Alright. I’m done. I mean, I’m ready to step into one of those cryogenic freezing chambers and get thawed out after we’ve been conquered by aliens. I’m willing to risk whatever I step out to in a thousand years, it can’t be worse than this. I’m at a loss, there’s nothing I can really add to this…ah fuck it here goes
Darel Wade is now rapping, with explicit monkeyfucking references. Like, shouting out a literal baby monkey pussy enthusiast.
He’s worse than Yung Snow.
They have children. I keep going back to it, but these reprehensible degenerate trainwrecks are actively shaping the lives of actual people. Can you imagine the Wade household? Tori prescription pilled out of consciousness as some monkey genital mutilation video runs on her phone. Darel rapping his latest Pav Pav diss track. Walls adorned with pentacles and skeletons or some shit.
These are real people, with actual dependents under their protection.
I like the fact he appears to be watching his volume as he raps, is he attempting to stay out of earshot from Tori? How the fuck does he explain this to people.
“So yeah, there’s this Indonesian guy I like whose famous for raping baby monkeys with a toothbrush.”
The greatest pity of it all, how do you manage to be worse at something than Nick Dryden?’