Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Cuckoman said:
EDIT: Also, Trump is against Israel? Are you double retarded?
When/what did Trump ever do anything material against Israel?
He fucking loves Israel more than all other presidents together and has the receipts to show it.
TRUMP. FUCKING. MOVED. THE. EMBASSY. TO. JERUSALEM. AND. RECOGNIZED. IT. AS. THEIR. CAPITAL.
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Yeah, exactly it's fucking stupid.
 
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The funnier takeaway for me (and presumably others) has absolutely nothing to do with Sessler's religion. He was a petty autistic laughingstock before this revelation, and so too shall he be long after this comedy bit he provided in his account's closing hours has stopped being funny (though admittedly that will be a while).

It's the fact that years later, this assclown is still getting fucked by his own side's self-destructive streak, and given Sessler's propensity for being a vindictive cunt, is the kind of Schadenfreude long-time site veterans love to see. Sessler was the first of the journo circle that basically declared that your personal life was fair game and he was justified in doxing you if you offended his morality by using no-no words in a game he was in. He was one of the loudest, and proudest, in arguing that any criticism of his side was committing a willful act of evil. People warned him about this position, but others, including myself, saw past it: his shitheaded activist side was solely intended to protect him from the people he chained himself to, because ultimately his motivation is a need to feel superior to others, much as is true for many other cows of his ilk.

And yet, here we are: Our boy face-to-face with everything his critics had warned him about for ages, and then some, and without the self-awareness to recognize that fact. Caught staring down the barrel of the very gun he so lovingly helped craft, horrified that it was now zeroed in on his stupid ass, the only person in the room who didn't see this outcome ages beforehand, and with it, the foreknowledge that his alleged virtue, this whole time, had been a sham.

It'd be a teachable moment if it happened to an even marginally better person.
 
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mlanguishi said:
He ain't gonna learn shit. The guy's a true believer and is probably roasting his brain now and will come back and say 'I own you all'. I mean what, he's going to sit out the election, now that's a real treat for him.
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Yes, that's what makes him a lolcow.
And also why this is fucking hilarious.
 
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Mikoyan said:
'While hiking' is perhaps technically true but not the half of it. Dumb shit got lost in the mountains in a car unsuited to the conditions, stuck in the snow. He left to go get help and died for his trouble. His family, who stayed with the car, got rescued.

Which is why your best chance in that situation is always 'stay put', and I suspect it's also why the bay area techies have had a hard on for years to add satellite tracking/comms to phones.
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Never leave the car. You got the heater till the fuel runs out, just gotta keep the exhaust clear, and if you can block the windows your body heat helps keep the inside warm, especially if there a few of you, and snow piling up is an insulator.
Plus if it gets that cold there's always stuff to burn to make a small fire if you have to and you're careful.
Better than being outside in a blizzard with the wind chill.
Someone will come along eventually.

Unless you're stranded near 'Salems Lot.
Then you're probably fucked either way.
Figger Nucker said:
Adam was doing coke while on G4. There's a clip of him one year during E3 sweating bullets and red faced because of withdrawals. His coke abuse has been known in suspected for a decade or more at this point.
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Coke doesn't cause physical withdrawal like heroin or opiates. If he was red faced and sweating its because he was high as fuck.
 
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Tsukasa Kadoya said:
What I'm wondering is is this part of the grand plan the elites want, or is their golem loose and rampaging not part of the plan and this is a desperate attempt to not get eaten before their plans are finalized?
It could be either or, but personally I'm leaning towards the latter, given the "OV VEY SHUT IT DOWN ARREST THEM ALL" going on ATM
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It's incredibly suspicious that all of these high-profile pro-Palestine protests cropped up during the same exact week the government passed a bill to ban TikTok. My guess is that the Intelligence Community is using their professional agitators to manufacture a public excuse to seize TikTok without making the US government look like the bad guys.
 
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What the fuck is with all these former anti-gg grifters suddenly becoming deranged hasbara propagandists for Israel? It's so bizarre.

Perhaps these campus protests are gamergate 2.0 and Sargon the black's prophecy is coming true???
 
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PixarsTedKennedy said:
TDS is very real. I've seen it with people in my own personal life. It's crazy.
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How much of it is TDS and how much of it is that he's just a deranged coke head who has severe brain damage from how much he's snorted over the last decade(s).

Very easy to mistake the two though.
Smithfield Ham said:
Because even the most racist ass nazi chuds on the chans aren't 1/100th as toxic as the average twitter shitlib.

Alternate explanation: it hurt worset because it came from "his team."
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The racist ass nazi chuds don't care about adam enough to harass him, if they remember him at all.
 
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I am sure he will crawl back to Xitter at some point, when the cocaine fueled urge to morally prostylatize to the goyim becomes overwhelming. I await more kikesplaining from the guy who used to read what other people wrote in scripts about videogames for him.
 
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