DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
As much as I'd like to see Leanna spill the tea on Phil, it would definitely do more harm than good for her.
Remember what happened with Subaru man? He entertained a few questions, and shortly after he was undoubtedly bombarded with messages from dent-tractors because he "went into hiding" to some extent afterwards (I can't recall if he made his FB private or deleted it or what exactly he did, but it was clear he was harassed in some matter and wasn't happy about it).
Some people may think Leanna could do a tell-all to get everything off her chest, then "drop the mic" and have that be the end of it.
That just isn't realistic,

Exactly. Leanna is smart enough to let sleeping pigs lie.

If she went public, she’d never hear the end of it. Dents would regularly email her or call the next couple of years to figure out whether Phil has a bent duck, how big or small his balls are, what his farts smell like, whether she ever threw up after eating his pahsta and on and on.
 
I admit I only pay passing attention to the money side of things, and this is going back a bit now in Phil lore, but I believe Tut and Emerald 7 dropped a lot of cash on Phil, but I can't remember if it was in gifted memberships or tips or what. IIRC, Emerald 7 was the biggest, I thought he dropped several grand in one go before vanishing. It's definitely been a long time since Phil has gotten that much, and on YouTube, I can't remember if he ever got anything super significant, but there's been a few low triple digit donations.


"Jinx" did have that totally organic sperg out not too long ago, and there were lots of anonymous tips for his birthday stream which totally weren't from the same person.
 
Maybe she doesn't want to keep dragging up pointless memories from a loveless relationship with a guy who dragged one of her medical episodes into the public spotlight? She's moved on and doesn't want to dwell on the past, which is a pretty normal thing for most people to do. Kind of hypocritical to shit on Phil for constantly living in the past and bringing up the Woverine toy and then decide Leanna is either dumb, not normal, or was paid off for not wanting to do the same.
i agree, she wanted no part of the shit show phil has drawn in and remaining silent is the best way to stay out of it. who knows what she saw in phil and why. but she definitely wasnt with him cause of what follows
 
I don’t believe in the hush money theory. That’s less money to go to champions and doordash, you morahn. That ain’t happening tssstsstststsstststs
People have to remember that champions and food is the only thing he is willing to spend money on. He chose champions over his own damn mortgage and had to eat a late fee. His bathroom and kitchen are broken and rotting because he won't shell out any money. And people think he gave a dime to an ex? Laughable.

She moved on with her life and seems to be doing well so good for her, it's a rare outcome for those that associate with Phil. Plus she was involved in his content so I'm sure she is aware of the spergs that are out there and doesn't want to touch that.
 
I don't get the "Phil paid Leanna off" theory either.

She's what 30 now? People just don't talk about their exes and especially ones they are either embarrassed about or wish they never dated, except to friends. Even in the past, unless you want to be one of those people whose lives are 100% online, you just are happy to get away from a toxic person and move on.
 
I don't get the "Phil paid Leanna off" theory either.

She's what 30 now? People just don't talk about their exes and especially ones they are either embarrassed about or wish they never dated, except to friends. Even in the past, unless you want to be one of those people whose lives are 100% online, you just are happy to get away from a toxic person and move on.
Now, sure. It's been 7 years, and Phil is firmly planted as a lolcow that nobody wants to deal with. Yes, Leanna is 31 soon, so she should be living her own life.

2017 was a different story.
 
Her pegging Phil would also be some informative info

If Phil released a video of Leanna getting oil massage on her titties, I’d be sorta ok with it.

Especially if it means a win-win situation like Phil simultaneously getting 3 years in the slammer for revenge porn.

Alas, Phil is such an asexual weirdo that he probably doesn’t have any sexy pics.
 
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Never gets old.
 
Now, sure. It's been 7 years, and Phil is firmly planted as a lolcow that nobody wants to deal with. Yes, Leanna is 31 soon, so she should be living her own life.

2017 was a different story.

In a few years, she’ll probably have her first kid… While aging, balding Phil still tries to teach his catson to talk.

It’s kinda beautiful how Leanna has grown and matured, while Phil if anything has devolved.
 
In a few years, she’ll probably have her first kid… While aging, balding Phil still tries to teach his catson to talk.

It’s kinda beautiful how Leanna has grown and matured, while Phil if anything has devolved.
And you know full well that Phil is still stalking her online life probably in the hopes that she will fall and he can then goat laugh about it. Heck he already dunked on her during his retcon uhm reACK to DTRH stream.But this is probably also what hurts him the most: they just don't care, just like Howard and Rambo: they made their final shot and rode off into the sunset to never bother with Phil again.
 
Someone educate me here but is there an actual reason he can't get out of the corner, or is his mind just panic smashing the block button?
His reaction time sucks, he doesn't know the button or special move to counter with because he's mashing and praying at this game instead of putting in the time in practice to know the right attempt to try and there's a great possibility that I will not waste my time going back to confirm, I'm just assuming this because he showed the same problem in King of Fighters XV with being corner trapped and bodied like the scrub he still is in this game too, that he thinks crouching and block should block just like standing and blocking when he's being attacked high, and alternatively vice versa on what his blocking should do when he stands and blocks instead of crouches and blocks and his opponent attacks low instead of at regular or high level of impact for moves. Phil can't get out of the corner, because he's bad at fighting games in general and this one in particular thanks to narc ego copium abuse, but that's the blanket answer for any title in the genre and probably, always has been.

"Character matchups" are literally the percentage of TWO EQUALLY SKILLED PLAYERS playing each other with one picking the former and the other the latter in the matchup and then the winning percentage is estimated from the relative strength of the character picks in a match between them, so they don't apply with Phil because he's a scrub tier player, they'd only come into play against other mouth drooling moron level competition like himself, aka 'the Derich-bot' levels. Better players will win more over worse players regardless of which character is considered tougher than the other to beat all things being equal outside that. Phil uses it as cope to cover for his inability to hang in fighters, ignore his blathering about it generally.
 
Heck he already dunked on her during his retcon uhm reACK to DTRH stream.
Bro I forgot about that until you reminded me. It's unbelievable how he explicitly said she was manipulating him when he had all the power in the relationship. He was older, made a lot more money, he kept her from finishing her high school degree, separated her from her parents and support system and took her to the other side of the country etc. Then again, I'm still standing by my accusation that it's actually her who's the pedo because she got with Phil whose mental and emotional age is permanently stuck at 12.
 
He was older, made a lot more money, he kept her from finishing her high school degree, separated her from her parents and support system and took her to the other side of the country etc.
Don't forget the credit report leaks which revealed that he had her signing on a car loan for him before the time she'd have graduated High School. He financially entrapped her.
 
This is why I maintain Phil paid Leanna a good amount of hush money. She is absolutely not the type to be quiet about a relationship ending like theirs did, and especially with the attention she would have got. If there's one thing she is grateful for, it's that Phil paid her way out of PA and to Washington.
She's just moved on. Why would anyone sane want to voluntarily join this autism vortex years after they got out?
 
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