DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

Hate to give Doody credit, but his Twitter had a much longer, more complete clip of this -- it was worse than the small snippet PoemsFuture put up implied:

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A lot of the commenters on Twitter say it looks more like a Bell's Palsy attack than a stroke, but who knows...

wow hes making some really weirder than normal facial movements in this clip

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

wow hes making some really weirder than normal facial movements in this clip

Eat my Assze!

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

No 1MM again. Does anyone know exactly why he decided to leave? I know Phil said something about him being mad he didn't read out one of his tips, but that sounds like a dumb reason for 1MM to gtfo because he used to not even leave messages with his tips.

 

[myone]

but that sounds like a dumb reason for 1MM to gtfo because he used to not even leave messages with his tips.

He's dumb in the first place. Why would you expect any kind of rational behavior from someone who gives DSP money? Thousands of dollars!? It's like playing chess with a pigeon, or however the saying goes.

I'd never try to divine any kind of meaning out of such a clearly disturbed mind.

 

[JPG]

No 1MM again. Does anyone know exactly why he decided to leave? I know Phil said something about him being mad he didn't read out one of his tips, but that sounds like a dumb reason for 1MM to gtfo because he used to not even leave messages with his tips.

1MM was long suspected as old dent PlanetJeff. PlanetJeff got doxxed recently as seen in the fan thread. At the same time, 1MM stopped tipping. Could be a coincidence, as DSP was being particularly dickish towards 1MMs tip comments, but it does point towards him hiding due to him and his gf being doxxed.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

That fightcade rant was so strange. He was very adamantly on the side of "There's no way it could be used to get your IP or then nobody would ever use it!" and almost immediately had his mind changed by some dude in chat who I've never seen before. Not to mention the weird victim segment out of nowhere.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

1MM was long suspected as old dent PlanetJeff. PlanetJeff got doxxed recently as seen in the fan thread. At the same time, 1MM stopped tipping. Could be a coincidence, as DSP was being particularly dickish towards 1MMs tip comments, but it does point towards him hiding due to him and his gf being doxxed.

And in typical pigroach devotee fashion out of the mists comes an account that never participated in chat ever starts giving a similar amount to what Jeff did. Really makes you thunk. Oh and Jeff you're a bigger bitch than anyone else here would be led to believe if you just walk away from Piggy cause he didn't like how you told him how to play BG3 after giving him THOUSANDS of dollars just like that.

 

[JPG]

That fightcade rant was so strange. He was very adamantly on the side of "There's no way it could be used to get your IP or then nobody would ever use it!" and almost immediately had his mind changed by some dude in chat who I've never seen before. Not to mention the weird victim segment out of nowhere.

Phil as he always is thinks he's 100% right. Anyone who says otherwise gets berated and shat on. Full retards like the Tecmo guy telling him about the IP exposure keep going and eventually he caves and realises it's true (how else would P2P work without a server between other than sharing IP addresses?)

And in typical pigroach devotee fashion out of the mists comes an account that never participated in chat ever starts giving a similar amount to what Jeff did. Really makes you thunk.

Not today.

 

[Fapcop]

No 1MM again. Does anyone know exactly why he decided to leave? I know Phil said something about him being mad he didn't read out one of his tips, but that sounds like a dumb reason for 1MM to gtfo because he used to not even leave messages with his tips.

Apparently he wrote a “politically charged message” in a tip (according to Phil) that Phil didn’t read.

When 1MM returned the next day, he asked in a 10$ tip why Phil didn’t read it, and Phil explained that it was political, and it’s HIS stream and HIS prerogative and he can’t have politics on his stream.

1MM hasn’t been back since. And it jibes pretty well with the recent information about PlanetJeff/OneMM being a leftie dailyKos poster. (Lmao!)

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Not today.
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See and this is the part where it frosts my ass of all things the fucking dents and chairs are right there staring at the curtain, they see the pudgy feet swaying back and forth as the voice over the PA says don't pay attention to the roach behind the curtain and all they have to do is pull it back to reveal it's all bullshit, as Hicks said it's just a ride all that shit you're put through all the guilting and pigroach prodding every hour the corner demons it's all fucking bullshit and for once in your dented lives fucking stand up and say "WE haven't seen any contributions well WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU PHIL?"

 

[00R-Gundam]

I feel he truly believes that all the stream watchers during the differents streams during the day are all different people. Like in his mind he cant even cotemplate the idea that some of his dents and hatewatchers will watch the streams so the whole thousand fans argument is void

 

[Corpun]

How much has he been drinking lately. These recent rants have shown some really bizarre movements and his speech sounds a lot more slurred than usual. Keeping my fingers crossed that he had a mini-stroke he didn't notice and it's not just that he is a degenerate alcoholic who thinks one bottle of gin a day isn't alcoholism.

Also I think it's pretty funny every time he goes on a ban spree of the LARPers and rambles on for ten minutes how they aren't impacting his streams and are wasting their time trying to mess with him. This pipgheaded moron (Pun intended) still can't understand these cope rants are what the LARPers are doing it for.

EDIT: He actually used the finger snapped out of existence line AGAIN! This man really does reuse the exact same scripts for everything. It's so bizarre.

Still can't believe he bought the fucking thing, played Chrono Trigger on it, then banned it to the closet for life.

When you have the mindset of a child like Phil does anything can be tossed aside.

His logic is tonight's stream of Fallout 4 is to get thru -the boring opening sequence- his character creation and run thru the Sanctuary Quest as quick as possible so he's ready for Saturday of actual gameplay.

But doesn't that whole prologue take maybe 45 minutes at longest to complete? This retard is going to pad that out for a whole fucking stream even though it is actually the shortest intro to a modern Bethesda game.

Fucking insane.

“I have, and I kid you not, THOUSANDS OF FANS! They just come on at different times!”

He really believes this, doesn’t he?

He genuinely does and sees no problem with the idea that at any given time maybe only a quarter of his audience watches his content. Genuinely a bizarre cope he made up to deal with his dogshit views.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Either way, his fucking spastic attacks lately are making me fucking, well worry is a strong word but he is gonna blow a gasket soon. Something has to fucking give the way he is like twice a day having meltdowns lately. That cannot be healthy.

I knew this day would come. You know he has been e-mailing 1MM aka PlanetJeff at 2 and 3AM during gin and Jasper, panicking...and him drinking heavier and heavier, coming into his mature adult office sloshed. I'm willing to bet money he's tried to talk to Khat, but she's so stressed out from her retail job and her 12 hour work week, she doesn't have time to listen to Phil's issues and her mind still at work because her job is so stressful.

Also, he has to protect the one thing he loves more than anything in the world: getting his money and his login streak into WWE Champions. Those six star Hogans need to pulled, dood!

No, it's not. All that cortisol and adrenaline - the stress chemicals - pumping through his body is only going to cause long term harm, as our bodies can only do it before so long before our bodies shut down and say "Stop!", and his amygdala is firing off every single day he does not reach his tips goal. A bit of a science lesson in neurology: the amygdala is the part of our brains where it's the major processing center for controlling our emotions, along with correlating emotions to things like memories, learning, and our sense. Phil has operant conditioning - a fancy term meaning that we learn something from our behaviors - to seeing a 1MM tip every single day. He has become accustomed to seeing that.

The best way to think of it is like this: you work a job, you're told by payroll "The 1st and the 15th is when you're going to receive your paycheck." We're all aware of that. However, when you don't see it in your bank account on the 15th, you start to wonder "Okay, that's weird. I've set up my direct deposit, why wasn't it in there?" After a few hours, you think nothing of it. By the second day of it not there, you start to wonder "Okay, there has to be a payroll issue." By the third day, you start to go "Okay, this is weird." and you call payroll to let them know. Because payday has come and gone and you've got other bills that are coming, but you still have money in there, because you're a mature adult. Phil correlate's 1MM as a "guaranteed" $25 everyday. When it hasn't come, the idea of panic, fear, and the rise of cortisol and adrenaline start to fill his mind. Also, Phil lacks any form of emotional maturity, and he can't take responsibility to save his life, it's everyone else's fault.

Phil is going off the deep end and FAST! His gin consumption is going to go higher, as he needs more and more to cope with the stresses of life, the WWE Champions is going to increase, the lashing out is going to increase, and I wouldn't be shocked if he does have a stroke or go into cardiac arrest on stream. Hell, you'll probably see him die on stream and his body just laying there until a dent decides to call EMT's, because Khat is just as useless as Dave.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

That fightcade rant was so strange. He was very adamantly on the side of "There's no way it could be used to get your IP or then nobody would ever use it!" and almost immediately had his mind changed by some dude in chat who I've never seen before. Not to mention the weird victim segment out of nowhere.

Methinks the real reason was this: https://twitter.com/JaHaBASEDGOD/status/1782567146314158315

Phil has proven he's terrified of Jaha.

 

[Comma]

Fourth day in a row of OneMinuteMan not tipping.

I wonder when DSP will start talking smack about him out of pure spite.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

"No 1MM"



The whales continue tipping and changing the names of it, so DSP can pretend that he has a diverse dent population. He literally ask to Canadian Kirk to just do that.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I knew this day would come. You know he has been e-mailing 1MM aka PlanetJeff at 2 and 3AM during gin and Jasper, panicking...and him drinking heavier and heavier, coming into his mature adult office sloshed. I'm willing to bet money he's tried to talk to Khat, but she's so stressed out from her retail job and her 12 hour work week, she doesn't have time to listen to Phil's issues and her mind still at work because her job is so stressful.

Little out of touch but remember those emails someone posted of Phil trying to talk one of the dents out of something I cant remember but it used his typical cultspeak "hey man I don't know WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU right now I thought WEEEEEEEEEE had an agreement and YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE".

 

[Corpun]

Phil correlate's 1MM as a "guaranteed" $25 everyday. When it hasn't come, the idea of panic, fear, and the rise of cortisol and adrenaline start to fill his mind. Also, Phil lacks any form of emotional maturity, and he can't take responsibility to save his life, it's everyone else's fault.

Given that his tip income goes straight to Gacha, what are the odds he dips into credit cards or other income for 1MM's tip under the belief he will get it back anyways. An extra -25 dollars is going to be a small drain on his finances given he is so used to spending all his tip money on that game.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I dunno it looks like the reserve dents are out in force right now but we'll see if this keeps up for a few more days.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

1mm DID warn him. "You may lose someone close to you soon". Guess he decided to follow through.