Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Creative Username]

Patrick is fat and I would not include him in my family photos

Yeah lenses with focal lengths that low are hard to find. If you can even find one, they're very expensive.

 

[Sog Dog]

Yeah lenses with focal lengths that low are hard to find. If you can even find one, they're very expensive.

It's worth it for the pepperoni grease style bokeh though

 

[Maude Snew]

Yeah lenses with focal lengths that low are hard to find. If you can even find one, they're very expensive.

Could just turn around that space telescope.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is a pauper's stove.

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Season your fucking pan you fat worthless piece of shit. How can you be simultaneously so FAT, eat SO MUCH FOOD, while having such BAD seasoning on your pan, AND you're cooking BACON????

Does this fat retard throw everything in the dishwasher? Maybe he should jam his fat concubine in to cleanse her of nigger jizz.

 

[Red Frida]

Season your fucking pan you fat worthless piece of shit. How can you be simultaneously so FAT, eat SO MUCH FOOD, while having such BAD seasoning on your pan, AND you're cooking BACON????

Nothing is sticking to his pan, stalker. These are your delusions again.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Until the cops get to it they can still let the crop(ping) do it. The important thing is he stays out of their lives and family photos.
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I was always curious, how did they find the original? Was Fat given the original and the other was a Facebook post or is this one elaborate bit the funsters cooked up?

 

[Octavia]

Patrick “Bull Connor” Tomlinson putting niggers in their place.
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Also, this fat faggot’s house isn’t worth 300k. Even if it is listed as that much no buyer would go for that, especially upon making some disturbing discoveries in the basement.

"Delete your account and don't make a new one"
That's honestly so funny I just spit out my coffee, haha. Patrick never stops giving.

 

[AltisticRight]

I was always curious, how did they find the original? Was Fat given the original and the other was a Facebook post or is this one elaborate bit the funsters cooked up?

I give it a week before people find the new one.

 

[Red Frida]

I was always curious, how did they find the original? Was Fat given the original and the other was a Facebook post or is this one elaborate bit the funsters cooked up?

I honestly hope it's a bit because that greeting card font looks like shit. There's a lot of subtle Sneed tier humor there.

 

[Spunt]

The ironic thing about the misandry in modern feminism is it's based on accurate descriptions of men, but not all men. The misandrist stereotypes quite accurately describe the sort of men who call themselves "male feminists."

It's not so much ironic, as it is a direct function of the kinds of guys who are attracted to feminism. Guys who, be it by nature or by nurture, would absolutely rape a woman if they thought they could get away with it, assume that all other men are like them. Feminism is based on the idea that all men are like the very worst men (the same way that Incelism is based on the idea that all women are like the very worst women). The thought process goes "women need protecting from me, and I assume that all other men are as dangerous as I am, therefore women need protecting from all men". It's a way of telling yourself that you're a good person without addressing the fact that you're a total creep who stares at girl's tits when you're talking to them. If all men are like you, you can't be a bad man, right?

That's why feminism and incelism both attract rapists, coomers, creeps and pedos in a way that other ideologies don't. They're both ideologies of projection, both about yourself and about the opposite sex. I have no doubt that Fatrick would absolutely grope a woman or worse if he thought he could get away with it. He threatened to kill his first wife and has dragged his second into his egotistical war with the internet to the extent that she's become a drug zombie. He used to yell death and rape threats on Twitter and Facebook until people started using his past behaviour against him, but he has in no way changed his attitude to women. He adopts feminism because rather than admit that he does these things because he's a narcissistic, misogynistic asshole, he prefers to believe that it's because he's a man, a really manly man, who isn't gay, no he isn't, which is an accident of birth and therefore something for which he is not personally responsible.

 

[George Costanza™]

Well, I found him on threads. Just some off the top of his feed:

 

[Elwin Ransom]

I thought I recognized it. I remember it being really fucking hard to get to and the whole place crawling.

Spoiler: Stalker SOC Discussion

The Red Forest is the first real "endgame" area and it's very possible to be majorly underprepared. There's nigh-constant background radiation and only two ways to get to the Brain Scorcher - one filled with mutants, anomalies, and radiation; the other with Monolith with sniper rifles, automatic rifles, and the occasional RPG.

I love SOC and it is a cult classic for a reason, but frankly the difficulty progression can be somewhat absurd. It is very possible to run into arguably the second hardest enemy in the game (bloodsucker) while still using your starting gear, whereupon you encounter the other candidate for the second hardest enemy in the game (controller) minutes later in the same complex. You then exit said complex to fight over thirty military soldiers, probably with nothing more than a leather jacket and AKM. Not to mention the previous level, where you fight invisible enemies that can attack you from around walls inside of a cramped factory complex.

Without mods, there is also no way to repair armor except for a hilarious bug where you equip artefacts that give over 100% resistance to burn or electrical anomalies and stand in one for a few minutes. The delusion of the developers to put "stealth" sections in the game is also extremely funny, as essentially anything causes noise that alerts enemies within a huge radius.

 

[RussianParasite]

Courtesy of the other forum. Fat faggot with bitch tits thinks his tweeting changes the world. His delusions know no bounds.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I was always curious, how did they find the original? Was Fat given the original and the other was a Facebook post or is this one elaborate bit the funsters cooked up?

I think both the original photo and the cropped greeting card were found on Facebook of some Robinson boomer

 

[Kirtto]

I honestly hope it's a bit because that greeting card font looks like shit. There's a lot of subtle Sneed tier humor there.

We need a Patwiki to catalogue and store all the lore at this point

 

[MilkThePig]

It's not so much ironic, as it is a direct function of the kinds of guys who are attracted to feminism. Guys who, be it by nature or by nurture, would absolutely rape a woman if they thought they could get away with it, assume that all other men are like them. Feminism is based on the idea that all men are like the very worst men (the same way that Incelism is based on the idea that all women are like the very worst women). The thought process goes "women need protecting from me, and I assume that all other men are as dangerous as I am, therefore women need protecting from all men". It's a way of telling yourself that you're a good person without addressing the fact that you're a total creep who stares at girl's tits when you're talking to them. If all men are like you, you can't be a bad man, right?

That's why feminism and incelism both attract rapists, coomers, creeps and pedos in a way that other ideologies don't. They're both ideologies of projection, both about yourself and about the opposite sex. I have no doubt that Fatrick would absolutely grope a woman or worse if he thought he could get away with it. He threatened to kill his first wife and has dragged his second into his egotistical war with the internet to the extent that she's become a drug zombie. He used to yell death and rape threats on Twitter and Facebook until people started using his past behaviour against him, but he has in no way changed his attitude to women. He adopts feminism because rather than admit that he does these things because he's a narcissistic, misogynistic asshole, he prefers to believe that it's because he's a man, a really manly man, who isn't gay, no he isn't, which is an accident of birth and therefore something for which he is not personally responsible.

This is an extremely well thought out and presented argument. If I may, can I also just point out that he's quite fat too.

 

[Post Reply]

Top Gun: Fatrick


Journalist Pat


Biologist Pat (maybe Tiny Tim really does go to Mars?)


Leslie was also dunking on him by comparing some catty bitch author to him. There is a lot more to this thread but it was only tangentially Pat related.

 

[Red Frida]

Cast iron isn't built like it used to, it's built far better. My father blew cowboys on a slag heap and my mother replaced part of my skull with metal. I'm part steeler and I'm here to teach you how to season your pans.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Top Gun: Fatrick

Everything about that retweet was just bad.

The zigger is a retard because it doesn't matter how cheap your planes are if you're not building them in relevant numbers. He talks about 1 F-22 vs 9 Su-57s, while ignoring the fact the US has ~180 F-22s, and Russia has 22 Su-57s (not including the test aircraft). It gets astronomically worse if you bring F-35s into the equation because the US is currently building more than 2x as many F-35s per year as Russia s planning to build Su-57s in total.

The pro-Ukraine person responding to the zigger is a retard because 1 plane, of any kind, would do precisely fuck all. Even assuming it is such a quantum leap over the Russians that it's essentially invulnerable (which it's absolutely not), the odds that it would be in place to do anything about any given Russian airstrike is basically nil.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Everything about that retweet was just bad.

The zigger is a retard because it doesn't matter how cheap your planes are if you're not building them in relevant numbers. He talks about 1 F-22 vs 9 Su-57s, while ignoring the fact the US has ~180 F-22s, and Russia has 22 Su-57s (not including the test aircraft). It gets astronomically worse if you bring F-35s into the equation because the US is currently building more than 2x as many F-35s per year as Russia s planning to build Su-57s in total.

The pro-Ukraine person responding to the zigger is a retard because 1 plane, of any kind, would do precisely fuck all. Even assuming it is such a quantum leap over the Russians that it's essentially invulnerable (which it's absolutely not), the odds that it would be in place to do anything about any given Russian airstrike is basically nil.

The average fucktard on all sides doesn't realize just how integrated everything is in warfare - and this is not a new development! Sayings like "an army marches on its stomach" are thousands of years old. People always want to distill things down to "what about this weapon against that weapon" in autistic D&D style stat-comparisons, which inevitably ignore critical factors.

IIRC the germans in WW2 had tons of equipment that outclassed the US/Allied shit, but the US could make a billion shermans an hour whereas the tiger had to be sent back to Berlin to change direction.