DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Optimus Prime]

Either way, his fucking spastic attacks lately are making me fucking, well worry is a strong word but he is gonna blow a gasket soon. Something has to fucking give the way he is like twice a day having meltdowns lately. That cannot be healthy.

Like a pressure cooker reaching breaking point, I've come to believe that it isn't simply one 'big' thing going on in the background that's got him all antsy, but the simple fact there's a lot of little minor inconveniences and annoyances of the situation he built for himself that never stop. Specifically, they don't stop and there's nothing for him to really take genuine pleasure out of. All he fucking does off screen is drink and watch wrestling. His marriage is a sham, he has no real productive hobbies, he's a paranoid piece of shit that never goes outside unless absolutely necessary, and literally everybody that was part of his life save for Kat has moved on without him to live meaningful lives. And because Phil is Phil, he will do fuck all about it besides complain.

Something soon is going to be the straw that breaks his fragile back. Could be as simple as the catson pissing on his foot.

Also, who actually asked for Fallgout 4? That must be whale-funded. While it's true that Fallout videos get traction at the moment (I got several lore videos in my recommended feed) I doubt HE will appear in said recommendations. Phil's channel is D.E.A.D.. Yes Phil. Your channel is DEAD

He's trying to ride the popularity of the Amazon series. Pure and simple.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Speaking of which, what do you think will trigger Phil's LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN meltdown how do you think Phil will do it?
To quote my favorite gay podcaster, "you're not gonna 'explode in rage', you're gonna go play Xbox".

I personally believe it will be Joon the King's documentary having some quote that will completely destroy him mentally like "10 years of failure" did and I'm picturing Phil crossing his arms like a child and refusing to continue streaming until people shower him with comments about how great he is and toss him thousands of dollars his way. I think people imagine him breaking down, screaming in tears for an hour, banning a whale and starting a Dent Civil war or just having a stroke live, but knowing Phil, it will be both disappointing and a complete circus at the same time.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Two premieres for the same game?
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So the solution to RPG burnout is a week of:

1 stream of an RPG
2 streams of another RPG he's played at least once before
1 stream of a new RPG-like game
1 stream of a popular game which is designed to be played with a team
1 stream of SF6
1 stream of watching videos and repeating what's being said on screen
1 stream of watching his own videos to show how funny he was, and that he did nothing wrong.

Still, it's not as if what is on screen matters, success is entirely reliant on which of the 4-5 tards will open their wallet that stream.

 

[A Ghost]

He's trying to ride the popularity of the Amazon series. Pure and simple.

after his first try to do a "live react" failed

 

[Optimus Prime]

I think people imagine him breaking down, screaming in tears for an hour, banning a whale and starting a Dent Civil war or just having a stroke live, but knowing Phil, it will be both disappointing and a complete circus at the same time.

Not that big a stretch to imagine. Phil fails at everything, including throwing a tantrum

after his first try to do a "live react" failed

Whatever he thinks can net him the most money while doing the least amount of work.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Oh my god, he actually started blubbering lmfao

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

He loves the “chill”, lazy Bethesda RPGs. They can be walking simulators if you want them to me

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Of course he has his money buff to deflect all the hate. And he mouths off against the detractors. Yet the spineless coward still won't show his WWE Champions account.

Hi, Phil!

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i will never understand why anyone gives this piece of shit a single dime

 

[myone]

i will never understand why anyone gives this piece of shit a single dime

There's a reason we call them dents and wheelchairs. DSP acting all offended that we consider people giving him money mentally retarded is infinitely funny to me.

 

[Fapcop]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-AKblDKvv88

I will never cease chuckling at Phil’s long winded “for those who don’t know” explanations.

As if there are new viewers every night who want to see what all the snorting is about, instead of the same handful of dents and detractors watching.

His “Muh IP” explanation is notoriously dumb even for Phil. How many minutes would it take to get a new one, on the very minute chance that someone would use it to fuck with him?

 

[Lazycunt]

But even then, yes, they didn't want to make a profit from rollback netcode and wanted to just give it to Capcom for free. This seems to be verified by different people, all of which will say that the Cannon brothers are very passionate and dedicated to the FGC on top of being amazing programmers.

This is one of the biggest reasons he is a piece of shit and gets all the hate he does is because this kind of shit,a

i will never understand why anyone gives this piece of shit a single dime

I don't even give a cent apart from the ad revenue to any streamer or content creator that I actually like,only reason he gets support is for weird cunts who want attention from trolls and the hand full of weird people that actually like him.

I also think some of these people only hang around is because it's such a small group of people that they actually get noticed, it's funny that some of the donators actually sort of control Phil in a weird way I bet he fucking hates that because he's like a kid who doesn't want to get told what to do.

 

[marlintan]

His “Muh IP” explanation is notoriously dumb even for Phil. How many minutes would it take to get a new one, on the very minute chance that someone would use it to fuck with him?

Last time he got ddos'd he just called his special business class service tech and they came by later that day or the next day to install a new fixed IP router.

 

[Fapcop]

Lol!

“I have, and I kid you not, THOUSANDS OF FANS! They just come on at different times!”

He really believes this, doesn’t he?

That dents all over the world drop whatever they’re doing and say: “Oh boy, it’s time for Phil’s RPG stream, which I will watch unlike DSPs street fighter stream that I didn’t watch yesterday!”

Good thing that all the sneakdisses and sly comments go right over his head, or we’d be looking at a very rahbust meltdown and accompanying murder/suicide.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Lol!

“I have, and I kid you not, THOUSANDS OF FANS! They just come on at different times!”

He really believes this, doesn’t he?

That dents all over the world drop whatever they’re doing and say: “Oh boy, it’s time for Phil’s RPG stream, which I will watch unlike DSPs street fighter stream that I didn’t watch yesterday!”

Good thing that all the sneakdisses and sly comments go right over his head, or we’d be looking at a very rahbust meltdown and accompanying murder/suicide.

In Phil’s mind, he is an internet celebrity and not a reviled lolcow

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Taken from PoemsFuture's twitter.

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At this point he's gonna have a Mersh-style stroke on stream way before he'll ever have a mental breakdown. FEMALE COP. GUN DRAWN. FEMALE COP. F-FEMALE COP! GUN DRAWN!

Hate to give Doody credit, but his Twitter had a much longer, more complete clip of this -- it was worse than the small snippet PoemsFuture put up implied:

A lot of the commenters on Twitter say it looks more like a Bell's Palsy attack than a stroke, but who knows...

 

[Cherry Dude]

Lol!

“I have, and I kid you not, THOUSANDS OF FANS! They just come on at different times!”

He really believes this, doesn’t he?

That dents all over the world drop whatever they’re doing and say: “Oh boy, it’s time for Phil’s RPG stream, which I will watch unlike DSPs street fighter stream that I didn’t watch yesterday!”

Good thing that all the sneakdisses and sly comments go right over his head, or we’d be looking at a very rahbust meltdown and accompanying murder/suicide.

Phil couldn't kill a bug with his effete and estrogen withered arms. Khet could sit on him and kill him.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Holy fuckballs he is drunk right now, you can tell because he his lips pucker. His tirade about Apple was just psychotic and I have noticed we have had 2 days where he is clearly drinking. The weird stroke mouth is back again.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

A lot of the commenters on Twitter say it looks more like a Bell's Palsy attack than a stroke, but who knows...

Bell's Palsy is the entire side of the face and it's more visible than that. Maybe it's early signs though.

I theorize it may just be mouth pain as I doubt he went to the dentist for many years. And explains why he always looks in pain while eating.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Pretty sure those capcom fighting game collections are also P2P and would expose the holy IP, just nobody cared enough to route a game console's Internet through a PC then run Wireshark to grab it. Now they do because Phil is making a huge deal about it.

 

[myone]

Now they do because Phil is making a huge deal about it.

He's so dumb, he does this over and over again, for a decade now. "Hey trolls, here's what would really upset me!! I don't care about my trolls though (please don't i'm such a wittle guy)."