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The idea of ralph being in the ring makes me think of when homer was a boxer and didnt really fight, just took it until they gassed themselves out, it makes me giggle.
He is just retarded enough to never know when to quit.
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The idea of ralph being in the ring makes me think of when homer was a boxer and didnt really fight, just took it until they gassed themselves out, it makes me giggle.
He is just retarded enough to never know when to quit.
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Ralph didn't get punched, the guy hit Ralph with his elbow.
As I've told people before, Ralph's Gunt can be destroyed.
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we already know the moment he tips over he takes it like a bitch.
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Exactly this. The guy's feet left the ground as he awkwardly twisted, resulting in that love-tap.
Anyway, my money's on Grace. Ralph will train the same way he trained for the Warski fight. Bloatmaxxing and getting his ass mercilessly beaten.
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Imagine that even subhumans like boogie or idubbbz climbed on the ring against another male opponent.
But the RALPHAMALE is only able to defy a young girl with no experience in fighting sport.
That's beyond embarrassing.
And he was making fun of Tonka. He's 1000 times worse.
But the RALPHAMALE is only able to defy a young girl with no experience in fighting sport.
That's beyond embarrassing.
And he was making fun of Tonka. He's 1000 times worse.
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Ralph doesn't seem to realise that he's lost every fight he's ever had. He's also a retarded redneck faggot who thinks he's in one of his rasslin' shows.
Also, the tampon-breathed dandruff-boy shouldn't be talking about anyone else's showering habits.
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Ralph does know she’s not going to wait for the step stool to come out so Ralph can choke her right?
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In Mexico you can still have custom tailored, handcrafted boots made by skilled craftsman for a very reasonable price. Latin/South America and Eastern Europe are some of the few places left you can have a trained cobbler make nice custom shoes for you without paying thousands of dollars. You can still get them made in Italy but you will pay mid-four figures.
Of course, Ralph will choose to walk around in $60 ghetto fab boots fashionable fifteen years ago instead of a nice pair of custom made boots. If it isn’t a brand name, or resemble a brand popular among high school students in 2005, Ralph isn’t interested.
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This fight could easily happen in say, Seattle, as long as Ethan identifies as a true and honest woman. He wouldn't even need to change his hair or shave. His lack of height would be of help in 'passing'.
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He's already a woman in our eyes.
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"Online Journalist"?
"Internet talk show host"?
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I will never be this cool.
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Didn't this fat fuck get a degree in polsci?
Oh wait, he never paid back the student debt.
>AIDS injector
So that's how Ronnie turned Ethan into one at night?
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I think Ralph failed to complete one subject that would have seen him otherwise graduate.
So because of this one subject, he officially has no degree.
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I thought it was something even dumber/pettier, something about him not wanting to pay for a debt to the school
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I believe this is the case, saying they put a hold on his account before they would give him the degree but he said
fug it, imma keep dat $500 coz dat piece of paper is no good fer me, like wat da fug, i run an internet tawk show, wat difference duz it maek??
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It’s Ralph so hes probably lying about the results of his degree and made a cover story. The truth is he probably was kicked out due to extremely low GPA, remember Ralph is retarded. You can read his shit writing he freely posts and come to this conclusion.
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Ralph is criticising Keemstar for *checks notes* being a supportive father.
No wonder his kids aren't in his life.
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She's not even Keem's biological daughter, he adopted her when he was in a relationship with her mom. Just like another man will adopt Xander and be his father figure while he won't ever know Ralph. Maybe Rozy will be so lucky too to have an adoptive father who helps her sell girlscout cookies.
Tbh I think Ralph is just mad because Keem is rich, he doesn't really care about being a father.
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