Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
"I was a creative writing major and I wanted to write movies and books... but that wasn't gonna happen because I live in the Midwest."
No wonder he resonates so much with diddler Dax Herrera. He wants to be in hollywood too! The fixation with the almost legal girls in movies makes so much sense now.

Which makes me wonder why he latched on to our gollum so fast and immediately tried to pump kids into her. The trust fund theory just gets stronger and stronger.
 
Nick is now sponsored by THe Wellness Company
Ah yes because nothing says Wellness like a dude who looks and sounds like a cross between a terminal cancer patient and a holocaust survivor. I also like how he says that someone bitched about them recently and that just made him want to do it more like the contrarian faggot he is. Didn't he say basically the same thing when people were calling out the Established Titles bollocks?

Also The Wellness Company, like most of the sponsors of these faggots in the conservative/alt right sphere, is basically an overpriced scam designed to separate boomers and retards from their money with the kind of efficiency you normally only see from Nigerians. I did a post about this last time he had this sponsorship, using Marc Cuban's generic drug website you can get basically the same shit for less than 1/3 of the price, even with it's cost + 15% + pharmacy fees model.
 
he's shaking
Even when still or with his elbow on the table, his hand kept shaking.
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The only editing done was slowing down the last one and smoothing out the loops. The rest is just him.
 
Heard a joke once: Woman goes to a doctor. Says she's depressed. Says her lawyer is a drunken retard and fucked up her traffic court hearing. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Nick Rekieta is streaming today. Watch it to see you could be much worse off". Woman burst into tears, says, "But doctor.. my lawyer is Nick Rekieta"
Mastefully delivered punchline
 
Even when still or with his elbow on the table, his hand kept shaking.
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The only editing done was slowing down the last one and smoothing out the loops. The rest is just him.
That is DTs. Absolutely zero doubt in my mind. Looks like the taper down shakes between the first and third drinks of the day.
They should have subsided after the third drink, if anyone cares to check.
 
He's flaunting that laws are basically a poor tax.
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Also, it's annoying how it's treated as cute and quirky rather than, y'know, risking the lives of himself and others.

comedy routine about a $10,000 robotic dog; "I've spent more than $10,000 on a lot of things in my life [...] The amount of money I've spent on art in my life... that's like thirty dogs." (2h45m)
30 dogs at $10,000 is $300,000 on art, but he can't hire a chauffeur to take his kids 10 miles away for extracurricular activities?
 
Its worth remembering the actual reaction of Aaron's parents. After they met April, they disowned him, took his ex-wife's side in the divorce and were of the opinion that she should not be around his children.
Yea, and his parents proceeded to not speak with him for years over him leaving his pregnant wife, destroying his family and shacking up with Ape. I believe he said recently they have had limited contacts.

April is essentially a better-looking version of Cobra's girlfriend. She was a valve painter at a factory in rural Minnesota and met Aaron at some sort of fan meetup. I guess she was a superfan of rural Minnesota's unfunny version of Anthony Cumia. Eventually this led to our humble valve painter becoming STEEL TOE GENERAL MANAGER, despite having no appreciable talent beyond being coom-bait and being completely unable to use the United States Postal Service. Her one job was to mail St. Cloud, Minnesota biker bar/gun store gift cards to people in other states, but that fell through the cracks. Anyway, don't fuck your fans.

It's really no wonder Aaron and Nick are great friends. They share so much in common, and Aaron even managed to complete the American Beauty narrative arc in real life.
 
With how Nick bitched at Fischer before Monty, there is a non-zero and actually plausible chance that he may have pissed this judge off too beforehand.
I don't think he's practiced before Judge Welte before, but he's had one or two cases up in Sterns County, and I'm sure judges talk to each other.

Nick was bitching and moaning not too long ago about how all the lawyers and judges in his area, sans him, are massive faggots.

Well, he sure showed them his super lawyering yesterday! I'm sure they will now think much more highly of him.
 
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superchatter tells Nick not to take God's name in vain; Nick angrily explains what that *really* means; "Christians are so goddamn retarded!"; "Words don't matter... syllables have never fucking mattered!"
An English major and this fucking retard so confidently flaunts the fact that he doesn't understand "in vain" isn't describing vanity. How embarrassing.
 
I also like how he says that someone bitched about them recently and that just made him want to do it more like the contrarian faggot he is. Didn't he say basically the same thing when people were calling out the Established Titles bollocks?

Why yes he did. He kept repeating "Please! Hire me! Hire me!" He would have been proud to promote a scam. It was a disappointing thing to see.

Also, wanting to take on the sponsor even more because people don't like them. Nick never left high school. That's something a child would do.
 
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  • missed court because very sick in the morning (court wasn't in the morning)
So basically confirmed that he is literally too drunk to function even as a non-practicing lawyer handling a single speeding ticket as the entirety of his caseload, as he showed up, claimed "sick," but didn't even call in sick on a Zoom call, then showed up to stream as a twitching, shaking ghoul looking like hammered shit to slobber and babble like a retard while drinking like a fish later the very same day.
 
Aaron Imholte was in full Rekieta-tier copestream mode about the latest Rekieta-Imholte crossover stories (the Spaghetti-Os incident and the traffic ticket no-show) for about 10 minutes when his hard drive died bringing the stream to a crashing halt.

Aaron doesn't seem to know what's going on with the speeding ticket. He seemed to be under the impression that they had learned the ticket would not effect April's insurance and then they decided to pay it. This is obviously not consistent with the court docket.


I love how April missing her court hearing is described as a "rumor". It's a fact!
Aaron: "The rumors are fun to read." Aaron is a fan of the farms! Glad you're having fun on the thread Aaron.

So either Aaron lied to his audience, or the judge lied to the courtroom. Hmm.
To play devil's advocate, it's possible they paid the fine after changing their mind about challenging the ticket and the court hadn't received it yet. I'd assume government inefficiency just as quick I would Nick dropping the ball.

Nuclear Acorn is in chat; guess who that is: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9koabaTIjOolRNGNXy9cFw (~0h35m)
Lmao, I wonder how long it's been since MANdy shed his skin suit in an attempt to weasel his way back in. Didn't even bother making a new account!

  • superchatter tells Nick not to take God's name in vain; Nick angrily explains what that *really* means; "Christians are so goddamn retarded!"; "Words don't matter... syllables have never fucking mattered!"
  • seven minutes later, still screaming about this
  • "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST... Get your fucking head on straight!"; pours his fourth whiskey (2h31m)
  • Nick says if you want to meet the people he's talking about, you just have to join an evangelical church like the one he's in
  • "Go to an Assemblies of God church!"; worship bands and their flannel shirts
  • "Fuck American Christianity!", we're now a good 15 minutes into this
  • fan Gofundme
  • We're back: "Pretend Christians make up the majority of a lot of churches." (2h40m)
  • Helldivers trailer
  • Genuine Christians fuck up all the time, so just go do your thing; "I'm really fucking glad that grace exists!"
Amazing how just telling a hedonist not to sin is immediate grounds for a rebellious sperg out. It's been said to death in this thread, but Grace isn't a license to sin and Nick deserves whatever earthly consequences he has coming to him.

15 minutes of snake oil selling: "$300... great value!"
Was this already checked off the Bingo card? Does it need a double stamp?
 
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