vague attempts to make it happen because it requires actually doing things and not just talking and hoping it manifests into existence. And there's a fear angle. Phil is afraid of learning a new PC and transferring everything, especially his OBS and other streaming relating things. With DSPolitics, he's afraid to take an actual stance/say something that makes him look stupid. Which honestly shows a shocking amount of self awareness for Phil. But much like with PC stuff, he's far too lazy to actually research and learn anything political.

If it does ever manifest, I think it'll be like his suggestion box or react streams, where he'll ask fans to send in stories or topics or whatever for him to give his take on. Which...I'm torn on, because on paper, it seems like a good way to troll Phil and get him to talk about XYZ, but then you have to remember the Phil laziness and fear issues. Anything that requires reading like, a paragraph or two is beyond him, and I don't know how long his attention span would last for a political video. And as he's shown before when it comes to political stuff, he tends to fencesit a lot, so it'd be hard to get a "real" reaction from him with submitted stuff. At best, we might get some really tone deaf things like "the situation in Israel is basically identical to what the trolls did to me" or "Congress is acting just like the helicopter company treated me," and it turns into yet another telling of Phil's greatest victimization hits. And don't get me wrong, that'd be pretty funny, but I still think it's never going to happen because of general Phil laziness. I'll happily take the L if he ends up going through with it, but I feel like we're more likely to get another "co-op" Khet stream before we get Political Phil.
 
All this Leanna debating, and while she was annoying and has a voice that makes me want to kill myslef, let's not forget she was a literal 18 year old when she came into Phil's content. Even if Phil wasn't a PDFile it is extremely creepy he was driving down to her and she was taking a train up to him when he was 30.

Not saying Phil is a PDFile, but that is Boomer creep behavior.

Meh… While it’s funny for dunk on Phil with “Leanna was 16” I don’t really care.

Phil is borderline retarded, and is literally a grown man with a 16 year olds brain.

He might have been nearing 30, and she may have been nearing 20, but mentally and in terms of maturity they were a match.
 
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Phil, at 30, was emotionally more immature than his 18 yo girl maid. Leanna was definitely a cunt but she was fucking 18-21 when she was in the khantent.

Phil and Leanna got together because they were both emotionally stunted children, regardless of their age. One matured into an adult. Guess which one?

Phil will die in that ahwfiss streaming to his last 3 dents bitching about game devs and his inputs not coming out. The best part is, he deserves it for being a selfish cunt his whole life.
The funniest thing about Phil is that he gets with somebody 10 years younger him not for sex or anything fun, but to be a house wife.

By the time she was gone, she was probably more mature than Phil, and like a lot of people (lol) say, once somebody realizes there is more to life than being near the Snort Fort, they get away fast. Rambo probably found that out shortly after Phil moved west, Leanna figured it out once she was around people not named Phil. Heck, if Jasper found another home that took him in he'd never look back.

Kat is perfect for him, because she'll never leave. There is no other option for her. They are soul maids, she'll never try to better herself or is incapable of it, and he's perfectly content begging forever and being a shut in for the rest of time. And neither one will challenge the other to get out of their comfort zone. They're the perfect example of a toxic relationship, not because of abuse but because they both enable either other to be what they are.
 
One thing I could never figure out is why Reanna has not spilled a single drop of her secrets. Blah blah blah wants to get on with her life. Gimme a break. Women everywhere with a much higher rent then her dish out the goods at the first opportunity. You're telling me Reanna is one of those rare unicorns of a woman who doesn't like a bit of gossip?
This is why I maintain Phil paid Leanna a good amount of hush money. She is absolutely not the type to be quiet about a relationship ending like theirs did, and especially with the attention she would have got. If there's one thing she is grateful for, it's that Phil paid her way out of PA and to Washington.
 
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