Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Indeed. Not only does he not realize a lie doesn't work if we already know the truth, but Brad also figures he can call someone a "liar" if he disagrees with them or they make him look bad. It's just a word he can throw at people he doesn't like.
I wonder how much of this he does in face to face public. You think he's the creepy guy at the laundromat who sits next to you and starts telling you he's GOD? Or does he just contain that level crazy for when he's alone at home with the TV on?
 
I wonder how much of this he does in face to face public. You think he's the creepy guy at the laundromat who sits next to you and starts telling you he's GOD? Or does he just contain that level crazy for when he's alone at home with the TV on?
"I'm sorry, Sir, but McDonald's stops serving breakfast at 10:30."
"You're all LIARS!"

... and for what it's worth, Brad does tell stories about walking up to people and telling them about his teachings, so yeah, he's not afraid to be the creepy laundromat guy.
 
"I'm sorry, Sir, but McDonald's stops serving breakfast at 10:30."
"You're all LIARS!"

... and for what it's worth, Brad does tell stories about walking up to people and telling them about his teachings, so yeah, he's not afraid to be the creepy laundromat guy.
Well, to be fair. He'd be correct. McD's Breakfast all day now, Fam
 
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Yeah, I can load up on Egg McMuffins at 4pm if I wanted to in my neck of the woods. It's a limited menu, not everything is available, but it's still going.
Good to know. FWIW, I would have gone the other way... letting them serve burgers in the morning. But hey, I love me some McDonald's so it's all good.
 
A Sausage and Egg biscuit from McD on a long road trip is solid gold.
Me, I prefer it on a muffin. Two of them and a ha$h brown, and you can get through a 10-hour day without even being hungry. Not saying it's a good habit to get into, but in a pinch it's a delicious life hack.

Oh, and it'll set you back $5.
 
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Good to know. FWIW, I would have gone the other way... letting them serve burgers in the morning. But hey, I love me some McDonald's so it's all good.
Supposedly their breakfasts were more popular than their burgers. I can see that too. Those deep fried hash-brown patties are addictive af.

EDIT: Why the hell is h.ashbrowns word filtered to BIG BLACK DICK?
 
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I think this begs a new question for our guest of honor: Is he a McD's breakfast guy, or a Burger King breakfast guy? I mean, they both have merits, but I know which way I'd go if I had a choice...
 
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I think this begs a new question for our guest of honor: Is he a McD's breakfast guy, or a Burger King breakfast guy? I mean, they both have merits, but I know which way I'd go if I had a choice...

He's probably still mourning the loss of the Wendy's breakfast menu.
 
Brad was up later than usual last night. He must have had a good 'teinth land in his lap.

So what will it be today, gents, on this 700 page anniversary from @Brad Watson_Miami when he wakes up and gets the itch to sperg?

  • Basic 7_4 Theory revolving around coincidental numbers?
  • 6_4 FOD and Nestor ranting?
  • F|Gs?
  • Antichrist accusations involving the 48 EVIL theory?
  • Unified string theory?
  • M-Theory?
  • Political Analysis through the filter of brad's numerology?
  • Star Trek?
  • Judgements of 10000 years of misery and suffering?
  • Butchered biblical scripture?
  • Random mathematical word salad?
  • All of the above?
 
Brad was up later than usual last night. He must have had a good 'teinth land in his lap.

So what will it be today, gents, on this 700 page anniversary from @Brad Watson_Miami when he wakes up and gets the itch to sperg?

  • Basic 7_4 Theory revolving around coincidental numbers?
  • 6_4 FOD and Nestor ranting?
  • Antichrist accusations involving the 48 EVIL theory?
  • Unified string theory?
  • M-Theory?
  • Political Analysis through the filter of brad's numerology?
  • Star Trek?
  • Judgements of 10000 years of misery and suffering?
  • Butchered biblical scripture?
  • Random mathematical word salad?
  • All of the above?

All of the above, but punctuated with horrible spelling.

Oh yea, and keeping up with Postal's theme of starting every page with...

Brad-4 Watson-6 (FOD 6_4 "False God" ) = Convicted of 3 Felonies! Felony (6) Felony (6) Felony (6) was the "666 3rd Beast"/Antichrist who was "the great deceiver, false god, and unrepentant sinner against the word of god"
 
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Brad was up later than usual last night. He must have had a good 'teinth land in his lap.

So what will it be today, gents, on this 700 page anniversary from @Brad Watson_Miami when he wakes up and gets the itch to sperg?

  • Basic 7_4 Theory revolving around coincidental numbers?
  • 6_4 FOD and Nestor ranting?
  • F|Gs?
  • Antichrist accusations involving the 48 EVIL theory?
  • Unified string theory?
  • M-Theory?
  • Political Analysis through the filter of brad's numerology?
  • Star Trek?
  • Judgements of 10000 years of misery and suffering?
  • Butchered biblical scripture?
  • Random mathematical word salad?
  • All of the above?
I'll take "All of the above" for $500, Alex.
Oh yea, and keeping up with Postal's theme of starting every page with...
Also, that was @Graffiti canvas' thing. I don't want to take credit for his genius.
 
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