Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Tragi-Chan]

More accusations of "stalking." Becky can threaten exes and send revenge porn to their wives and try to break up their marriage, and can obsess over their socials to find out how they're doing, but anyone looking at Becky's LinkedIn is a stalker.

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Obviously this is made up, because as we all know, if you manage to escape the Sea Hag's clutches, you are not going to return. But what form are we pretending this stalking is taking? Driving past her house? Commenting on her posts?

Generally I think the biggest plot hole in Becky's self-fic is that she broadcasts everything on her Twitter. So there's all these abusers and stalkers and hot guys who are totally in love with her, who somehow have no awareness of her most prolific online presence. Sort it out, Becky.

More of Becky's usual "externalize your own negative self-talk and remember it as other people saying to you the things you say to yourself in your head."

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Another of the people from Becky's life who doesn't talk like a real person. She should stop dating AIs, is what I'm saying.

I don't understand how "too disabled" would be a thing, given that Becky's "disabilities" are unspecified and invisible. I suppose it would be kind of embarrassing to have her start shit in a restaurant because her disability means she needs a proper straw or whatever, but I get the distinct impression that IRL she isn't anything like as openly bitchy as she is on Twitter.

"Too weird?" Maybe, but I think she means in the "I'm so cool and quirky and not like other girls" sense rather than the "I have a personality disorder I refuse to treat," "I have a mental age of 13, but a physical age of 53," or "I am incapable of genuine love and affection and act as a parasite on anyone who enters my orbit" sense.

"Too openly polyamorous?" Fucking get over yourself. No one gives a shit that Becky is polyamorous, though I can believe that she goes on about it enough that people get annoyed with her and don't want to hang out with her. She acts like society's collective monocles fall out when they hear that three unfuckable people live together. No one cares. That goes for all polyamorous collectives. They're all made of grotesque social cripples orbiting a spherical woman. Except for the troon ones, where they're all spherical and held together by rape allegations. It's not shocking, it's not sexy, it's not interesting. Get a hobby for Christ's sake.

 

[Printemps]

I don't understand how "too disabled" would be a thing, given that Becky's "disabilities" are unspecified and invisible. I suppose it would be kind of embarrassing to have her start shit in a restaurant because her disability means she needs a proper straw or whatever, but I get the distinct impression that IRL she isn't anything like as openly bitchy as she is on Twitter.

"Too disabled" likely means a guy told her "I don't like it when you start shrieking and crawling under the table at a restaurant because I expressed surprise that a self-identified Jewish person would order the lobster." Rather than realizing that most normal people do not want to be on a date with a screeching sea hag in a Hot Topic shirt wailing about her right to lobster bisque, Becky chooses to believe that this is actually violent ableism at play.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

More brilliant Becky parenting.



"Shushing" is a near-identical sound in all cultures and it's done because it sounds like being in the womb. It's a great source of comfort to babies, which is why Becky doesn't want to use it while patting herself on the back about this being kinder.

Just encourage your baby to scream her head off. That's nice. Instead, Becky will use verbal cues the baby doesn't understand and kisses, but not the nice womb-soundalike noise that parents use worldwide to help their babies feel calm, because Becky feels this is how she'd have liked to have been treated "as a kid."



Becky has so obviously not bothered to read one thing about parenting, choosing instead to learn everything she knows from online "activists" who have 0-1 kids and have big theories about how everything wrong with kids is because their mommies didn't use exactly the right vocal tone.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Hey Becky? At Hannah's age, if she's crying, you might want to try like feeding her, or burping her or changing her rather than softly kissing her and saying "it's ok we'll get through this together."

 

[Free the Pedos]

Did she do anything for Passover, which is in the top 3 events of her chosen religion’s calendar?

Bueller? Bueller?

 

[Baggywrinkle_v2]

Jackson should be slowly realizing he's not getting a baby out of this arrangement in spite of the agreement that he'd father the #2 kid.

She must be very relieved that she won't have to pretend to have another baby. She wanted another identity (parent), and she has one. Having another baby wouldn't give her anything she doesn't already have, except more work. Having Daniel's baby first was not a coin toss, and she likely knew full well she wouldn't have Jackson's baby because he's already got shackles.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Did she do anything for Passover, which is in the top 3 events of her chosen religion’s calendar?

Bueller? Bueller?

No, her oven was broken and it's not like there are dozens of kosher kitchens in the greater LA area that could provide a seder spread. Also, other Jews are literally commanded to let you come to their seder; if she'd sent any kind of missive to her rabbi or her synagogue's email list she'd have had half a dozen offers.

Obviously when faced with a small obstacle like appliance repair, the only option is to just not celebrate.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Becky spins her lack of motherly instincts into a very conscious choice not to “shame” her baby for crying. I swear. She’s just a green-haired, more embarrassing version of Marion Zimmer Bradley with trying to reinvent the motherhood wheel to include more encounters with opportunistic pedophiles and less emotional support.

Bitch your baby has no words yet, crying IS communication. She needs a full-size crib with less shit in it, an entire outfit including long sleeves and long pants, and someone to hold her and make eye contact while she enjoys a warm bottle.

I’m starting to suspect Becky wasn’t actually adopted and instead lived as one of those feral children that think they’re a chicken or something. How else can you explain her total lack of normal, prosocial human behavior?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She's a terrible Jew in too many ways to count, but to me, one of the most egregious is her complete lack of perseverance or distress tolerance.

Passover is such a big deal on the Jewish calendar. Only maybe Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur are on par with it. To think that Becky's Jewish ancestors (I know she has none, bear with me) fought and often died for the right to practice their religion and she nopes out because her oven is broken? Literally the shittiest attempt at Jewing.

Especially because Judaism is a religion of acts unlike, say, her parent's Christianity which is a religion of faith. My understanding (Definitely correct me if my Judaism 101 knowledge isn't holding up) is that the Hebrew God cares a whole lot more about rituals, action, that sort of thing above professions of belief. You can be a doubter who performs the important rituals and ceremonies and that's totally ok with Hebrew Sky Daddy.

If you don't perform important Jewish rituals, you aren't just a "bad Jew" Becky - you're not a Jew at all. Because other "bad Jews" at least have culture and heritage to fall back on. Becky is just a dumb bint who paid a lot of money to a Synagogue she never attends.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Becky has so obviously not bothered to read one thing about parenting, choosing instead to learn everything she knows from online "activists" who have 0-1 kids and have big theories about how everything wrong with kids is because their mommies didn't use exactly the right vocal tone.

“I will be here while you cry and we will get through this together. And when your dad gets home, he can change your diaper.”

 

[AnOminous]

She looks like she's about the devour the baby.

Real Saturn Devouring His Young vibes from this sick, evil cunt.

If you don't perform important Jewish rituals, you aren't just a "bad Jew" Becky - you're not a Jew at all. Because other "bad Jews" at least have culture and heritage to fall back on. Becky is just a dumb bint who paid a lot of money to a Synagogue she never attends.

Becky is scum and utterly unfit to belong to any human community. She is trash to be thrown away. If there is a Hell, it's for people like her.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Jackson should be slowly realizing he's not getting a baby out of this arrangement in spite of the agreement that he'd father the #2 kid.

Why does she think IVF would be outlawed in California?

Hey Becky? At Hannah's age, if she's crying, you might want to try like feeding her, or burping her or changing her rather than softly kissing her and saying "it's ok we'll get through this together."

Yeah, especially since they won't get through it together with all the stalkers and exes and Mami and Papi and everyone else who won't stop abusing her. Then there's the Kiwi Farms!

 

[Duck & Cover]

"Shushing" is a near-identical sound in all cultures and it's done because it sounds like being in the womb. It's a great source of comfort to babies, which is why Becky doesn't want to use it while patting herself on the back about this being kinder.

Just encourage your baby to scream her head off. That's nice.

I want to give Becky the benefit of the doubt, and take it as she doesn't try to hush/put her finger over Hannah's mouth to shut her up. It's still shitty parenting, because surely at her age Hannah isn't crying for manipulation, she has a genuine need (like being damn cold) or she's in pain, and Becky here goes "Yes child, I can endure your crying" without wondering why the helpless baby that can't speak is crying in the first place.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Nothing says "I'm for real truly over my ex" like meticulously reassigning everything they ever did in your life to other people so that you always get exactly what that person gave you. And then posting about it on social media.



Dedicated to doing zero research whatsoever about baby care or furnishings, Becky is surprised to find her child outgrowing her bassinet and vows to sleep on the floor for the love of her daughter. Bets on how many nights this occurs? She can pretend she's Fantine taking care of Cosette in a cold, damp garret while actually in her sunny SoCal mansion.



Good thing Daniel doesn't have cancer, since he's the only one of the three who has any actual love for the kid.




Becky announces that she will never be sane or well (as if we hadn't all figured that out already).

 

[Free the Pedos]

Why does she think IVF would be outlawed in California?

I think she’s saying they wouldn’t be able to do IVF if there were stricter federal laws regarding it stemming from the concept of fetal personhood. Right now embryos are just considered medical material and can be sold or trashed as the couple sees fit.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I bet Daniel had a mole removed and these vague histrionics about a "loved one's serious health issues" has been how she occupied herself until pathology came back negative. Yet another normal adult occurrence turned prematurely catastrophic for Becky. Such a great example for her kid, who will in no way mimick her Mom and have crazy, explosive tantrums over nothing.

I just started the Susan Schofield thread and I know I'm not the first to note a concerning similarity with Becky, but I'm echoing it. If she doesn't have poor Hannah drugged to the gills by the time she's 5, it'll only be if one of the cucks decides his love of the kid is greater than his need to do BPD demand compliance.

 

[Sigmahat]

If she doesn't have poor Hannah drugged to the gills by the time she's 5, it'll only be if one of the cucks decides his love of the kid is greater than his need to do BPD demand compliance.

Won't happen unless they somehow love the kid more than the hope for pussy- mind you, the merest whiff of pussy attached to a horrible human being- but hope nonetheless. Sadly, people neglect their children for similar chances with even more repulsive partners (see: Mama June), so I don't have a lot of hope here.

I don't think there's anything particularly special about what Becky has on the 'menu', I think they're just the kind of guy that winds up a regular at Cracker Barrel when their wife leaves them because they can't be fucked to learn how a microwave works. Despite being gross themselves, could the cucks do better than Becky? Probably, hard to do worse. Are they gonna bother? Doubt it.

Best outcome for Hannah is child stardom, really. She's going to get molested and/or murdered no matter what, might as well get a book deal and a windfall at 18 out of it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I think she’s saying they wouldn’t be able to do IVF if there were stricter federal laws regarding it stemming from the concept of fetal personhood. Right now embryos are just considered medical material and can be sold or trashed as the couple sees fit.

I don't think Joe Biden is planning any stricter federal laws about this though.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I don't think Joe Biden is planning any stricter federal laws about this though.

What about the Trump controlled Supreme KKKourt, though?!
jk she’s a mentaloid

 

[Next Task]

I don't think Joe Biden is planning any stricter federal laws about this though.

That's not what fearmongering trannies say on Twitter, though, and that's Becky's only news source.