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Feels more appropriate to post this here, but still might be wrong.

Any chance anyone happens to have an archive of my last kino casino segment where they finished out Dear John? I think I may have accidentally deleted the clip when uploading earlier.
I’ll redo it if necessary but that was a long one so I’d rather not have to. Dm me if so?
 
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Crossposting for posterity from the Rekieta thread.

Branca was humblebragging on Twitter to redpill YouTuber hoe_math about his Chadness and how he pulled his current wife Emily right off the streets of Boston in the aughts.

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I came across Branca in the wild the other day.

I've posted about it a few times in the Lawtube thread. Andrew is a big fan of the Current Thing redpill YouTuber hoe-math. I've seen him superchat on livestreams on two different occasions.

Anyways, Branca, humble as ever, claims to have met his wife Emily on the streets of Boston as a rando in the aughts.

A couple of musings:

- Branca claims to be "Top 1%" in attractiveness metrics like height. How tall is Branca? Is he over 6' ? I always pictured him as having little man syndrome with his bravado, hotheadedness & Brooklyn roots.

- He claims to similarly be "Top 1%" in wealth, possibly at the time he met his current wife. This timeline conflicts with past Branca relationship disclosures that I recall. Specifically that Branca had wealth, lost it all to his ex-wife in the divorce, met Emily when he was broke (making her more trustworthy) & subsequently recreated his current consulting wealth a second time from nothing.
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Mordecai 3 Finger Brown said:
Crossposting for posterity from the Rekieta thread.

Branca was humblebragging on Twitter to redpill YouTuber hoe_math about his Chadness and how he pulled his current wife Emily right off the streets of Boston in the aughts.

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I don't think it's a discrepancy. He specifically says "Income", not wealth. He may have lost all his accumulated wealth in the divorce, but could still have had plenty of income.
 
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Catgirl Tyranid said:
I don't think it's a discrepancy. He specifically says "Income", not wealth. He may have lost all his accumulated wealth in the divorce, but could still have had plenty of income.
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Two things:
1) Branca claims to have given his ex all his (then) current assets, since he had real skills "doesn't fucking matter" since you can rebuild.
2) Branca is a shitposter on twitter. Adjust your viewpoint accordingly.
 
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♂CANAM productions♂ said:
Two things:
1) Branca claims to have given his ex all his (then) current assets, since he had real skills "doesn't fucking matter" since you can rebuild.
2) Branca is a shitposter on twitter. Adjust your viewpoint accordingly.
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I consider that to be a shitposter you have to be somewhat amusing. All he does is jack himself off on twitter. Much like Drexel.
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
I consider that to be a shitposter you have to be somewhat amusing. All he does is jack himself off on twitter. Much like Drexel.
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Branca just comes off like a petulant child on Twitter, I'm almost certain he found himself in divorce land and lost all his stuff because he's the same turbo asshole in real life as he is online.
 
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Does anyone have any opinion on the Apple river murder trial? My takeaway was that both sides were retards, fucked around and found out in mutual combat. The girl was a dumb bitch for instigating shit (like dumpster bros), the convicted is a retard for not walking away, and the "kids" are retarded for taunting him.


Prosecution is also a slimy bitch. "Why doesn't he hold up a knife and tell them to back off?". Becuause then he would get arrested for brandishing.
 
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♂CANAM productions♂ said:
Does anyone have any opinion on the Apple river murder trial? My takeaway was that both sides were retards, fucked around and found out in mutual combat. The girl was a dumb bitch for instigating shit (like dumpster bros), the convicted is a retard for not walking away, and the "kids" are retarded for taunting him.


Prosecution is also a slimy bitch. "Why doesn't he hold up a knife and tell them to back off?". Becuause then he would get arrested for brandishing.
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barely kept up with it but did saw the part where pc saw the defendant testimony and went oof. That dude is indeed retarded.
 
♂CANAM productions♂ said:
oes anyone have any opinion on the Apple river murder trial? My takeaway was that both sides were retards, fucked around and found out in mutual combat. The girl was a dumb bitch for instigating shit (like dumpster bros), the convicted is a retard for not walking away, and the "kids" are retarded for taunting him.
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I wish Miu had taken out more of them. Especially the one screaming "for da culshur". The kids wanted to taunt and harass a dude thinking because they're kids he wouldn't do anything. Then you had the white chick get in his face, put hands on him and scream at him. She's the reason all the shit went down.
 
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Kurt (Uncivil Law) did another cooking stream. If you want to learn how to NOT cook eggs, this is the stream for you. He burns the eggs because he just let them sit in the pan while he cuts up cheese. He then says he burnt them, tosses them out and starts again. He puts no butter, oil or grease in the pan, just throws the eggs in with cheese already in it. He gets raw egg slung around his kitchen and salt and pepper all over the stove.
After the eggs he decides to toast some bread, so while his eggs get cold his bread toasts. Then he tops the eggs with more cheese and puts a stick of butter on the toast. The result:

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The stream:


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