Jim Stewartson / Stewanon - Cuck Francis E. Dec, Fredrick Brennan's #1 hadur, schizo substack scribe, everyone I don't like is Qanon, convinced Lt General Mike Flynn is Q, got sued for it, doxed himself burning a C&D, denounced by the ADL, TDS sufferer, AIDS appreciator

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Would some autist be able to help me? I think I found where Jim was at.
1111 E Cabrillo Blvd

https://maps.app.goo.gl/dWG1W32VZXZJbEaX8

Jim's video of him in Sanata Barbara starts with him looking out at the ocean so he's on the water front. There is also a parking lot directly across the street from him which gives some land mark to look for. As he pans to the right so he can AIDS mog at the camera you can see an intersection which gives another landmark. Jim is up in the air so we need a multistory building. Jim shows off brown railings, brown pillars, and a white building. You can see some sort of second story patio as Jim pans around which gives us yet another thing to look for. There is some kind of white fencing or sign at the corner of the intersection. You can see small windows with arched tops to the left of Jim when he shows off his eyeshadow. Finally there is that weird ass looking tree outside of Jim's room with regular ass palm trees closer.

I believe that Jim paid $500 (I take that back. Rooms with a balcony that look over the ocean are at least $750 a night for weekends) for at least one night to stay at the Mar Monte Hotel - The Unbound Collection by Hyatt in Sanata Barbara just so he could steal some balloons and fuck a fan. The Mar Monte matches everything that Jim has in his video. I believe he was on the second floor, middle room, of the screenshot.

@Doug S do you know if anyone got a copy of Jim's hotel livestream?

EDIT:
HOLY SHIT I FOUND THE BALLOONS!

https://twitter.com/SlimjimWatkins/status/1782140711204458883

The iconic balloons that were an icon of this particular event were fucking road markers. Jim didn't even need to enter the party to swipe them. I kneel to Jim's bravery.

 

[Not Now Dummy.]

Would some autist be able to help me? I think I found where Jim was at.
1111 E Cabrillo Blvd

https://maps.app.goo.gl/dWG1W32VZXZJbEaX8

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Jim's video of him in Sanata Barbara starts with him looking out at the ocean so he's on the water front. There is also a parking lot directly across the street from him which gives some land mark to look for. As he pans to the right so he can AIDS mog at the camera you can see an intersection which gives another landmark. Jim is up in the air so we need a multistory building. Jim shows off brown railings, brown pillars, and a white building. You can see some sort of second story patio as Jim pans around which gives us yet another thing to look for. There is some kind of white fencing or sign at the corner of the intersection. You can see small windows with arched tops to the left of Jim when he shows off his eyeshadow. Finally there is that weird ass looking tree outside of Jim's room with regular ass palm trees closer.

I believe that Jim paid $500 (I take that back. Rooms with a balcony that look over the ocean are at least $750 a night for weekends) for at least one night to stay at the Mar Monte Hotel - The Unbound Collection by Hyatt in Sanata Barbara just so he could steal some balloons and fuck a fan. The Mar Monte matches everything that Jim has in his video. I believe he was on the second floor, middle room, of the screenshot.

@Doug S do you know if anyone got a copy of Jim's hotel

maybe. could be it.

 

[dustbuster]

I miss 8ch.
There would have been a board up by now with people creeping through the night to capture the balloons back.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I miss 8ch.
There would have been a board up by now with people creeping through the night to capture the balloons back.

And replace them with a Kekistan flag and MAGA hat.

 

[James Howlett]

So @Not Now Dummy. you’re correct on the MAGA coalition thing and the red head with the knockers. I don’t feel like naming her because she turned out to be a weirdo.

That group seemed to legitimately be resistant to the Q garbage. It’s the only group of normies and bookers that were skeptical and even though 2 out of 3 of the leadership were weird, the members turned out to be very nice, cool, and normal.

And I think that’s why Jim needs to smear them. If he gives them any credit his own followers will begin to investigate, and then they’ll realize Jim was many years late to the anti Q game.

Furthermore, he then loses the narrative that all Trump supporters are deranged Q tards

Holy fuck. 9/10. I would smash that conservative box in a heartbeat.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

An true a-merry-can hero

 

[Doug S]

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a full-on LARP Alert

Jim likely faked the entire balloon heist. A long time Stew alog has broken down the scene and it’s not looking good for Jim. He likely never left his hotel.

https://x.com/Ankh_Morporkian/status/1782377054555562112

The balloon picture appears to be taken from the same balcony where he filmed his live stream earlier in the day. Gaze upon this decent autism





The video will show the railing outlined in the picture above.

https://streamable.com/u0uwgf

You’re likely asking “Is this a W for Jim?” The answer a definitive “No”. If true, it just means he’s not brave enough to face the mighty Mike Flynn. This is also terrible timing because he has a case management hearing on the Flynn v Stewartson defamation case in a few weeks.

 

[Google.com]

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a full-on LARP Alert

Jim likely faked the entire balloon heist. A long time Stew alog has broken down the scene and it’s not looking good for Jim. He likely never left his hotel.

https://x.com/Ankh_Morporkian/status/1782377054555562112

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The balloon picture appears to be taken from the same balcony where he filmed his live stream earlier in the day. Gaze upon this decent autism

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The video will show the railing outlined in the picture above.

https://streamable.com/u0uwgf

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You’re likely asking “Is this a W for Jim?” The answer a definitive “No”. If true, it just means he’s not brave enough to face the mighty Mike Flynn. This is also terrible timing because he has a case management hearing on the Flynn v Stewartson defamation case in a few weeks.

I think he'd have to get the jacket from there though, I didn't see it available on their online store. Store Archive

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a full-on LARP Alert

If someone not from the site came to the same conclusion I did then that means that I'm not that crazy and Jim's fantasy is that much more ridiculous. Jim has yet to be identified as being there by any of the Flynn crew and Jim is not an unknown entity. Ivan recognized him the second he saw him in his twitter space, back when Jim was using his own face and not his cringe AI pic which btw he's updated.

The lich was there and claims that they recognized her. Jim sent her there, she got cold because she's a cold blooded cock lich, grabbed one bunch of the marker balloons, drove back to Mar Monte, gave Jim his prize, was the one who took the picture, and then fucked Jim in that hotel room because she's a cock lich.

Jim's fat face lawyer must be digging into a party bag of M&Ms right now.

 

[Doug S]

I wonder if his attorney even knows about this. God I hope an alog calls him up to tell him

@Ralph Barnhardt we also have to keep alive the theory that Jim waited just off-site where the balloons were and Lori went in. That’s still as good as a possibility as not going at all. The reason why the picture would be on the balcony later is that it’s right outside of his room and hotel room lighting sucks. Plus, Lori was there (and leaving) as the sun was going down. So the picture of him being in front of his hotel room in the dark makes sense as far as timing goes. Or he never left, Lori gets back at sundown, he holds the balloons and snaps the picture.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

@Doug S do you know if anyone got a copy of Jim's hotel livestream?

@Doug S Dammit. Sorry to have spent 2 days bugging you about it. I didn't look at the date close enough from the tweet. For everyone else, the hotel livestream is from his Radicalized Podcast stream.

This is really interesting and by interesting I mean stupid. The podcast is a livestream and it happens every Thursday, in this case April 18th. Jim does not tweet out the Santa Barbara road sign or video from Mar Monte until early evening Friday, April 19th. This pink eyeshadow wearing retard went at least a whole day early to Santa Barbara to steal balloons and visit with the cock lich. Holy shit, my gut is busted and my side are in orbit.

EDIT:

I wonder if his attorney even knows about this. God I hope an alog calls him up to tell him

I honestly think it'll be funnier if Georgie Porgie finds out at the hearing in two weeks.

@Ralph Barnhardt we also have to keep alive the theory that Jim waited just off-site where the balloons were and Lori went in. That’s still as good as a possibility as not going at all. The reason why the picture would be on the balcony later is that it’s right outside of his room and hotel room lighting sucks. Plus, Lori was there (and leaving) as the sun was going down. So the picture of him being in front of his hotel room in the dark makes sense as far as timing goes. Or he never left, Lori gets back at sundown, he holds the balloons and snaps the picture.

Oh of course. I'm not suggesting I have the definitive answer. I don't think we'll ever know exactly what happened as the two main parties involved, Jim and the cock lich, are crazy, dumb, and liars. I guess that no matter how he did it he still held up his prized balloons like it was his own flag raising on Iwo Jima. Two days after realizing what he did and I'm still struggling to grasp the idiocy of it all. He stole three balloons and is proud of it! Who the hell does that? Ive been giggleing like a mad man every time that I think about it because it's soooooooo childish and not in a fun way. I need to get this development into the OP. I will put forward the different possibilities and all end with him fucking the cock lich.

 

[Doug S]

@Ralph Barnhardt sorry, I didn’t even see you asking for the live stream. If I miss something definitely bother me until I acknowledge whatever it is. I think I’m some god tier multi-taker and I’m just garbage at it.

 

[JustStopDude]

So Jim got driven there. That makes way more sense. Just based on his podcast he looks and sounds on par with UseMeOnlyBlade.

I had a real hard time believing Jim could go that long without alcohol, just to make the drive there and back.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I added in the balloons to the OP. Let me know if every thing is working and the images are showing up. I don't know why but half of all the images on this duct tape sight are just broken for me.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Does anyone know when the damages in the Kash Patel lawsuit are to be decided? I feel like it's been a while since Jim lost that one and we should have seen the results by now.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

JIM IS THREATENING TO STEAL MORE BALLOONS

https://twitter.com/jimstewartson/status/1782590279436079604

Fixed the image Forgive me and my mobile caps. Jr should spend a couple thousand on gopros and hide them near all the balloons.

Does anyone know when the damages in the Kash Patel lawsuit are to be decided? I feel like it's been a while since Jim lost that one and we should have seen the results by now.

I'm not a legal expert but I don't think there is anything to be decided. Jim defaulted by not showing up so I think Kash gets what he's asked for. I've not seen any evidence that Jim has done anything to dispute the judgement other than bitch about it and lie on twitter. I think it's up to Kash to figure out how to collect, like Quasi and Fatrick, and I don't know how to find that out.

 

[WelperHelper99]

JIM IS THREATENING TO STEAL MORE BALLOONS

https://twitter.com/jimstewartson/status/1782590279436079604

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Forgive me and my mobile caps. Jr should spend a couple thousand on gopros and hide them near all the balloons.

I'm not a legal expert but I don't think there is anything to be decided. Jim defaulted by not showing up so I think Kash gets what he's asked for. I've not seen any evidence that Jim has done anything to dispute the judgement other than bitch about it and lie on twitter. I think it's up to Kash to figure out how to collect, like Quasi and Fatrick, and I don't know how to find that out.

I will laugh if they have cops outside the balloon display waiting for him.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

I will laugh if they have cops outside the balloon display waiting for him.

Same, not that he would get any real consequences for the theft itself, but i wanna see how his paranoid, psychotic retard brain would handle being arrested at the bequest of the "enemy" .
It's obvious he has no ability to self-reflect so he would probably fucking explode on X

 

[WelperHelper99]

Same, not that he would get any real consequences for the theft itself, but i wanna see how his paranoid, psychotic retard brain would handle being arrested at the bequest of the "enemy" .
It's obvious he has no ability to self-reflect so he would probably fucking explode on X

He's such a sperg. The fact we are even at this point says a lot about how twitter in all its forms rots the mind. He gloated about snatching the balloons, now he's after a bigger high.