The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

I can't see how the TV folks are going to be interested in Amy's latest shenanigan. Drunken rambling and abusive boyfriends are a bit too real for reality TV. How are they going to work that in with the sack races at Chris's backyard BBQs and the jolly visits to the foot sandings? Black eyes and empty liquor bottles don't play well in Peoria, And those videos would be great evidence for papa getting custody awarded to him.

Reading between the lines, I'm guessing Amy tried to get him some of that sweet TLC moolah for playing her boyfriend on the show and TLC passed on him. I can see him ranting, "THAT FAT TUB OF LARD GOT PAID 35 GRAND TO DROP DEAD ON TAMMY, AND THEY WON'T EVEN PAY ME 5K TO TAKE AMY OUT TO A SINGLES BAR AND STRIP CLUB! FUCK THEM AND THEIR MONEY. I MAKE MORE THAN THEY PAY SELLING SPEED TO TRUCK DRIVERS."
 
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TestTubePuppy said:
Reading between the lines, I'm guessing Amy tried to get him some of that sweet TLC moolah for playing her boyfriend on the show and TLC passed on him. I can see him ranting, "THAT FAT TUB OF LARD GOT PAID 35 GRAND TO DROP DEAD ON TAMMY, AND THEY WON'T EVEN PAY ME 5K TO TAKE AMY OUT TO A SINGLES BAR AND STRIP CLUB! FUCK THEM AND THEIR MONEY. I MAKE MORE THAN THEY PAY SELLING SPEED TO TRUCK DRIVERS."
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Well they excluded him from the Disney trip (other than him making a phone call to Amy), so I’m not expecting we’ll be seeing too much of him on the show. Even more so if the rest of the family hate his guts. I think he might get a similar TLC edit to Tammy’s feeder boyfriend from season 2(?)
 
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The feeder boyfriend from season 2 that cheated on her with a homeless woman!
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I was thinking of Jerry Sykes, who at the time was still married to wife Kia. From memory, Kia found out about the affair via the show, and it was left to her to explain Jerry’s infidelity to their 7 kids.
 
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So it came up on my newsfeed that Tammy took in a pregnant cat who had four kittens. I checked her TikTok and here are the poor dears. At the end you can see mom:



Normies don't know about Tammy's bad history with cats. There was Mickey, the cat she lied about until people prodded her into a tard rage over what really happened to him. He was hit by a car and not given to another family. Then there were the two kittens she had to give away because she was too fat to take care of them.

The smart thing to do here would be to contact a shelter to find a foster for mom and the kittens. But Tammy has made several kitten videos and is gonna eat up the attention. She failed at cat vlogging before because she was too fat to do anything but throw interactive toys at confused cats.

It's nice that she helped out during kitten season even if she's probably too dumb to realise that it's such a huge problem every year. But I fear for these kitties. Unfortunately black cats are still harder to adopt out than other colors and she should not be giving kittens away to just anyone. But she will. Guaranteed.
 
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She doesn't even look human.

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So it came up on my newsfeed that Tammy took in a pregnant cat who had four kittens. I checked her TikTok and here are the poor dears. At the end you can see mom:

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Normies don't know about Tammy's bad history with cats. There was Mickey, the cat she lied about until people prodded her into a tard rage over what really happened to him. He was hit by a car and not given to another family. Then there were the two kittens she had to give away because she was too fat to take care of them.

The smart thing to do here would be to contact a shelter to find a foster for mom and the kittens. But Tammy has made several kitten videos and is gonna eat up the attention. She failed at cat vlogging before because she was too fat to do anything but throw interactive toys at confused cats.

It's nice that she helped out during kitten season even if she's probably too dumb to realise that it's such a huge problem every year. But I fear for these kitties. Unfortunately black cats are still harder to adopt out than other colors and she should not be giving kittens away to just anyone. But she will. Guaranteed.
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I don't care how desperate Kitten Season is, Tammy being in charge of any animal, especially baby animals that might need specialized care, is horrifying. I can only hope she's mostly just allowing the mother to take care of them, there aren't any runts unable to nurse on their own, and there aren't any infections or illnesses among the kittens. But, like you said, even if they grow up fine, she's still likely to just give them away to randos without even trying to sus them out (and even if she did, she's a naive fuck). Let's hope none of them end up murdered in any Satanic rituals or used as live dog feed.

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She doesn't even look human.

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She looks like an octogenarian ET.
 
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Let's hope none of them end up murdered in any Satanic rituals or used as live dog feed.
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A lot of people look at me as though I just grew a second face when I try to explain to them that this actually happens. Responsible adoption programs hold black cats through September and October because Satanists want to do fucked up LARPing rituals, while some Christians just want to kill them because they think the cats are Satanic in and of themselves. Those particular psychos need to be lectured about that shit applying to humans and not cats, FFS.
 
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TestTubePuppy said:
More likely that they get used to train fighting pit bulls.
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That too, but that issue has no calendar based superstitions tacked on. It genuinely makes my blood boil that it's illegal to refuse to adopt cats out to niggers specifically, because it's almost exclusively them who do that shit, and not many at all keep cats as companions. OT, but for me, animal cruelty was the clincher for no longer being able to attempt to deny race based undesirable behavioral trends.

Tammy is a wigger, which is pretty bad, but still not even close to feeding kittens to dogs for pit fighting. Even she's not capable of that level of evil, but the neglect isn't something to let slide at all. I hope someone decent gets their hands on those poor cats ASAP.
 
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