Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Flashbacks to threads from 10+ years ago on Something Awful where people argued they were using crack responsibly because their kid was in another room.

That reminds of the whole SA joose saga and now I'm hopeful for an alternate reality where the bossman was joose enjoyer instead. The streams would be even more glorious!
 
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The funniest thing to me is that BMJ is so retarded he managed to find the worst 50/50 game of them all and it seems to be his favorite. Coinflip is unique in that it lets you go for streaks with a single bet. However, winning a streak doesn't actually increase the payout; winning twice in a row on a streak pays the exact same as winning two individual bets. Losing two bets in a row loses the same amount of money as well. The kicker is when you compare a win/loss in individual bets vs streak bets. Say you're betting $10, if you win a flip and cash out and lose your next bet overall you only lost $0.20. But, if you win the first flip and go for a second and lose, you're down the whole $10.
No, what you are saying makes no sense. There really isn't a difference between flipping the coin for a consecutive second bet and cashing out THEN betting again. The ROI is the same. The streak bet button is just a shortcut to save you a click while raising the stakes if you want to play again. It is deceitful in a way that it makes you play for more as your average gambling tard probably is not making calculations in their head about whether the additional variance is worth it for them or not, that is true, and if you do want to increase the stakes you may aswell do that and then do individual flips.
I'm reasonably sure it preys on the degen gamblers being obsessed with 'good seeds' and 'my grandaddy told me NEVER to leave on a heater', BMJ does love to bet on consecutive wins.

Of course it's an autistic game, but the -1% ROI is pretty good all things considered, if he has a bit more discipline with the bet sizings he can make his money last a decent amount of time on this dogshit game
 
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The funniest thing to me is that BMJ is so retarded he managed to find the worst 50/50 game of them all and it seems to be his favorite. Coinflip is unique in that it lets you go for streaks with a single bet. However, winning a streak doesn't actually increase the payout; winning twice in a row on a streak pays the exact same as winning two individual bets. Losing two bets in a row loses the same amount of money as well. The kicker is when you compare a win/loss in individual bets vs streak bets. Say you're betting $10, if you win a flip and cash out and lose your next bet overall you only lost $0.20. But, if you win the first flip and go for a second and lose, you're down the whole $10.
No, what you are saying makes no sense. There really isn't a difference between flipping the coin for a consecutive second bet and cashing out THEN betting again. The ROI is the same. The streak bet button is just a shortcut to save you a click while raising the stakes if you want to play again. It is deceitful in a way that it makes you play for more as your average gambling tard probably is not making calculations in their head about whether the additional variance is worth it for them or not, that is true, and if you do want to increase the stakes you may aswell do that and then do individual flips.
I'm reasonably sure it preys on the degen gamblers being obsessed with 'good seeds' and 'my grandaddy told me NEVER to leave on a heater', BMJ does love to bet on consecutive wins.

Of course it's an autistic game, but the -1% ROI is pretty good all things considered, if he has a bit more discipline with the bet sizings he can make his money last a decent amount of time on this dogshit game
In coin flip the base payout is 1.98x and every consecutive win doubles your payout multiplier. So the ROI for the multi-flip bet doesn't really kick in here until you win the 3rd flip in the series.

One coin you win 1.98x
Two coins you win 3.96x
Three coins you win 7.92x
Four coins you win 15.84x

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In coin flip the base payout is 1.98x and every consecutive win doubles your payout multiplier. So the ROI for the multi-flip bet doesn't really kick in here until you win the 3rd flip in the series.
The RTP for single-flip and multi-flip is literally identical. If you flip once and cash out and then flip a second time and cash out, or if you flip two in a row, your payout is identical. There is literally no meta to this.

At least with the the Hi/Low card game there was some obfuscation of the mechanics in a way that makes it more of a game and less of a lose-your-money simulator. There's nothing to this. It's just a way to lose money. There's no game.
 
The RTP for single-flip and multi-flip is literally identical. If you flip once and cash out and then flip a second time and cash out, or if you flip two in a row, your payout is identical. There is literally no meta to this.

At least with the the Hi/Low card game there was some obfuscation of the mechanics in a way that makes it more of a game and less of a lose-your-money simulator. There's nothing to this. It's just a way to lose money. There's no game.
For one and two flip games you're right. With the 3 flip you do see increased profits should you win.

If I do 3 single flips for 10 bucks a pop I'd get back 59.40
If I do a single game with 3 flips for 10 bucks I'd get back 79.20

That being said there's no game to any of this shit. It's all a rigged lose your money simulator with flashing lights.
 
For one and two flip games you're right. With the 3 flip you do see increased profits should you win.

If I do 3 single flips for 10 bucks a pop I'd get back 59.40
If I do a single game with 3 flips for 10 bucks I'd get back 79.20

That being said there's no game to any of this shit. It's all a rigged lose your money simulator with flashing lights.
No, I think you're making a mistake. The way you need to look at it is like that: Imagine that requesting an additional flip literally says "cash out and double my previous bet". That's it. As Null said, it's the same RTP, 0 strategy, if you do multiple flips consecutively instead of single flips you're just increasing your variance in regards to your bankroll by increasing the bet sizing, no inherent benefits or downsides to it in terms of increased or decreased profits.

Or alternatively look at it this way:
If you do 3 single flips for 10 bucks a pop you're wagering 3x10=30 bucks
If you're doing a single game with 3 flips you're wagering 10x3.96=39.6 bucks.
 
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I have finished work on my BossmanJack inspired AI album.
If you do another album you could look into udio.com if you haven't already. It seems to give some pretty good results.


Not sure how it handles longer songs though.
 
Regarding the coin flip game, every bet on a streak is double or nothing, correct? Which does save you from having to manually change your bets if you want to input the same amount without the streak feature.
 
No, what you are saying makes no sense. There really isn't a difference between flipping the coin for a consecutive second bet and cashing out THEN betting again. The ROI is the same. The streak bet button is just a shortcut to save you a click while raising the stakes if you want to play again. It is deceitful in a way that it makes you play for more as your average gambling tard probably is not making calculations in their head about whether the additional variance is worth it for them or not, that is true, and if you do want to increase the stakes you may aswell do that and then do individual flips.
I'm reasonably sure it preys on the degen gamblers being obsessed with 'good seeds' and 'my grandaddy told me NEVER to leave on a heater', BMJ does love to bet on consecutive wins.

Of course it's an autistic game, but the -1% ROI is pretty good all things considered, if he has a bit more discipline with the bet sizings he can make his money last a decent amount of time on this dogshit game
Ok retard lets simulate it. You have $10 and you're going all in and you win, there is now $19.80 in the pot:
1) You cash out. You bet another $10. You lose. You now have $9.80
2) You go for another flip. You lose. You now have $0
 
No, I think you're making a mistake. The way you need to look at it is like that: Imagine that requesting an additional flip literally says "cash out and double my previous bet". That's it. As Null said, it's the same RTP, 0 strategy, if you do multiple flips consecutively instead of single flips you're just increasing your variance in regards to your bankroll by increasing the bet sizing, no inherent benefits or downsides to it in terms of increased or decreased profits.

Or alternatively look at it this way:
If you do 3 single flips for 10 bucks a pop you're wagering 3x10=30 bucks
If you're doing a single game with 3 flips you're wagering 10x3.96=39.6 bucks.
I understand what you're saying in terms of risk relative to his bankroll. But while actively in the game, that money is theoretical. It doesn't matter until he actually hits the cash out button and it's in his balance. No matter what the most he can actually lose on one of those games is the initial bet. Which is where I was coming from replying to your original post where you used the term ROI.

And I would gamble(ha) that the money he wins and then 'wagers' again via continuing the coin flips doesn't count towards his wagered statistics on the game.
 
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Ok retard lets simulate it. You have $10 and you're going all in and you win, there is now $19.80 in the pot:
1) You cash out. You bet another $10. You lose. You now have $9.80
2) You go for another flip. You lose. You now have $0
But it is functionally the same, retard. There's nothing wrong with the game itself, it isn't inherently worse than any of the other coinflip games, it doesn't allow the bossman to bait himself into a worse ROI than normal, it just lets him press the string bet button instead of pressing the "2x" button and pressing the play button again, saving 1 step. Yeah, it slightly streamlines the process of getting felted by playing a degenerate monkey flashing lights skinner box, but does the bossman not press the 2x or whatever the fuck button whenever he plays keno, hi/lo or whatever other dogshit games? It just has a different coat of paint, same fucking thing.
 
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