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[AssignedEva]

WHAT IS THIS SIDE TITTY PROFILE HAHAHAHA

IT LOOKS THE SAME YOU CAN SEE THE FAKE BOOB END AND REAL TRIANGLE TIT START LOL

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with apologies to French pâtissiers

I think we would know if she had been killed for her skin.

The fact that Kevin would post hundreds of selfies in the skin suit he makes of her would be a giveaway.

Don't be ridiculous.
Kevin is far too lazy for that. If he murdered his sister to wear her, he'd put her corpse on his "to do" pile of laundry and procrastinate skinning and tanning for so long, that one day he'd eventually notice she'd decomposed into a skeleton. At which point he'd probably try to murder another woman for his skin suit "revision".

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Oh boy, if Kevin manages to get government funded FFS the coping and seething will be glorious. All the fun of possible nerve damage and healing to still look like a dude. I'd be more pissed at the waste of tax money this is but the people of Colorado deserve it.

 

[The Lawgiver]

(Eepy is apparently slang for sleepy.)

This has been a thing online for like 2 decades or so now. I feel like I'm watching the fucking exploding van footage again where they explain the term "lulz".

Anyways, I genuinely do not like how Troons and pedos have recently latched onto the word sleepy/eepy recently, It's probably been going on for a little longer than started noticing the trend a few days ago with the degenerate kid that had the word in his name in the "boy kisser community". Not gonna let them co-opt the concept of a comedic state of tiredness into a tranny only thing like they did "chaser" after trannychaser became bad to say.

 

[Space Police]

Oh boy, if Kevin manages to get government funded FFS the coping and seething will be glorious. All the fun of possible nerve damage and healing to still look like a dude. I'd be more pissed at the waste of tax money this is but the people of Colorado deserve it.

I thought Kevin already got FFS. This must be a revision.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I thought Kevin already got FFS. This must be a revision.

No he's done pretty much everything else. No FFS (which I always read as For Fuck's Sake - apt). You might be thinking of Tony Ree'd - he got extensive surgery and still looks like Count Chocula. And of course, Dylan Mulvaney got it, and looks like a bird creature. And Kevvy will still look like a Minecraft character afterwards. I've never seen a troon who really looks good after FFS - it's all uncanny valley or no change. Sometimes I think the surgeons just knock em out and punch them a few times and call it good.

 

[stupid frog]

I thought Kevin already got FFS. This must be a revision.

Wedge got it. And Rioley.

 

[Penicillium Roqueforti]

... he wants to sound like a guy?

My thoughts exactly. Why would your vocal training goal, if you're trying to sound like a woman, not be a woman's voice? Is his sense of reality so distorted that this is a feminine voice to him?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

My thoughts exactly. Why would your vocal training goal, if you're trying to sound like a woman, not be a woman's voice? Is his sense of reality so distorted that this is a feminine voice to him?

You're confusing Kevin for a sentient being and not a borderline vegetable who is focusing on the most recent moving object.

 

[AMHOLIO]

You're confusing Kevin for a sentient being and not a borderline vegetable who is focusing on the most recent moving object.

Honestly, this is the most accurate and precise thing said about Kevin I've read in a while. Through effort, innate talent, and a fuckton of weed, he has achieved becoming one step up from human broccoli. He might as well be a dopey sidekick to some villain in a kid's show, if he'd bother to fucking move more.

 

[kazuhiro]

FFS.

A reminder of what he looks like.

Spoiler: His current PFP

The surgeon may recommend praying to be reincarnated as something closer to a woman next time around.

Voice training.

Dilation.

Spoiler: Other stuff

Egg-cracking tips.

A eunuch talking sex.


Name sperging.

He's stopped talking to his mom.



The People's Joker.


The review.

Kevin's Letterboxd watchlist by year of release.

By date added.




Creeping on the director.










And some reposts.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

FFS.

Oh goody, a Kevin FFS arc!! I wonder what they're going to do about his dwarf planet-sized forehead. Maybe hollow out his skull and install a Baja Blast reservoir in there. That'd be handy.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Oh goody, a Kevin FFS arc!! I wonder what they're going to do about his dwarf planet-sized forehead. Maybe hollow out his skull and install a Baja Blast reservoir in there. That'd be handy.

I think the brain's small enough that they don't have to do any digging to make room.

 

[FinnSven]

Oh goody, a Kevin FFS arc!! I wonder what they're going to do about his dwarf planet-sized forehead. Maybe hollow out his skull and install a Baja Blast reservoir in there. That'd be handy.

It writes itself.

It is both a “Kevin’s facial feminization surgery” arc, and a “Kevin, for fucks sake”, arc.

Now that Troons and the continually offended have snapped off the teeth of comedy, generous fools like Kev are turning themselves into living situational comics.

Unfortunately the joke is at their expense, which makes it funnier.

Secondly.

He's stopped talking to his mom.

Two takeaways from this, he assumes that his dead father would have been transphobic.

That’s typically shitty. I know that Troons love to accuse anyone who doesn’t support them and give them constant affirmation at praise as “transphobic”, but Kev has no way of knowing that his dad would have hated him for transitioning.
Maybe it could have lead to a reconciliation because perhaps his dad would have realized that his son was deeply suffering and got him real help.

If Troons fear that kiwis may be working in hotels it amuses me.

They seem to think we are an Illuminati, but we are more like an autistic masons.

A semi secret autist club, open to both sexes, but with fewer silly handshakes and unfortunately no lodges.
People on the outside think we are sinister and dangerous, but the reality is we are quite harmless and goofy.

I wish we had some lodges though. It would be fun to anonymously drink scotch, smoke cigars and ree at each other IRL.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

If Troons fear that kiwis may be working in hotels it amuses me.

Lol yeah they really think we're some sort of organised task force who has it out for them personally, for some reason. If this actually happened, the worst we'd do is post a blurry picture of him here with some snide comment about how he stinks even worse in person.

I'm imagining being some poor receptionist at a Holiday Inn somewhere and having to kill Kevin by pushing him off a third-story balcony, or slipping cyanide into his room service mashed potatoes to fulfill my evil Kiwi duty. Like a really gay version of Hitman. Better watch your back, Kev; we have eyes EVERYWHERE.

 

[lamppost]

"Cumming with a pussy"

Do people actually talk like this outside of porn?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Lol yeah they really think we're some sort of organised task force who has it out for them personally, for some reason

These are the same people that believed Phil when he said that they were under siege from a cabal of sinister transphobic chuds that used military precision to over inflate truck tires. For that matter these are the same people that publicly claim that you can become a woman by taking some horse piss and titty skittles.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

FFS.
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I have never, not once, seen a tranny who got FFS and looked more feminine after. They either look the exact same, or somehow more masculine. I'm convinced FFS is a complete scam and half the time the doctor just sedates the patient, takes a nap, and tells the troon they totally gave them surgery.

 

[Poonocchio]

"Cumming with a pussy"

Do people actually talk like this outside of porn?

He talks like a porn sick, cum brained male. Because he is.

 

[FinnSven]

Lol yeah they really think we're some sort of organised task force who has it out for them personally, for some reason. If this actually happened, the worst we'd do is post a blurry picture of him here with some snide comment about how he stinks even worse in person.

I'm imagining being some poor receptionist at a Holiday Inn somewhere and having to kill Kevin by pushing him off a third-story balcony, or slipping cyanide into his room service mashed potatoes to fulfill my evil Kiwi duty. Like a really gay version of Hitman. Better watch your back, Kev; we have eyes EVERYWHERE.

Well another mistake is we are out to murder lolcows.

We are not. Who would produce milk if all these Troons died?

Their baffling ignorance and willful intent to ruin their own lives is amusing.

It’s not worth killing them over.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

"Cumming with a pussy"

Do people actually talk like this outside of porn?

I never actively liked Drew Carey (his show was fun, but mostly because Diedrich Bader), but now I think I actively dislike him. The fact he thought that nasty ponsick bullshit was tweet-worthy is baffling.

And of course Kevvy is like "yup, pretty much! Confirmed Pussy Owner here!" Ugh

His obsession with The Tranny Clown Movie (aw, I bet it makes him miss Wedge) is pretty impressive. I haven't seen that kind of fawning behavior outside of 12 year olds very often.

I'm genuinely curious what FFS he'll get. A lot of his problems aren't at all fixable by surgery: that thick neck, heavy jaw and eunuch posture are here for good. But Kevvy with cheek implants, a lowered hairline/visible scar and lip lift will make all the aforementioned physical traits even cuter.