Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 782 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 455 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 504 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,422
As bad as their set looks, that's the one thing I am not going to shit on them for. I was critical of them for pissing away money on renting an office and hiring a set design company. Unfortunately for them, I think the move was born out dire financial straights rather than sound business acumen. Besides, they are never going to recoup what Anus forked out for the set designer. The best thing these 2 retards could do for themselves is sell the shithole in Portland and move to some rural area. If Kat Von D can go trad, Anus can surely jump on the bandwagon (for at least a couple of weeks).
 
I love dogs. I hope despite all their failings they care for them well.
Considering that they have a big cage for the Rottweiler, which later broke through a window, and that they rent out somebody else's backyard so the dogs can play there, and routinely waste money in "dog hotels", and their previous frenchie who died of a heart attack had a history of shitting itself, doubt it.
 
Had a few beers last night and rewatched the entirety of the Idubbbz Sam confrontation at the end of the "The truth about Idubbbz" documentary and it's almost comical how bad faith Ian is being the entire time. Like he's not even being subtle in the way he's attempting to push the idea Sam's fans do not get his jokes and take what he says as literal endorsements like with his beating Lena Dunham joke. It's super slimy. Very much in the style of like a Buzzfeed or Huffington post journalist.
Make no mistake about it the intention of the documentary was "Hey take a look at this guy who really likes edgy comedy which I don't do anymore look at the kind of people he attracts and how hateful they are."
 
Had a few beers last night and rewatched the entirety of the Idubbbz Sam confrontation at the end of the "The truth about Idubbbz" documentary and it's almost comical how bad faith Ian is being the entire time. Like he's not even being subtle in the way he's attempting to push the idea Sam's fans do not get his jokes and take what he says as literal endorsements like with his beating Lena Dunham joke. It's super slimy. Very much in the style of like a Buzzfeed or Huffington post journalist.
If Mr. Johma wasn't such a passive-aggressive faggot, he would have had a blast hanging out with Sam. Instead he tried to trick Sam into some kind of "gotcha" ambush,, and got completely fucking rekt in the process. I don't know what fucking SSRIs he's on that made him think he could fuck with the biggest troll master of our generation.
 
If Mr. Johma wasn't such a passive-aggressive faggot, he would have had a blast hanging out with Sam. Instead he tried to trick Sam into some kind of "gotcha" ambush,, and got completely fucking rekt in the process. I don't know what fucking SSRIs he's on that made him think he could fuck with the biggest troll master of our generation.
I don't think brain pills work like that, do they? I thought they just made you in to a zombie
 
🎶Shaved all my hair, made my body a shit museum,
And I charged the public 9 dollars and a half to see it,

Don't it always seem to go,
That you don't know what you've got,
Till it's gone,


Fucked up my tits, put up an OnlyFans🎶

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Could it be time for the Anusa emo musical special?

[Verse]
Ink stains on my skin
A painful reminder
Of all the choices I made in my past
So blind
Tattoos cover my body
An imperfect canvas
Every stroke
A scar
A story I can't erase

Eyeliner streaks down my face
Tears mixed with regret
I look in the mirror
See a version of myself I can't forget
Botched surgery
A reflection of the pain I endure
OnlyFans facade can't hide the truth
The scars beneath the allure

[Verse 2]
My breasts
Once full
Now deflated and worn
Silicon dreams shattered
A constant reminder of scorn
I hate my husband
His irritable bowel syndrome
A constant symphony of pain
A love that's turned to stone
 
It's frankly amazing just how awkward all her nudes are. I can't believe that people actually pay for these. It's been, what, 3 years since she started OnlyFans? And she hasn't gotten ANY better at it.

She always looks uncomfortable, or as if she doesn't know what she's doing, and let's be honest, she doesn't. I'd never pay for onlyfans, but I'd have to be PAID to subscribe to hers.

And the worst part, is that she isn't even bad looking, but between the horrible haircuts and the awkward faces... they make her look terrible.
 
Jesus Christ what is actually wrong with her, just go into a different room or put the dog away?? I assume she wants people to make dog fucker jokes about her.
Normally I would agree but Anisa does not put that much foresight into her spur-of-the-moment "photoshoots". My guess is she gets hit with the mood to snap a few and just pulls her tits and/or ass out wherever she stands in their house.
 
If Mr. Johma wasn't such a passive-aggressive faggot, he would have had a blast hanging out with Sam. Instead he tried to trick Sam into some kind of "gotcha" ambush,, and got completely fucking rekt in the process. I don't know what fucking SSRIs he's on that made him think he could fuck with the biggest troll master of our generation.
As that interview went on, we witnessed the death of idubbbz. He started as Mr. Boss of the interview and just a few minutes in, he was staring at his phone praying someone would get him out of there.
Don't fuck with the Candyman.
 
God help us all, Anisa is talking about getting fucking face tats:
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