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A reboot of The Young Ones set in a modern British university student clubs office could be absolute comedy gold.
There is no way that kind of comedy could be made today. Anyone who wrote a script that contained a white main cast and laughed at people's flaws would be blackballed from the media.


I thought they used the scrotum? At least that's the reason I was given for why troons keep having issues with clumps of hair falling out of them.
Depends on the surgeon. Since it's impossible to really create a vagina, there seems to be almost as many techniques as there are Mengeles willing to do it.
 
But whatever tissues they use to line the troon hole, the hole is in the place where the interior tissues of the penis were removed, though they can and do shift it down a little.

As a male I get queasy just typing that.


Money troubles.
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Roughly $40K USD.
Already had SRS and it didn't do right, ergo more operations.
Presumably not with the same doctor? Couldn't be NHS because it costs. right?
Or was the first operation NHS, and they say it's all good and off with you mate?

Sell his body? Does he mean like to science? :lit:
 
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Presumably not with the same doctor? Couldn't be NHS because it costs. right?
Or was the first operation NHS, and they say it's all good and off with you mate?
The NHS will cover one genital surgery (that includes castration, so UK trans people can't get the snip and then later get the amhole) and then will (generally) cover one revision surgery - but they'll only cover the revision if they judge there's something significantly wrong, they won't cover it for cosmetic reasons or general dissatisfaction.

Unfortunately Dr Bellringer is one of the main experts and consequently, as arguably the most experienced GRS surgeon in the UK, he's fireproof and so does not give a fuck - according to a complaint put in with the General Medical Council, upon being told by a patient the neovagina was constricted and insufficiently girthy for penetrative sex, his reply to the patient was "what do you want to do, fuck a horse?".
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Doctors who are seeing you on the NHS can strike a bargain where you pay them some money on a payment plan to either get fast tracked or get treatment the NHS wouldn't normally offer. A revision would still be nowhere near £30k; it's £12k - £15k from scratch with Bellringer, for example.

No, £30k is the price the London Transgender Clinic cites for a colovaginoplasty. The NHS absolutely wouldn't cover someone getting a colovaginoplasty after getting a penile inversion, because it classes them as two separate surgeries. Sure enough, if we dig through this guy's comments enough:
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He's already had a revision surgery that his parents paid for (£15k?) plus another £15k worth of additional trans related healthcare (he mentions hair removal at one point). He didn't bother dilating and his main issues are tightness and discharge, but he also finds douching too gross and just wants a magical squeaky clean vagina that is indistinguishable from a real one and requires no douching or dilating, so he thinks a PPV will achieve that. There is no way the NHS would touch that with a bargepole, he's on his own now.


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It's a pretty bleak L on this one. He seemingly suffers from depression and OCD. His "egg cracked" during the 2020 lockdown when he was 18, and he started "girlmoding" straight away. In 2022 he had amhole surgery, which does seem like it was on the NHS. It's bizarre when the ongoing complaint is the excessive waiting times, yet someone like this can make a permanent life altering decision and mangle his genitals within 2 years.

The archive website isn't loading for me right now, pls no bully for not archiving these comments
 
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The NHS will cover one genital surgery ...
I thought I might get some clarification.
Instead I get a seriously enlightening tale of endless horror.
Thank you. :winner:
He should tell his parents he doesn't wanna follow post surgical care, and see what they think. Money well spent!!!
His parents? What about his doctor? 8)
 
Can't you just see the trans joy bubbling over in those comments. "I'm too depressed to get out of bed" "My life is ruined" "I'm getting kicked out of uni" "I'm done for"

Sounds like this guy is extremely immature and maybe mildly autistic and was groomed online during lockdown. Reading through the comments he seemed to genuinely think he'd get a real vagina rather than a sweaty hole that he has to constantly wash and dilate. He says he thought he'd only have to dilate and "at first". How is operating on such an uninformed patient even remotely ethical?

And the other commenters are still egging him on. "Eventually you get to just live as a girl." Yep, the next surgery will surely fix everything. Keep trusting the plan!
 
He should tell his parents he doesn't wanna follow post surgical care, and see what they think. Money well spent!!!
Yes hello guys I have type 2 diabetes, no im not going to change my diet and I can't be bothered with injecting insulin more than once a week tbh. As a side note I get a real tickle out of serious people being made to repeat crazy shit like this person dealing with official complaints or court people being forced to read out the litany of slurs someone used :story:
 
Yes hello guys I have type 2 diabetes, no im not going to change my diet and I can't be bothered with injecting insulin more than once a week tbh. As a side note I get a real tickle out of serious people being made to repeat crazy shit like this person dealing with official complaints or court people being forced to read out the litany of slurs someone used :story:
Health At Every Size vibes.
 
Can't you just see the trans joy bubbling over in those comments. "I'm too depressed to get out of bed" "My life is ruined" "I'm getting kicked out of uni" "I'm done for"

Sounds like this guy is extremely immature and maybe mildly autistic and was groomed online during lockdown. Reading through the comments he seemed to genuinely think he'd get a real vagina rather than a sweaty hole that he has to constantly wash and dilate. He says he thought he'd only have to dilate and "at first". How is operating on such an uninformed patient even remotely ethical?

And the other commenters are still egging him on. "Eventually you get to just live as a girl." Yep, the next surgery will surely fix everything. Keep trusting the plan!
Nothing changes the fact that these people are XXL mongoloids who should've done basic research even if nobody actively informed them of anything, that said if these people are to be believed I've gotten better informed consent when it comes to mild antibiotics and a wisdom tooth removal than these niggers got prior to being made eunuchs :lossmanjack:
 
No one is looking at anyone’s dick at a urinal you porn sick fucking freak. I barely even look at my own. Anyone giving side eyes at a urinal needs to be dragged out of there by their fucking hair.
did you guys miss the part of the joke where this person says they are shitting so people would stare and awe and shock at the fact this person in schizo
 
No you're right to be pissed off. The military fucking coddles sick fucking AGP freaks like this, freaks who if we ever get in a real shooting war (something it looks like they are itching to do with all the interfering in Ukraine we keep doing) will be beyond useless, we ain't gonna be including hormones in essential logistics and the enemy ain't gonna pause attacks 3 or 4 times a day for these sick fucks to dilate.
They're also fucking corrosive to morale, but the military will fall over theirselves to pander to these fucks at the same time we have Veterans living on the fucking streets and going into thousands of dollars in debt because the fucking VA has to be dragged into court almost before they'll declare anything "service related."
Its a joke.
The military could be pro troon because they see these failed males as excellent cannon fodder and portraying themselves as pro trans could convince other potential victims into joining target practice, but I'm being optimistic.
 
The military could be pro troon because they see these failed males as excellent cannon fodder and portraying themselves as pro trans could convince other potential victims into joining target practice, but I'm being optimistic.

You'd think Bradley Manning would have cured them of that delusion, but no (thread).
 
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