Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Hybrid Icing]

She changed sponsors from RunLab to something more appropriate. WalkFart.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Look $139

bYellowTail Pleated Midi Skirt $139

Nutrofal Subscription only $88 a month.

 

[often puzzled]

With the running larp over, there's only one thing anyone can say . . .

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Can anyone direct me to the banana pancake recipe she’s talking about? Thanks.

 

[Cranky Old Broad]

Not going to lie, that skirt is cute. Just not on her. At least it covers the horrors of her legs.

 

[HamFan]

That lipstick color was fine on her. Subdued. So of course she hated it, and had to pair it with an obnoxious combo of a skirt and boots that do not match. Western style, which is "so her" right now (...because she's following the current dominant fashion trend on SM).

 

[lonelygorl15]

New skit with bald guy, where she's talking about her period, getting an IUD, and tosses in a FUCK WHITE MEN at the end.

@Thomas Eugene Paris I agree, I think she's trying to fool her audience into thinking she got a man. Mentioning her Bumble profile, a bumble date, and now *barf* an IUD? I seriously doubt she has one, she just looked up common side effects to make it sound "legit". Normal 39 year old women don't need to brag about getting on birth control or having an active sex life, or make unfunny, gross skits with their paid help.

I thought her green boots were rain boots at first. She should've wore those hideous metallic pink cowboy boots she bought and then had on display. Her body has changed SO MUCH, she should be able to slip a dainty, toe splayed foot right in.

 

[glass_houses]

New skit with bald guy, where she's talking about her period, getting an IUD, and tosses in a FUCK WHITE MEN at the end.

Because EVERY woman gives a drop by drop, detailed description of her contraception and her menstruation to random men that she met two minutes ago. Amirite, girls? Soooooo relatable! We've all been there!

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Been a while since I was single, and I know things are different.......but I'm pretty sure a "Hey good lookin'! I'm not bleeding from a period, it's because I got a new IUD. Wanna see?" isn't a great pickup line. Even if you are as SEXXXXAY as Anna.

 

[thejackal2]

Been a while since I was single, and I know things are different.......but I'm pretty sure a "Hey good lookin'! I'm not bleeding from a period, it's because I got a new IUD. Wanna see?" isn't a great pickup line. Even if you are as SEXXXXAY as Anna.

I'm not exactly active but usually birth control and "are you clean" type shit happens a few dates in. You know, when you're both ready to fuck. If a gorl started going off about her period and IUD that looked like anna on a first date 100% of men other than feeders would run (or walk quickly) away from that insanity.

What's awesome is that as a firmly aging millenial perma virgin she's only going to get more and more cringe as she tries to make content for 20 somethings.

 

[xivnuhranx]

With her climbing that rock like King Kong and her climbing out of the water with a rope, my cursed prediction is that her next fitness journey will be rock climbing. That might just finally do her in and make her bedbound.

I think Austin has a lot of rock climbing gyms, or at least the people I knew from there were into rock climbing and bouldering.

She didn't climb, but it looks like my cursed prediction might come true. Why is she so intent on seriously injuring herself? Is she trying to own her haters by endangering her life?

 

[thejackal2]

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She didn't climb, but it looks like my cursed prediction might come true. Why is she so intent on seriously injuring herself? Is she trying to own her haters by endangering her life?

She's a Japanese live action game show of 550lbs against gravity and being 40. Buena suerte to her. I'd laugh but god those poor service workers that have to deal with what the worst of social media has created.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Nader's Branch]

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She didn't climb, but it looks like my cursed prediction might come true. Why is she so intent on seriously injuring herself? Is she trying to own her haters by endangering her life?

Yeah.. She may have gotten on the first holds of the route but she didn't go much further and for her I wouldn't trust an auto belay or a regular belay even with the heaviest person and sand bags.

 

[OttoWest]

So this yogurt pizza dough is about 500 or so calories. Add another 150 for pepperoni, 100 for sausage (no veggies of course), 100 for the sauce, and another 250 for cheese you’re looking at a 1100 calorie “healthy” pizza that Anna no doubt polished off in one sitting.

“I honestly would eat this every day.”
You don’t say

 

[-Jack-]

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So this yogurt pizza dough is about 500 or so calories. Add another 150 for pepperoni, 100 for sausage (no veggies of course), 100 for the sauce, and another 250 for cheese you’re looking at a 1100 calorie “healthy” pizza that Anna no doubt polished off in one sitting.

“I honestly would eat this every day.”
You don’t say

That pizza would have been healthier with a normal fucking pizza dough crust, fuck.. even pillsbury crust if she just had slightly less cheese and added some peppers/onion.. BUT IT'S SO HEALTHY BECAUSE IT HAS HIGH PROTEIN YOGHURT IN IT!!!!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

She didn't climb, but it looks like my cursed prediction might come true.

You won't have to worry about that if the place she wants to climb at is reputable - the limit for those walls is 250 lbs. If it's a reputable place, they won't let her harness up and get on.

And that run video once more proves how slow she is - Data is at a Pace Gait, not even a Trot. (thank you dog show videos for breaking down the gaits of puppers) He's barely working to keep up with her. And this bitch claimed that Data slows her down....?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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Look $139
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bYellowTail Pleated Midi Skirt $139

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Nutrofal Subscription only $88 a month.

She is really feeling herself in this instalment of her inane lipstick videos. The eyelash batting is turned up to maximum.

She's shilling yet another skincare brand, I see. I like that her skin looks terrible in every "progress" photo.

*barf* an IUD

I'm so glad I checked my mentions today so that I could be cursed with this abominable thought. Jesus Christ, Anna! Nobody wants to hear about the contents of your uterus!

*barf* indeed.

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This looks fucking disgusting. "Protein pizza", my ass. God, I hate the protein people.

 

[Laygs For Days]

Another thing: I've read that making these big public declarations of embarking on a health/whatever ~journey can short-circuit the process. The idea is that the big announcement gives you some of the satisfaction of having done it....but you haven't. For a certain kind of engagement/dopamine junkie, that's enough, so it throws them off.

I've always read that it's not the actual announcement but the ass pats you get from it that give you the dopamine. Either way, this has been a thing for decades and I'm not surprised that someone who lives their lives online would fall victim to it. (Although, fall victim might be the wrong phrase.. Anna is not stupid, it may be that she actually uses this to her benefit whether subconsciously or not. Like she knows she won't follow through but damn does it feel good to get all those "yass queen!" comments when she says she'll do a 10k 6 months from now.)

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Lazy bitch didn't even clean the (different?) lipstick swatch off her hand. Such a type A you goise!

(edit: typo)

 

[GenociderSyo]