DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

Congrats to the Comcast rep who sold him on multiple lines though.

That’s the best part. Phil was told by Comcast themselves that getting two lines makes no sense.
Phil was 100% convinced that two lines meant that if one goes out, the other would still be good. During the comcast saga he said a technician was a MORAHN because he couldn’t comprehend having two internet lines.

Not only is Phil an absolute sucker for marketing and scams, but he’s a fucking retard who thinks throwing money at a potential issue will solve it. Even if it doesn’t make sense. What a stupid faggot.

 

[marlintan]

Forgot to add he's talking about roms for the emulator and saying that it wasn't illegal to download them back in the day....how is he so fucking retarded unless you own the game and are using a backup you are pirating it, which I don't give a fuck about.

I think DSP just has boomer mentality and doesn't remember internet laws before metallica sued napster for p2p torrenting... the prime days of kazaa and bearshar, roms / isos were everehwere.

 

[spacko]

did Phail/paypigs change his mind or is he just too lazy to change the title?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

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did Phail/paypigs change his mind or is he just too lazy to change the title?

You already know the answer. It’s probably time for a chill and robust Q&A stream for a 42 yo man who literally does nothing in his daily life to warrant being asked anything.

 

[Corpun]

It’s tantrums like the Fightcade rant that make me have no sympathy for Phil. His constant victim mentality and “you forced me to do this” drive me up the wall.

I'm convinced Phil could rear end a parked car on the clearest day with the best possible road conditions and still find a way to blame to other guy, his delusional narc ego is that bad.

He won't say anything in person though mind you, he'll wait until he is back in his hugbox and act like the guy was parked in the middle of the street and could have killed a family of four.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

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did Phail/paypigs change his mind or is he just too lazy to change the title?

maybe a little column A, little column B

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

That’s the best part. Phil was told by Comcast themselves that getting two lines makes no sense.
Phil was 100% convinced that two lines meant that if one goes out, the other would still be good. During the comcast saga he said a technician was a MORAHN because he couldn’t comprehend having two internet lines.

Not only is Phil an absolute sucker for marketing and scams, but he’s a fucking retard who thinks throwing money at a potential issue will solve it. Even if it doesn’t make sense. What a stupid faggot.

I wish I was a fly on the wall hearing Phil justify having two internet lines to the tech.

The only reason Phil has that was to brag about running a Big Boy Mature Adult business. He's wasted over 5 figures just for that over the years, but that's small potatoes as we know now.

 

[UsedUp]

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did Phail/paypigs change his mind or is he just too lazy to change the title?

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

With his dumb IP rant couldnt he run a VPN that said he lived somewhere else in Washington, rather than his dumb ass Norway excuse. I know the real answer is no since he doesnt want to play fightcade but sill how do he even pretend he made a good argument

What's even more hilarious is that the IP issue with Fightcade happened 6 years ago, and it's safe to say the issue was at least already taken care of, because people still play it even to this day. I just played Last Blade 2 matches with a friend of mine from Japan and had no issues. Had my VPN on the entire time.

Phil is just using this as a way to dodge playing Fightcade. Motherfucker could have just said no and made it final, but instead he has to come up with a lie to cover his ass. Fucking retard.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He shouldn't bitch about it on stream, but getting .46 cents of a $1 tip is bullshit.

I agree. It would be better if he just got $0 and didn't have to worry about this nuisance.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil and his man tits is giving Hawaiian shirt enjoyers a bad rap.

 

[RougeRed]

Hes always been a mark for salesmen speak. Ever hear how he leased his 2 BMWs since they came with free oil changes and other maintenance which he never used. Or how much he talked about how the helicopter job said he was going places and had a bright future in this company. You know the thing that every hiring manager might say to make you think they care so you'll work overtime. And he ate it up and said they were idiots for firing him after all that. Hell he takes his ACE cert so damn seriously when it was something everyone in the company had to complete

I love that story. Between him repeating that the salesman told him "it's a buyers market for cars right now" and making his choices about financing solely based on the one with the lowest monthly payment, it does an excellent job of showing exactly what kind of consumer he is.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Phil's netcode rant about the cannon brothers, Phil implied they spoke to him about selling the netcode to Capcom but I thought they just let them use/gave it to them for free, am I wrong ?

I noticed he's wearing the button up shirt open with a shirt underneath that's a very fat guy thing to do, must of seen us shitting on his big fat man titties.

Forgot to add he's talking about roms for the emulator and saying that it wasn't illegal to download them back in the day....how is he so fucking retarded unless you own the game and are using a backup you are pirating it, which I don't give a fuck about.

I'm lost at this point I can't tell when he is hamming it up or just being legitimately retarded

No, you're not wrong. The Cannon's gave it to Capcom for free, without a incentive of any monetary gain for the Cannon's. Also, they did it as a labor of love to not just the Street Fighter community, but also the FGC as a whole. It was mentioned by Jaha that the Cannon brothers "don't need the money", as before rollback netcode, both are intelligent and successful in their own careers outside of the FGC. However, it was also noted that the Cannon brothers hold feelings of dislike for Phil and vice versa. Also, Phil will claim that there is a IRC PM of the Cannon brothers where they told him that they sold rollback netcode to Capcom, which he got called out by the FGC for being "full of shit." Sure! Someone that openly dislikes you, PM you and told you "the truth", also, Phil was openly slamming rollback netcode back in the day and the whole entire FGC basically told Phil to "shut the fuck up!"

Oh, don't get me started on that statement he had about how he shops at "second hand stores to save money", and if you spend money on new clothes, you're basically a moron. Sure, Phil.

Again, LegalSydePhil comes out into full swing. The legality is this concerning roms: if you OWN the physical copy of that ROM, it's considered a digital backup of that game. However, you have to legally own a physical copy of it. It's a technical gray area that companies like Nintendo has been fighting for YEARS to get ROM's illegal, even if you own the physical copy.

Phil doesn't "ham" anything up, he's honestly that stupid. Years of no social contact, drinking gin, and pulling Hogans will do that.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Astounding how fuckin bitch made this dude is. People asked for fightcade for what feels like years and he ducks out last minute.
No I can't because uuuuh my IP. No I cant because uuuuuuuuh the netcode. No I cant because of da trolls. Dude covered all fuckin angles of excuses to not do it.

Again, dude is bitchmade.

Then has the gall to say "teehee we will look at gamepass games and literally not do shit for the night stream. It will be chill silly fun "

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil trying to damage control after his whiny baby outburst. He's scared of that Joon doc. No doubt about it. Also, it's hilarious that he basically admits that he has no friends or anyone whom he can trust.

Hi, Kat!

 

[San Dimas High School]

Funniest part of this rant was when Phil was saying it couldn't be true that Fightcade reveals IPs because people would "sue the company that made Fightcade for being doxed." There are just so many levels of stupid there that I don't know where to start. Oh, and when he called the first people to tell him about it idiots and banned them.

Absolutely was the funniest part. He did the same thing when the dents told him about Argentinians getting cheaper youtube perks. He shat on the dents, called them retards, etc. No mea culpa afterward. lmao. His fans are just as special as he is to put up with that repeatedly. They're just trying to help him and he abuses them. It's very very funny.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Actually, I think it's at least as interesting to find out that it's just some relatively successful average Joe instead of the typical autist, because the latter is almost a given when looking at the DSPverse. It really makes you wonder what drives these people, which makes it interesting, imo.

"The Banality of REEEEE-vil" by Leanna Aren-Dent

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Absolutely was the funniest part. He did the same thing when the dents told him about Argentinians getting cheaper youtube perks. He shat on the dents, called them retards, etc. No mea culpa afterward. lmao. His fans are just as special as he is to put up with that repeatedly. They're just trying to help him and he abuses them. It's very very funny.

Yeah love those parts.
Phil is sitting there rambling and talking like hes confused or doesn't really know, and someone
corrects him and just fuckin explodes on them saying they don't know what they are talking about.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

His tantrum over Fightcade was very funny but the entitlement and smugness also made me pretty angry. I truly loathe this man. He's gotta be due for some karma to smack him soon.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

His tantrum over Fightcade was very funny but the entitlement and smugness also made me pretty angry. I truly loathe this man. He's gotta be due for some karma to smack him soon.

It’s a very special talent he has tbh. He truly does nothing abhorrent like other lolcows or degenerates like furries, but he is such a piece of shit and negative person that it’s incredibly easy to loathe him.

He’s so incredibly awful at everything he does and is such a narc that it should be hilarious, but he’s such a cunt with zero self-awareness that you can’t help but mock and hate him.

Phil has dug himself a personal hell that’s so unique that it gives that special milk that no other cow can provide.

Never change Phil, you stupid cunt.