🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr E. Grifter]

Tbh I think Ralph is just mad because Keem is rich, he doesn't really care about being a father.

Totally, it's just funny that Ralph has zero understanding of the paternal instincts of other people. It's clear he doesn't care about Rozy beyond a status symbol.

 

[AnOminous]

Totally, it's just funny that Ralph has zero understanding of the paternal instincts of other people. It's clear he doesn't care about Rozy beyond a status symbol.

He's basically subhuman and lacks the fundamental attributes of a human. He's nothing more than a barnyard animal.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's basically subhuman and lacks the fundamental attributes of a human. He's nothing more than a barnyard animal.

A rabid animal.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Ralph is criticising Keemstar for *checks notes* being a supportive father.

A true Ralphamale would eat those cookies himself and tell that bitch to empty his piss bottles

 

[Um...]

Tbh I think Ralph is just mad because Keem is rich, he doesn't really care about being a father.

He’s Big Mad and throwing a lil Twitter tantrum because
1) he’s poor
2) he has zero contact with either one of his kids and
3) that rich bastard Keem is (still) ignoring him

hence the rant about Keem and his *rich friends*

 

[AltisticRight]

Nasty short pig is mad at girl scout cookies now?
That's after he wanted to do a cage fight with some demented woman with issues?

What a little bitch. But then, expect no more from the fat pig that calls his own daughter a bitch.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Is Ralph allowed to fight a woman in a lower weight class?

 

[Not Even Twice]

And here I thought Ralph would only insult and threaten people's girlfriends/wives. Well egg on my face, the Ralphamale goes after any member of the female gender, no matter their age or size!

I do have to wonder why he would even think to challenge Grace to fight, if she accepts there are zero outcomes that make him look good. If she wins (likely), he'll never live it down. If he wins, well that's expected anyway - congratulations you beat up a girl who was groomed by her own father. Guess he is just that desperate to cop a feel on her.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Is Ralph allowed to fight a woman in a lower weight class?

Well, he did fight Digibro, does that count?

 

[FiveStarAce]

He's basically subhuman and lacks the fundamental attributes of a human. He's nothing more than a barnyard animal.

Don't do cows dirty like that.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Well, he did fight Digibro, does that count?

It wasn't sanctioned, though. I'm not even joking. Do they let men fight women in the same weight class?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It wasn't sanctioned, though. I'm not even joking. Do they let men fight women in the same weight class?

Ralph is at least 250lbs so there’s no way he’d be allowed in to fight

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So is he big mad that they don't ship internationally or something?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He's nothing more than a barnyard animal.

He's nowhere near as good as an animal. They mostly protect their young against any and all unfamiliar things.

 

[Braphamut]

Tbh I think Ralph is just mad because Keem is rich, he doesn't really care about being a father.

I think fatty just wanted a cookie.

Five boxes of Samoas and an Adventureful could change a lot of lives for the better out here, myself included!

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I said this nigger looked like a muppet and now I've figured out which one, it's Kermit. The googly eyes, the twig arms and stick legs. Now that Keem has flexed his dad powers, Ralph is green with envy. It's not easy being Gunt.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Well, he did fight Digibro, does that count?

He didn't fight Digibro.

He fought an actual woman - Mint Salad. He used his signature fighting move of getting his face punched until it was bloody and then attempted to spit blood at her.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He used his signature fighting move of getting his face punhed until it was bloody and then attempted to spit blood at her.

It was not very effective

 

[You're MDNWU]

It was not very effective

Can't use your signature HIV attack if they already have HIV.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can't use your signature HIV attack if they already have HIV.

Rage pig uses AIDS spray.
It had no effect, the opponent already has AIDS.